See ya monday!

All I wanna do is a zooma zoom zoom zoom ana boom boom – JUST SHAKE YO RUMP!!!

Demons still roam amongst us. Joseph Edward Ducan III of Coeur d'Alene, Idaho is one. Duncan kidnapped a boy, Dylan Groene, and his sister, Shasta, in May 2005 after murdering their older brother, their mother and her fiancé in the Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, area. The two young children were taken deep into the Lolo National Forest, where they endured weeks of horrendous abuse at Duncan's hands. Duncan ultimately shot the boy point-blank in the head while his sister, then 8, watched. Paul Slack is another, but he’s from London. He’s convicted of murdering a 64-year-old acquaintance by forcing a walking stick down his throat has been sentenced to life in prison. I tell you these stories not to horrify you, but to desensitize you…because this kinda shit doesn’t even get me mad anymore. What gets me mad is how humane we treat them after they commit such heinous acts (yes, heinous, I think using that word makes me sound professional…so deal it with lol). Why can’t we take these blokes into a backyard and just string them up and make them human piñatas…at A-Rod’s bday party? Once they split open, toss em on the side of the road for the birds to eat them out. Then the next person will think before he commits a heartless crime.

Time For A Change!!! And change begins with our favorite friendly half Negro, Barack Obama!! Big news is he has finally decided on a VP but he is keepin mum (most people think he will make this announcement on Saturday because he has a big event going on). Wouldn’t it be crazy if he announced Bill Clinton as his runnin mate? Wow, the black population would go crazy. The white population would go crazy. It would be like a Jackson 5 reunion tour…with the return of the afros and bell pepper noses!!! I mean, since Bill is half black, combining him with Obama will provide us with our first FULL black president!!! Lol. But I have a better chance of running a train on Hilary and Chelsea with an English futbol club than Bill appearin on the ticket. I mean, Bill was vicious durin this campaign season. So vicious that black people remembered that he was white! I actually saw him standin in line reapplying for his Ghetto Pass. Lol, crazyness. Rick Ross was further behind in the line.

Speakin of the Clints, it appears that Hil is still $24 million in debt. Dammmmmmmmmmmmn. $11 mill goes to the individual vendors while she’s outta pocket more than $13 mill her own money. Son, if I owed myself $13 mill….I prolly wouldn’t give a fuck cuz I had the 13 to spend anyways!!!! But seriously, that’s a lot of money to just be losin like that. Maybe the futbol club and I SHOULD pay Mrs. Clinton a visit. See if we can come up with a way to pay her debts, lol.

Gwen Stefani just had a baby boy today, her second. After the baby was delivered, doctors examined Gwen’s cavity and yelled in it “Is that all you got?!?” Apparently Gwen didn’t get the memo that this is the year to have twins.

Home wreckin hoe Sienna Miller enjoys the love she gets from her neighbors:

Can’t say I feel sorry for her….this is what happens when you make a reputation of sleeping with married men.


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The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!