Follow me, not Twitter

The Colbert report was hilarious as usual and proved how fuckin stupid Twitter is. If I can find the video, I’ll upload it. RIP Jeff Goldblum….fuckin idiots.

Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Autotune)

Jigga man is preparin us for the Blueprint 3.

Eh, the song is alright. Everyone jumped on it like the Messiah is back. Well considerin the fact that everyone worshipped Jay when he was usin Biggie’s old lyrics, and he steals another line in this one too, it only makes sense that people are bowin down to this song. The death of autotune was a long one comin, who cares if Jay finally thinks it’s dead? I guess it’s dead now after his boy Kanye did a WHOLE FUCKIN ALBUM with it. It was dead before Kanye…T-Pain been killed it.

Gov. Sanford will soon have more time for steamy emails

Ain’t this some bullshit. It appears that some Republicans are callin for the resignation of Gov. Sanford in light of his affair with a Latttttttttttina. I don’t understand why. I mean they tryin to say that the drama that will come from this affair will distract him from his duties. What drama? His wife already claimed she knew about it and they are workin out their issues. Since when did gettin extra pussy fuck up someone’s job performance? Hell, he’ll prolly do a better job now that he doesn’t have to hide his transgressions. I wish I got some extra pussy everyday…I would write the best blog posts known to man. I mean, I’m already the Michael Phelps of this bloggin shit and that’s without additional puntang. More sex for me is like steroids to Alex Rodriguez…keep it comin (pun intended). No, I’m pretty sure the Republicans have a different agenda for wanting Sanford removed. Who need enemies when you have friends like those?

Cops harass gay bars

“They tried to spread his legs, they yanked his head all the way back”, was this an arrest or a rape? Sounds like the police were tryin to get some action too, owwwwwwwww. Seriously tho, was it like one police man, his construction worker friend, and an Indian? Lol. Alright alright. This shit is crazy, it kinda reminds me of the intro scenes of Milk (yeah I saw the movie. It was squeamish at first with Franco and Penn, but a hell of a movie). Cops still harassing gays? What, did the Mexicans stay in for the night?

Man arrested for callin 911

I HATE NIGGAS!!! I just wanna round them up and shoot em. Thank goodness he got arrested. Seriously, didn’t he learn anythin from the buffoonery with the black lady that wasted the 911 operator’s time? It just surprises me at the level of ignorance that is still rampant among Americans.

Mexicans got it all wrong

Oh but don’t think all niggas is black…


I mean I don’t understand how Mexicans can attack blacks like that’s the thing to do. Blacks are in the same boat…still tryin to get a piece of that American pie. I mean, they’re boat is a little bigger but it’s still nothin compared to white Americans. Now, I don’t suggest they “kill whitey” because that will solve nothin...but they sure as hell can increase their political power to get resources to put both of them on the big yacht. White people couldn’t handle a black and brown violent uprising…I mean look at how well this man does against Asians:


DAMN! Lights out for real!

Billy Mays had a heart condition

Just wanted to give ya’ll an update on Billy Mays’ death. It appears he had a heart condition that may have contributed to his death and not the head injury he suffered while on the plane. Whew, I can return my neon green Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle helmet back to Wal-Mart now.

Beyonce at the BET awards...nice

Beyonce lookin pretty good at the BET awards. I heard her performance was good too.

Lindsay Lohan turns 23 without style

Lindsay Lohan is a mess. The bikini would look awesome on a chick with curves…stick to the two piece. And what the hell is with her wrestler boots? Seriously, if the WWE started makin women shoes, I’m pretty sure that’s what Vince McMahon would think up. Yuck.

Emma Watson can play with my magic wand

Emma Watson on the Rant? I guess it means one thing…new Harry Potter flick. Not gonna lie tho, she’s fillin that shirt out nicely.

Jodie Marsh holds my snake

Jodie Marsh because it’s late and this is the best I can do…

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Ugh, another week of madness.

I mean damn…I guess life goes on huh?





Shout out to team U.S. and their incredible showing out in the FIFA Confederations Cup. That was truly amazing. Even though they lost 3-2 against the mighty Brazil, I think they showed the world that they are ready for the World Cup next year. Keepin it easy today…gotta travel.

Xbox makes dreams into a reality

So I was pretty sure that Xbox’s project Natal was just a project…simulated pictures and what not. Guess I was wrong.


Yeah, the Game is playin the game with no controllers! Damn. If this shit drops within a year, I’m givin up my PS3 EASY!

Cheaters are starting to win

It appears that cheating has OFFICIALLY gone cyberspace. There is this website called AshleyMadison.com that caters specifically to folks lookin to have an extramarital affair. I seriously need to get married today, because the longer I wait the more accepted cheating will be and if my wife cheats on me…death. Seriously, I have to have custom vows because if we do the “till death do us part” one, that’s the only way the marriage will end. My new vows will be “till death do us part or one of us cheats, whichever comes first.” I understand people cheat, I’ve messed with cheaters, I’ve even rationalized in my head why I would cheat but to have a website that promotes cheating? That’s just another chip in the U.S. block of morality. This is basically another step towards a change in social attitudes. Before cheating was wrong, now cheating is done but frowned upon, next it will be assumed that you will cheat to keep a healthy marriage. It’s not a good look whatsoever. What’s even funnier (sad and ironic as well) is the creator of the site said that "Humans aren't meant to be monogamous," but when they asked him how he’d feel if his wife cheated he said he would be “devastated.” It totally bullshit line to say that human beings aren’t meant to be monogamous. Human beings aren’t meant to walk on the moon either, but we’ve seemed to accomplish that. It just takes great will power and an even greater mental capacity to overcome “natural urges.” No, the ONLY SOLE reason I could ever see someone justify cheatin is if they’ve exhausted all resources to fix the marriage. A divorce is never pretty and never cheap. It’s a helluva lot easier and cheaper to live together and cheat. That I can understand. But to say you love someone but still step out on them or if you’ve never went to counseling for your marriage, then that is being irresponsible...which we know is a recurring theme among Americans.

KKK still hates

God bless America and the freedom of speech right? I’ve said this once before, we need to stop worryin bout the international terrorists and get rid of the domestic terrorists first. If the KKK wants to assemble and spew hate together, then they can do so. But sending out fliers? That’s disgusting. And the laws protect them but no law protects the people they target. It’s nice to know that the police don’t get involved till someone gets hurt.

RIP Billy Mays

It appears that something is killin off celebrities. Yesterday Billy Mays, of the Oxiclean fame, died at home in Tampa Bay. He was only 50 years old (just like MJ). Earlier in the day, Mays had flown in from shootin a commercial. The plane he was on blew a tire and Mays said to have bumped his head. There has been no cause of death listed but if it’s another one of those brain hemorrhages, I’m buyin a helmet.

Joanna Krupa needs a T.O. for that mouth

The always sexy Joanna Krupa GOES HARD at Terrell Owens’ performance on Superstars! I mean she is vicious…


Is it just me or did that clip turn you on? I mean the potty mouth comin from those pretty lips…Owwwww. But she BITCHED out T.O. That boy had no chance. He looked like he was bout to cry. Damn...

Does Mirella Grisales know I play soccer too?

This goes to prove that Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t blind or disgusting and that in-between prostitutes and Paris Hilton, he does actually have a good taste in women. I present to you his ex-gf Mirella Grisales! More pics on the Facebook page.

BET awards lost promo

I don’t know what a dancing Conga girl has to do with BET awards. What I do know is that women like her are the reason I’m movin to South America to find a wife.




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Sad Friday

What a terrible Friday. The worst Good Friday ever. Yesterday actress Farah Fawcett died from anal cancer. She had been battling this cancer for years and it finally claimed her at age 62.

It was a shock because even though we knew it was comin…it just wasn’t expected. Then her death was eclipsed. Yesterday afternoon a great icon passed away. Michael Jackson, yes the King of Pop, died of cardiac arrest yesterday afternoon at age 50. I’m still in shock about it. I grew up with Michael. That was the music that I danced to. His videos were the reason I enjoy dancing so much. And now he’s gone. It’s completely surreal to think that MJ would die before I had kids. Totally trippy. So today I plan on just honoring the man. Some people have their reservations about him and his negative past…and I’m not tryin to act like it never happened or downplay it, but the man isn’t even in his fuckin grave and that’s all everyone wants to focus on. Dispicable...I had to remove friends from Facebook cuz it was makin me sick. Nobody wants to focus on the fact that he was a SUPERSTAR at age 10. What other young entertainer has had so much success at an early age and didn’t encounter a few bumps in the road? NOBODY. Michael Jackson was such a great humanitarian that it’s beyond stupid that people focus on the dark things in his life…things that he’s been acquitted for (due to lack of proof).

Greatest solo artist ever

His first solo album, Off The Wall, was the first album ever to generate four US top 10 hits. One of those hits was Rock With You.

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Off The Wall has sold over 20 million copies to date.

Changed the game

Jackson best album to date is Thriller. The album is the best sellin album in THE WORLD. Yes, a black man has the best sellin album in the world. An album so great, that many in the music industry credit it for SAVING and RESTORING the music industry and molding it into what it is today. MTV wasn’t playin pop records or even black records, but Michael Jackson’s Thriller changed all that. Even the videos he made for his singles were revolutionary. Now instead of just havin blah visual paired with audio, Jackson was tellin STORIES with his music videos. Of course the most popular song off the album is Thriller…but I think I’m goin to serve you another one of my favorites:

Every time this song comes on, I still do the dance. I still do the whole knife fight routine. This is embedded in my head forever.

Great humanitarian

Michael Jackson’s music crossed all and any color barriers. Everyone enjoyed his music. To say that his music didn’t motivate or change the world would be blasphemy. Michael is really one of the first celebrities to bring attention to Africa and its dire need for help. I mean he brought together (with Lionel Richie) 40 celebrities together. All proceeds from record sales went straight to Africa.

Like really? Got allll these people to sing for free? Finally drew attention to the world’s forgotten continent? Thank you Michael.

Greatest dancer ever

And who can forget the most famous dance move in all of music? Granted he didn’t create the move…HE MADE IT LOOK PRETTY AS FUCK!


Most people go their entire lives not bein able to Moonwalk…how sad.

Goodbye Mike

Yo, I absolutely hate when DJs wanna play some 80s music in the club. It’s like why travel through time? If it didn’t come out in the past 5 years, then drop it. BUT I ALWAYS, ALWAYS get hyped for a Michael Jackson song. I love his music. He’s a great inspiration. I will miss him and hate the fact I will never see him perform again or hear any new music from him.

RIP Michael Jackson.

Blogger in disguise

I had a lot more shit to talk about but I decided to see Transformers 2 instead. Great fuckin movie. I laughed, I cried, I felt warm inside. No, I’m serious. I really was drawn into the movie. Rarely do I like get a full laugh on for a non comedy, but I was “LMAO”. If there was space in the theatre I might have “ROFL”. Seriously, good movie. Ok Michael Bay, where’s my check!?

Sean Paul - So Fine

When is Sean Paul gonna cut his damn braids? Seriously guy. It’s 2000-fuckin-9 already. And the girls weren’t even that fine. They were cute…but not fine.

Gov. Sanford has that rain forest fever

Another Republican bites the dust.

Is it a requirement for members of the government to have affairs? I seriously shoulda gotten into politics. Anyways South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford took a secret trip to Argentina to meet with his lover but his staff told everyone that he was hiking. See even the white man can’t deny a Latina…at least I’m hopin that’s who he’d cheat on his wife with. One thing that makes this sweet for me is that fact that Republicans are supposed to be the “moral” ones of the two parties. The more conservative bunch. But would you actually believe that they are human too? And that they make mistakes? Yet they feel it’s there right to be the “judge” of the human race and decided what’s right and wrong. These damn Republicans are just closet Democrats but just don’t know it.

N. Korea is actin up again

Oh N. Korea, what are we really gonna do with ya? The government issued a warning for people to stay out of the Sea of Japan from June 24th till July 9th because of military exercise. Of course they will be testin their short and mid-range missiles which may not be a threat to the U.S. but still…The U.S. is tryin to down play it which might be a bad sign because they hype up fake threats they can beat, but never talk about real threats. I mean they’ve sent defensive measures around Hawaii - an action taken by Defense Secretary Robert Gates and approved by the Pentagon. So if the world realizes that they can’t reason with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, what is the next step? Do we just blow them out the water? China won’t like that at all (neither would any country that views the Western culture as intrusive). So talks won’t work. War won’t work. The increased sanctions have only led to more aggressive behavior and I wouldn’t put past the Koreans to do everything except fire on a country. If I was the leader of the “free world”, I would just sit and wait. What else can you do? Sometimes a kid will test the parent by actin out, and sometimes you just gotta ignore them. But when they take that one fatal step, you beat the shit outta them!!! I’m talkin extension cords!!! And that’s what we shall do to N. Korea when they fire that missile that lands just right outside of the shores of Japan. So to Kim, keep playin like you know what you’re doin.

Stupid kids jump girl and record it

I don’t know how the reporters expected them to call the police…you can’t record video and make a call at the same time. Duh! Anyways this is the result of a desensitized society. Kids are just grimy. What I don’t get is why record the crime? Haven’t these kids learned that the video is EVIDENCE and can be used against you? This new generation isn’t just grimier, but stupider as well. Seriously folks, stop recordin shit and postin it on YouTube…and YouTube should stop acceptin these kinds of submissions. And of course it’s not a crime to not snitch…that’s why you have to dangle a financial reward.

Girl ruins face with tattoos - admits lying

I think the only people that believed the girl’s story were people who don’t have any tattoos. How could you fall asleep before 3 tattoos get drawn on your face? Now the idiot can live with her idiot mistake. Her face wasn’t cute to begin with, not sure why she’d “draw” attention to it. Here is some video before she admitted to lyin.

Her father looks like a BEAST! And the tattoo artist looks like a freak that definitely gives the customer what they want and not adds an extra 53.

Celebrites sign off on Chris Brown

I’m pretty sure that bow tie fucked up Tyrese’s voice box and made him sound like he swallowed some helium. My message to Kendra Wilkerson is you are paid to look pretty not express your opinion. And to the coon that co-signed with her, well, you’re a football player marryin an ex-playmate…your boat is not that different than hers.

Ciara works it

Here is Ciara lookin pretty leggy and cappin it off with pink wedges. That big girl behind her looks like she’s gonna pass out. Maybe she should stop tryin to fit into skinny jeans before all the blood to her head gets cut off.

Jesus can't resist Olivia Munn

So this next video is kinda lame (and very old – 2008) but it has Olivia Munn in it…sold!

Isabel Lucas might bump out Meg

I found a replacement for Meg Fox!!! Isabel Lucas (also a star in Transformers 2) looks INCREDIBLY HOT! OMG. Like, wow. She had this sultry look in the movie that made me almost grab the breasts of the woman sittin next to me…that woulda ruined my movie experience. She needs to work on her posture tho…toes need to point inward.

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Hot Fiyah Wednesdays

Wow, you’re still here! Thanks! Because you could be anywhere else in the world tonight but you’re here with me. I appreciate it. I don't know why I chose the title I chose...sometimes I do things out of order and without logic.

50 Cent - I'll Do Anything

I’m not a 50 fan…kinda. I’ve grown to like him again after the Rick Ross fiasco. But anyways here is a new video he dropped.


Now one thing I’ve noticed is the incredible amount of Gucci the Unit has on (doesn’t “the Unit” just sound gay?). I remember when like 5-6 years ago Gucci was the shit. Then Louie, Prada, Coco, Burberry, Lacoste, etc. kinda took Gucci’s shine. Then I recall in ’07 Fabolous mentionin it in his raps and voila – Gucci is back on the map again. And after lookin at those outfits you can’t tell me that Gucci don’t be caterin to the African American population. Ain’t no white person gonna rock Gucci like that. They might have the scarf but they won’t rock the jacket and the fitted hat like that. I didn’t notice but they prolly had some Gucci shoes on. White girls might rock Gucci shoes…white men? Never. Yet, the chance of Gucci thankin or directly embracing the hip-hop culture is slim to none. I remember way back when, Timberland tried to distance itself from the hip-hop culture by releasing some statement that got them negative press. Till this day, I have yet to see a rapper get an endorsement deal by Tims (if there are any, please let me know cause I don’t watch that much TV as is). The company that bottles Cristal (the champagne) went the same route and denounced any connection between them and hip-hop. Jay-Z started a nationwide boycott of the beverage and of course sales slipped. It just goes to show that the white man has no problem takin from blacks but will be damned if he breaks bread with them. It’s alright tho. Give the blacks about another decade…then you’ll see who makes the superior products and which businesses will flourish. Because I think the only reason blacks don’t buy from blacks is because of the lack of quality. Hmmm, maybe it’s time for a black owned car company. Or maybe not…I don’t want family sedans to come out the factory on 26” rims as a standard.

Teenager kills 4-year old sister

I just wanna make a statement that I have no clue what’s goin on with the teen. I’ve never been in that position and all I’m givin is deranged opinion. NOW, what the fuck thought process suggests that killin a 4 year old is the only solution? If he was like 9, 10 then maybe I could understand the child not really knowin who to turn to (if the molester is a family member or has threaten him). But the kid was 18. Legally he coulda ran away. He coulda called the police. He could’ve done a lot of things besides kill the baby. That’s just fuckin ridiculous. There is really no excuse for that. And then he admitted it. Does he hope stayin in prison will protect him from the molester? Does he plan on givin up the molester’s name durin the trial? Does he not know that they rape people in prison? ESPECIALLY those who commit crimes against women and children? That’s why Chris Brown didn’t wanna go to jail…he’s too pretty and woulda been Christina Brown within minutes. Sick world we live in.

Lebron's inspiration

Get this kid a sneaker deal…cuz it’s gotta be the shoes!


That is really amazing. Too bad he’s not in college or somethin cuz that would have guaranteed fresh pussy for a week. He better ride this YouTube train for as long as he can and start thinkin up some more shots to take.

RIP Ed McMahon - best sidekick ever

RIP Ed McMahon. He died yesterday morning of prolonged health complications at 86 years. Ed is best known for bein Johnny Carson’s sidekick on the “Tonight Show”. I remember him from Publishing Clearing House and how I hoped he’d show up on my doorstep with a big ass check. Never happened.

No Sex in the City, but twins for Sarah Jessica Parker

Congrats to Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick on their new twins. The surrogate mother delivered the babies Monday afternoon. Twins? That’s so 2008. What is the baby trend for this year? I think I’ma start it off by adoptin an Iranian baby. Hmmm, but I don’t want him/her riotin when we vote on what movie to see and they lose. African babies are 2007-2008. Maybe a Chinese baby. Oh wait an Indian baby (dot, not feather) is the adoption to make. After the success of Slumdog Millionaire, I’m pretty sure they are Hollywood’s new golden ticket. And if he/she doesn’t have the looks, I know if I send em to school they will become geniuses.

Cameron Diaz is an official star

Congrats to Cameron Diaz for receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Really not a fan of hers but she’s one of the highest paid actresses for a reason…maybe that’s why her knees look so rough! I kid, I kid. The dark eye shadow and blue eyes make her look extremely creepy. WHY do women always go for that combo? I have a coworker who does the same thing and what makes it worse is when she smiles she widens her eyes. STOP GIVING ME NIGHTMARES!

Queen B and Jay-Z

Beyonce because…I miss her on the site? That reasoning works for me.

Megan Fox...the end.

Megan Fox at yet ANOTHER premier, this time the LA one. Of all the premiers she has attended this has to be her worst look.

Kim Kardashian's ass might be a Decepticon

Yesterday we had the lesser known Kardashians, today we got the big gun herself – Kimmy.

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I feel well represented

That's Benjamin Jealous. He is the new President and CEO of the NAACP…in other news Flava Flav was promoted to Grand Wizard. I’m just sayin...

And sorry for the lateness, stupid blogspot didn't automatically post it up at midnight like they were supposed to.

Clipse feat Kanye West - Kinda Like A Big Deal

Clipse got a new video out…pretty interesting.


I think I’ve said this before, BUT I CAN’T WAIT TILL KANYE DROPS A NEW ALBUM!!! Yo, in my opinion he is top 5 dead or alive. He’s a double threat. He makes beats and then he spits HOT FIRE on them. Nobody in my opinion can really see him right now. Clipse on the other hand…well at least this track was filled with coke lines…get it? Coke lines? I shoudl write for them. Ah, if you don’t know the group then it will go over your head.

Pass The A1

The audio falls outta sync but you can still tell what’s goin on.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, anyone that gets called a faggot by a faggot is below a faggot. Not a fan of BEP to begin with…I think they sold their soul once they added Fergie to the group. Real wack. But most certainly not a fan of PH. I think it was only a matter of time before his shit talkin got the best of him. Fag fight…who cares?

D.C. trains collide

Super crazy. I’m really at a loss of words, so we’ll just have a moment of silence for the people that were killed.

Iraq will soon belong to the Iraqis

This is gonna be somethin to pay attention to. I kinda feel the turnout of Iraq will really cement whether the Bush administration was incompetent or extremely ballsy. Personally, I’m glad that we are finally turnin over the country back to its government and military. It’s way past due to bring our troops home. They need some real R&R. Only thing is, our government doesn’t really have a shiny track record when it comes to handling vets. I think everyone is expectin the insurgents to try some bullshit as soon as the U.S. army leaves so I think the Iraqi army has to bring HELL to anyone that even looks at them funny. If they can establish dominance and take out insurgents guns-a-blazin then there is hope. The key is for the Iraqi army is to not feel like they are killin their brothers or one of their own. If they can take a good vs. evil approach, they will claim victory for sure. And I guess the Bush administration will be looked at as incompetent heroes. By the way Iraq, where is our oil?

Maury Povich might be cancelled

This has to be the craziest product to hit the market.

A home paternity test? Wow. Sometimes I look over at the Fundamentalists of the East and say “I can see why you don’t want any Western influences.” This has to be a low point for our society knowning that there is actually a need and demand for this. I seriously thought that the morning after pill (aka Plan B) was the low of our sexually hungry society but this really just blows my mind. I guess people like me don’t help…always postin pics of boobs and hot women. Still, I would expect some restraint and responsibility from individuals. And I guess that’s what really bothers me about those two products (test and pill). The fact that it removes responsibility from the equation annoys me. Our society is already one where they try to find a reason to blame everything but the individual. “The kid is hyper active because he has ADHD.” “The serial killer was molested as a kid.” “The market collapsed because of foreclosures.” It’s just so wack to me. People need to stand up and take responsibility for their lives and stop lookin for the next exit.

Boy with turrents stands up to bullies

I LOVE this story. It’s sad that he gets bullied, but you know, that’s a part of growing up. Everyone gets picked on for one thing or another; it just sucks more when you get picked on for somethin you can’t help. But instead of the kid sittin and cryin and feelin bad for himself, he’s actually tryin to make a difference. He’s not gonna grow up and be suicidal or hate the world, he’s gonna grow up and be a role model for all people. This story might make the Good Friday edition too.

Chris Brown accepts plea deal

Kudos to Chris Brown acceptin responsibility. I know people out there (the people outside of the industry) want to see Chris burn at a stake. But take this into consideration: Rihanna never pressed charges…hell, she wasn’t even the one that called 911 – a resident in an apartment that heard her cries did. When everyone close to Chris and Ri were asked for comments, they all said a mistake was made, respect their privacy, and not one person condemned Chris. Even Rihanna’s father didn’t spas out on the boy. So either everyone is ULTRA FORGIVING or there is more to the story than what was reported. Either way, his sentencing seems to be on par with what’s expected from a celebrity…no jail time. And I kinda realized why. Jail is supposed to be a rehabilitation center, a place to help criminals reflect on their actions. It’s also a place to help keep people safe by removin the threat from society. Chris Brown isn’t really a threat to anyone. He’s been apologetic from the jump and there is a restraining order of 50 yards so that they could still attend the Super Bowl (just kiddin). After the sentencing on August 5th, Chris will issue a statement and all this nonsense will be behind us. I still think Rihanna should speak out against the abuse tho…it just seems like the grown woman thing to do.

Kate & Jon call it quits

It looks like MILF Kate Gosselin will be available for my pleasures soon. Kate and Jon Gosselin have filed for divorce as papers were turned in at a Pennsylvania courtroom. I guess they’ve been married for 10 years but it has finally fallen apart. Great way to end a TV series…in a divorce. I know it’s pretty tough on families with one kid to deal with a divorce but they got 8! Oh snap, maybe Kate will become friends with the Octomom. Maybe they’ll have their own new show! The Crazy Bunch. The theme song will be like the Brady Bunch except they’ll use the word ‘crazy’. That is reality TV GOLD. I’ma pitch it right now.

Megan Fox isn't mean

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. She a liar. She saw the boy and was like “ew, gross fat boy. Security, get me outta here!” The only reason she’s apologizing and offered to send the boy a card is because she knows he’s dead. After bein crushed like that, there’s no way he didn’t jump off a bridge. Beautiful women – the number one killer of men around the world.

The forgotten Kardashians step out

I guess we’ll wrap up with the two Kardashians that nobody pays attention to. Kourtney and Khloe at the beach…just lookin all types of good (I’m referring to Kourtney). For Khloe not bein the prettiest of the sisters, I do applaud her for not goin under the knife and tryin to enhance her looks. It really says a lot about her personality.

Olivia Munn does Playboy...kinda (with pics)

Oh hold the phone…I’d rather wrap up with the boo, Olivia. The Playboy pics were just a terrible tease. Not gonna put all of them up so check the Facebook fan page for the rest.

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