Emily Scott turned me to stone...between my legs

Here is Emily Scott (who?) on the cover of Ralph (again, who?) There are no way those are her real eyes. Either they're contacts or the beauty of computer aided photography. If I met a girl with piercing green eyes like that, I would marry her on the spot. No questions asked. She could be a hoe, she could have no legs, she could be into dogs…hmmm, that might be too far. But then she’d lock her green eyes into mine and I’ll quit blogging and become a dog catcher.