Kim Kardass at Letterman

Kim Kardashian provides all the booty I need for A MONTH!!! Damn, what’s with this bullshit she back with Reggie Bush? Are my muscles not big enough for her? Sure I don’t have the biceps and triceps or 18pack abs…it’s only one muscle that I thought she was interested in. Obviously she prefers meat heads over nerds…sad. What muscle did you think I was talkin bout?