Bristol Palin shoulda kept her legs closed

Bristol Palin and her fiancé have split. No surprise there. I mean what did you expect from a girl who says abstinence isn’t the key, but talkin with your child about sex is a better approach? I mean, once you get pregnant all your advice goes out the window. Plus, with talk like that, I’m pretty sure she was a hoe. And homeboy hit that because Bristol is a celebrity in Alaska. I would love to smash Gov. Arnold’s daughters and brag about it. And in that small town of Wasilla, I’m pretty sure the boy was a hometown hero amongst the guys. Bristol is so lucky she’s a rich, white, American otherwise her life would have just hit the shitter right now. See, it’s not only blacks that ditch their baby mamas!!! Trailer trash too! Now, we just sit and wait for the Playboy spread. She got some tit-tays on her!