Bionic arms for man

How does this guy get $100K hands and I can’t get some muthafuckin LASIK? What insurance company is he with? I need to switch. Gotta love it though, so they’ll be replacing people’s hearts and brains…makin people in cyborgs. Too bad he’ll never really get to pick his nose or scratch his balls. I wonder if he gets to ‘werk-n-jerk’ LMAO (inside joke). If the robots ever try to take over, I’ll get on my John Conner shit real quick. The future is now!