Reggie Bush took my body

Last week our favorite ass monster, Kim Kardashian, did a shoot with Complex magazine. Boo hoo when Complex accidently released an unphotochopped version of a picture, with Kim bustin out in the wrong places. Kim took it in stride and plans on showin off her body for some bikini event comin soon. What I’m kinda pissed about is how they gonna photochop Reggie Bush’s head on my body. What kinda malarkey is this bullshit? I did not APPROVE the release of those photos I took in that director’s cold basement. He told me it was only to see if I would be a good fit for the role…I never did get that part.