Prostate screenings don't work, boo.

Guys, if you’ve been gettin your prostate checked…you really might have been just getting violated. New study shows that there is no link between prostate screenings and reduced deaths from the cancer. I guess people that get it still end up dying? Either way “A decade-long study following more than 75,000 men found that prostate cancer screenings led to more diagnoses but did not reduce the number of deaths from the illness.”But you know how scientists are…know everythin but know nothing. So give it another 10 years and they’ll be sayin early diagnosis will save lives from prostate cancer AND fix the ozone layer. The next time you gotta go in for a screening, feel free to pull a ‘Peter Griffin’: