A bill to keep the dollar alive

To all the conspiracy theorists, here’s one to strike down. Rep. Bachmann is proposing a bill that would prohibit the President from signing the United States up with to a global currency. So no Ameri-Euro for us! Just the dollar. Which looks like is goin to become obsolete soon…so is this really a good idea after all? I already told you what I’ma do if my money becomes worthless. Maybe a global currency wouldn’t be a bad idea after all. Fuck all this. I’ma just do my part to help the economy. And if that means going to strip clubs and helpin single mothers out, then so be it!