The Buck Stops Here

Live from North Carolina, it’s Thursday Rant Live! I would smut out Kelly Ripa with no rubber but she only like Latinos…I can be her Armando anytime. Call me. Anyways, here for my best friend’s wedding (on Saturday) so what that basically means to my liver is that we’re fucked. After this weekend, no more drinkin for the rest of the month. Scout’s honor…I think.