Rihanna and Chris Brown dunzo

It appears that the fur coat we saw Rihanna in a couple days ago has worked. Rumors are her and Chick Beater (CB for short) have split up. Sources (not mine, just the magical elves of Hollywood) say that they are both on opposite coasts tryin to re-evaluate their relationship. I know I’m supposed to play the “innocent till proven guilty” but CB ain’t makin it easy. Just come out and say Rihanna has a penis! Then A) you really beat up a dude and B) we can’t fault you for whuppin on a tranny! (Disclaimer: I do NOT advocate beating up on transvestites, they are people too. Now, if you happened to be in a relationship with one and you didn’t know because they withheld that info from you, then by all means go to town on his/her ass!)