But you're like a bitch with no ass...

Tired, so we keepin it short…but that hardly ever holds true, so we’ll see.

What the fuck is Walk Racing (or Race Walking, whatever)? Fuckin Olympics man, they make anythin sport. Did the Olympic committee add this sport during Bring Your Children to Work day? Did someone notice kids running in the hall and yell “Hey you guys, walk!!!” And then watched them speed walk instead and said “Hm, that would be an excellent event to add to the Olympics.” Have you seen adults competitively speed walk? It looks like they got a shitty booty. You know the walk you get when you take a shit, but later your ass starts to sweat so you get that nasty itch? Lol. The women’s asses look cute but very funny when watchin this. And why ARE they wearin bikinis while speed walkin?


Rihanna is broke. According to her former business manager who was promptly fired after she told Rihanna she only had 20K to her name. It’s a good thing she has Chris Brown as her sugar daddy. It appears 5-head isn’t as successful as she appears. Her albums aren’t really sellin, but her singles are doin well. This doesn’t translate well at Def Jam who apparently hasn’t funded an album for her to this date (it appears her manager is putting in some real work tryin to keep the S.S. Rhianna from sinkin). With only 20K, that bitch better send out a real S.O.S otherwise she gonna have to Take A Bow as her curtains come to a close lol (I’m nice with my word play, like Cam’ron).

Another black movie star bites the dust, and gets a steady paycheck by moving to the small screen. Lawrence Fishburne, you know The Matrix, will be joining the cast of CSI in order for them to maintain their black quota.

Meg Fox on the set of Transformers 2 playin with her boobs.

You’re welcome.

You’d think with Jennifer Aniston’s strong ass arms, she’d be able to hold on to a man….lmao. She’s pitiful….but I’d still hit.

RIP LeRoi Moore of the DMB; also know to you queers as the Dave Matthews Band. I’m sorry, that was an unfair shot. Dave Matthews prolly makes great music…..just nothin I’ve heard yet.

Remember when white girls miraculously developed asses back in like ’01? I think the unicorns have died out. I mean lookin at bikini shots for some celebrities…it’s kinda disgusting. And I don’t expect my white girls to have a donk…no, that’s an added bonus. I just want it tight and round, like a stripper’s (the ones that don’t have c-section scars). Examples of nasty bottoms is Kate Beckinsale (who I still think is hot), Kristen Bell (who I thought had a butt, but I guess spandex can be TRULY deceiving), Kelly Brook, and Mrs. Borat (Isla Fisher). I don’t know who has a better ass, her or her husband lol. These pics are kinda safe for work (bikinis), but are not for people with weak stomachs. Yuck.

So this was a year for havin twins...Angie, J Lo, someone else….and now Ricky Martin. Latin flamer has adopted twins from a surrogate mother because the thought of him insertin his penis in a woman made him vomit blood violently. I mean seriously, adopted from a surrogate mother? That doesn’t even make sense...either you adopt kids or you put your sperm in another egg and place it in a surrogate mother. Instead he said, “Hey pregnant bitch, I’m takin yo kids.”

Tribute to the Unicorn:


LMAO, bonus video because this was too funny. That baby is gonna a fucked up view of women in society:






The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!