Monday, October 12, 2009

Promoting happiness and good welfare for mankind

This past weekend I was awarded the Nobel Piece Prize. Yeah, the committee got together and decided that my site has the greatest pieces of ass you done seen on the web. They called me at 4 a.m. to tell me, but I let that shit go to voicemail. 4 a.m. phone calls are not cool.

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