Monday, May 11, 2009

Pass The A1


Another leaked Eminem track, Bagpipes from Baghdad. It’s alright, nothin too special…until we get to the second verse where Eminem calls Nick Cannon a prick and Mariah Carey a whore. As some of you may know, Em and Mariah have some bad blood. Em claimed to have dated Mariah but Mariah bein Mariah denied it. So then Em’s been takin shots at her ever since, even leakin phone messages that she left askin why he never calls her. Well Mariah is married now Em, and you can’t just be takin shots without expectin her lap dog, I mean, her hubby to say somethin. Nick Cannon posted this on his blog:

"I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch! So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!! "

LMAO. His corny raps are comin back? Fuck. Thanks a lot Marshall. Does this mean Wild’n Out is comin back too? Does this mean the return of Nick Cannon? That’s pure fuckery. If there was one good thing that came out of the Mariah/Nick marriage was that Nick could stop workin and retire. Now the most “hilarious” man alive is back…this actually might be funny considerin they both have the same comedic style.
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