Wrapppp it up

So I think I need to stop viewing as much porn, because it’s starting to affect my personal life. I have caught myself blatantly staring at women’s breast and down their shirts with no regard. When I see a woman with some milk cannons, I have the urge to spit in her mouth, because that’s what dirty bitches like. Imagine my dilemma since my work entails working with elementary school teachers, pretty much MILF county. Lol, but seriously though, I need to make a trip to San Fernando Valley…road trip anyone?

Today is a bit old in news since yesterday I was in San Diego and didn’t have time for a decent post. And a lot of this stuff is fan suggested (can you believe I have fans???). The first up is some kid named Peter Tambakis (click here for his MySpace page)from New Rochelle, NY. He is an R&B singer, who doesn’t sound bad, but he doesn’t sound great. I can’t put a finger on whose style he reminds me off but I think he might be better going the pop route cuz the R&B beats don’t suite him. Lmao, I think I found a description for him: his beats are 3^rd album Dru Hill and his vocals are Color Me Badd. I think all of it is bad lol. Nah, but the lyrics are decent but he needs a new drum kit and piano.

Paris Hilton is running for President. This is a situation where her suicide wouldn’t be enough, because she’s too stupid to do it right. Lol, Paris and the guys at the Funny Or Die website have made a “response” ad to Sen. McCain’s Obama is a celebrity ad in which McCain compares Obama to Paris and Brittney and yada yada…if you haven’t seen the video, look below:

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die

In real political news, Sen. Edwards has had an affair.......

Um, well….The only group of people that are easier to rant about besides blacks, are politicians. Lol. Except for Barack...he must be alien. The only issue is the dumb shit they do get covered up quickly, but boy do they do some dumb shit. If I was a politician and I need some ass outside of my marriage, I would go to Canada or Mexico and get an escort or bang some random there. I WOULD NEVER MESS WITH A WOMAN THAT LIVES IN THE SAME COUNTRY I REPRESENT!! That’s like dipping you pen in company ink, when your company is the United States of America. And she wasn’t even that hot….sad. Take a look at her yourself.

Eh, it’s the weekend and I’m tired….so that’s that. Come back Monday after I have found my porn star girlfriend.

Time for me to knock out like this dude:

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!