Helping the blind to see

I certainly wouldn’t wanna get my eyesight back durin a Recession. I want a titanium penis, so that when I tell a chick to polish it she really brings out metal polish and rubs me down. Um, where am I goin with this…oh yea. Restoring sight to the blind on some Jesus shit huh? Very nice. I’m definitely signin myself up to get my body frozen and do some bring me back from the dead type shit.