Monday...blah

At the car wash this weekend and saw this decent lookin Asian girl walk past. Nothin worth givin a second glance at, but there was this Asian dude driving by that was breakin his neck lookin at her, which made me think: what do Asian men look for in their women, body wise? You know white guys like a skinny body with big tits. Black guys like "manageable" frames and a fat ass. And by manageable I mean thick in the right places...some of you niggas like em thick everywhere...yuck. Lol. And Latin men just want a woman that can cook...so he don't care whats manageable or not lol. What do Asian men look for? Tiny feet? Big Nipples? A girl in a proper crane stance? Lmao, can someone shed some light on this so that I’m not so ignorant in the matter?

Madden ’09…wow it’s been a while. I haven’t been prolific in Madden since Vick was on the cover. But I am an awesome video game player, '95 Blockbuster Store Champion, so gettin back into the swing of things won’t take long. I think ’09 is a better game, but it’s not an awesome game. I like the fact that you can have your skill level set based on how you do in the virtual training and it adjusts by game play. I don’t like the fact that when it goes low, you destroy the computer then get ur ass kicked when it goes high, then you destroy the computer when it goes low again. I don’t feel like I becomin better, instead I’m just bein put on this roller coaster of emotions and it’s makin me nauseous. Overall, I can’t wait to play my east coast buddies online and give them a good trashin!!

I miss the Boondocks and Entourage….will the new seasons please start!!

The mighty Batman has fallen from first place and instead this weekend’s box office winners are a bunch of actors playin actors that are makin a movie in Vietnam, lol. Tropic Thunder is hilarious and please see it when you can. Tom Cruise’s role is memorable.



Model lesbians, Ellen DeGeneres and her long time partner, Portia de Rossi (what’s with the ‘De’ in their names? (Say that line 4 times fast, lol)) have recently tied the knot. I for one am completely against this marriage. Look at how hot de Rossi is; she could find a cuter partner than Ellen. Then again, when it comes to powerhouse Lesbos, Ellen is the queen, lol. And I like Ellen too. I’ve never actually watched her talk show, but every time I see clips from it, she’s always hilarious. Congrats to the both of them, may they have a long life of scissoring each other. Portia, if you come back over to the dark side…I’ll be waitin.

In some positive black news (that just feels weird typin it), Master P is creating his own cable network channel!! I KNOW, I SAID IT WAS POSITIVE DAMMIT JUST WAIT! It is goin to be called the Better Black Television channel or BBTV for those 18 year olds at a 1^st grade readin level. It is poised to be an alternative to BET (seeee, I told you it was positive!). Honestly, Chinese television would be a better alternative to BET. I guess Master P has already begun filming shows and is currently tryin to find a channel to acquire or somethin technical like that. Either way, I’m excited to see blacks on tv outside of COPS, America’s Most Wanted, and BET….o and Cheaters (but the white people be just as crazy on that show).






This is why BET is so fucked up:













The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!