2010 VMAs...sucked

So i had a personal request to come back...and the reason I'm doin this isn't because I owe that one person a favor or that they have nude pictures of me with a donkey and some whipped cream. No. I'm postin because I kinda miss it. The world is a crazy enough place to keep me employed and ranting till my grandkids take over the family business. Anyways, on to the 2010 MTV VMAs. I honestly believe that MTV is doing to the world what BET did to black people. The education system is failing and I think it falls on the shoulders of the media to properly educate the masses...but that's another rant.

The program was over two hours which gives me more than enough ammo to fire off for two days but I'ma try to keep this tight like Kim Kardashian's vagina. Now off the bat you think my analogy failed, but I digress. The bitch loves to keep herself together (so to speak) so I'm prettttty sure she's had that vagina rejuvenation surgery. It's the Kim K way!!! And I for one am happy for it, because I like it tight. Not snug. Tight. Like "hold on hold on, don't move I might bust" tight. The things I would do to Kim Kardashian would be deemed illegal after the video leaked. The Supreme Court would make up a new law just to prevent it from happening to another woman. And if you haven't seen her Playboy pics, you can check them here (NSFW).

First on my shit list is the people on the guest list. LADY GAGA!!! Of course I have to talk about her talented ass. And what an ass she has for a white girl. Oh and speakin of white girls with asses (or lack thereof) Chelsea Handler's bottom is very disappointing considerin all the attention it gets from anyone black on her show. Maybe she shoulda invested in Booty Pop for the VMAs. But back to Gaga. I don't like her. Her music is catchy. It's pop. It's manufactured. We've all seen Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta on Boiling Points and the YouTube videos of her pre fame performances. So it really annoys me when she turns into Gaga and talks about keepin it real and expressin yourself. Lady Gaga is a persona. Just like The Tenant. Just like Diddy. Yes, I put my name right in-between to great entertainers because I am a great entertainer...the world just doesn't know it yet. And to be honest, The Tenant isn't too far off from the real me. Just as crazy but a bit more impolite when blogging. Anyways, congrats to Gaga but stick to makin music not makin statements...your fashion sense and music is statement enough. Is it just me or were there no black presenters this year or did I fast forward past them all? Any black presenter had a white chaperone with them. Chelsea is hilarious on her show, but was clearly nervous being the first woman to host the VMAs in like 16 years or so. Or maybe she was worried about here sex tape being leaked soooon. Check out stills here (NSFW) Eh, maybe she'll get another shot hostin somethin else. If Sofia Vergara can fix her English just slightly, they should let her host. The things I would do to Kim K, I would practice with Sofia first. Ay mami!!! This year's VMAs is the first time I've heard Justin Bieber sing, dance, or ANYTHING! I look at him and a math equation pops in my head. Justin Timberlake - Timbaland = Justin Bieber. I will admit I can see his appeal - little Canadian boy swag. But at the end of the day I'm not downloadin his music off iTunes or iStealTunes. For the most part the people at the VMAs were very muted (thanks a lot Kanye) and nothin memorable happened. Maybe next year they'll shock people again. And when I say "they" I mean MTV because honestly nothin happens without their permission. White people love control.

Will.I.Am is more colorful inside than out

As far as performances go, I think the best might have to be...DJ Deadmau5. The LED Mickey Mouse head was awesome and he's a pretty good DJ. Click on his name to check his website. I don't do house/trance/dance/techo etc. but I could see myself poppin a Skittle at one of his parties. Second place can go to Kim Kardashian for pretending she likes Justin Bieber when she really wants me. And third place can go to Em and Rihanna. B.o.B.'s performance was cut short, Kanye's new song was going for first place till the autotune came out, nobody cares about Taylor Swift anymore, and Usher looked like he needed a walker after his performance. Honestly, I was like is Usher gonna dance or not? He broke it down a bit, but not the Usher we all remember. Guess the little baby is keepin him up at night, now that he's a single father (I told him not to marry that bitch and here's proof). The "What The Fuck" moment has resulted in a tie between Will.I.Am's matte finish makeup and Swizz Beats pretending to play the piano during Drake's performance. Will.I.Am look like a fuckin Kaws doll. It's wasn't bad compared to what other artist do (*cough*Gaga*cough*) but it was like...what the fuck? And Swizzy needs to stop. Oh you bangin a world renown piano player (Alicia Keys for those of you not in the know) so you think you can bang on a piano? WRONG!!! Sit your funny lookin ass down. Preferably a bench without a piano in front of it. Mary J. did kill it, but that's like sayin the NYPD likes to target blacks. DUHHHHH!!!

So that's it. That's my take on this year's VMAs. I wish the cast of Jersey Shore drowned in the jacuzzi but one can only wish. I'ma leave ya with the last performance, Kanye's "Runaway" which is also a film he directed...not anticipating that. Don't get me wrong, Kanye is a visionary for sure but ummm we know what happens when he tries to put his vision to film. Shout out to DJ HeaVyneSS for providing the video. I know the video is really from MTV but DJ HeaVyneSS is the best DJ on the east coast that hasn't gone global yet...so fuck off and go to his site.

2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video

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Is Sen. Reid all the news we have?

So no intro and no boobies. Just kinda wanna speak on the Reid situation real quickr. As you know, Sen. Harry Reid said some racist shit about Obama during Obama’s campaign. It’s all been brought to light and Republicans want his head on a platter. The way I see it Sen. Reid is wrong for what he said…but it doesn’t surprise me. I mean, after Benedict Clinton turned his coat and reminded us that he was a white man, no Democrat is safe to trust. BUT…they are still democrats and they are all about helping the people…if it means catering to the people that lack respect for. The whole thing is kinda crazy if you ask me. I mean “Negro dialect”? What the fuck dialect is that? “What’s up?” “Yo, my nigga”? Are those examples? Reid shoulda said that Obama sounds like a white boy. That woulda been easier to for people to accept…at least for me it woulda been, because then it would be stating a fact. Obama does talk very proper for a black person. That comes with the job though. Nobody works a corporate job and talks to their boss in street slang. That’s just stupid. I think the Republicans have said worse things and haven’t given up their posts for it. And like I said before, it’s only a racist comments run afoul if the person that said it is racist. Sen. Reid might be a closet racist but his work in Congress proves that, outwardly, he’s a nigga lover (that’s what Republicans call people like Reid). If Sen. Reid had an agenda against Obama and was working to see Obama fail, then his word would bother me more. But if he has come to terms with Obama winning and is working with Obama…then who cares what he said during primaries?

I ain't dead yet

The first blog for “The 10”© Yes that is how I will refer to 2010 and if you wanna use it, pay me!!! Another thing I wanna trademark is the “licking lips” smiley face : - 9 It’s that gangsta??? The 10 is already startin to look up for me…not sure for this blog lol. If y’all don’t subscribe, tell your friends, and become fans on Facebook then I’m gonna disappear. You have to believe in me!

Jay-Z feat. Swizz Beats - On To The Next One

Um, pretty interesting video to say the least. I like the jacket and gloves, anyone knows the designer? What the hell was the purpose of Young Jeezy in the video? Weird.

Flying isn't fun anymore

CONTINENTAL AIRLINES STIKES AGAIN!!! Fuck that airline…and fuck United. They cancelled my flight to Buffalo from Chicago, yet had flights to cities in Ohio and Rochester, NY which is just an hour away. So airlines to avoid: Continental, United, and Air Tran. Cities to avoid connections: Chicago (O’Hare) and Atlanta. In other flyin news, it appears that the Arabs are off the “people you should be afraid to fly with list” and it’s back to the niggas again. More specifically, the Africans. Even more specific, the Nigerians. Even more very specific, those radical Muslims. I mean, I don’t understand how settin yourself on fire is supposed to bring down a plane…makes me wonder if this was a real attack. You know how the government likes to use fear to get their agenda pushed. I mean in light of the kid getting on the plane with “explosives” in his pants, the TSA is now going to install those full body scanners at various airports. Remember when they were first proposed but there was a lot of push back because of privacy issues? I bet nobody cares about someone seein their tits now…I mean the kid didn’t even get onto the flight in America so what good would the scanners have been? I think it was all a clever ploy. When you can’t force something down someone’s throat, you coax it down...just ask Mark Zuckerberg about stripping privacy while telling the users you’ve increased security. It all started back in August when Hilary Clinton was in Nigeria talkin about al Qaeda may set up shop in Nigeria and 4 months later – BAM! A Nigerian terrorist. I’ll be watchin as this story continues to unfold because it’s gonna be bad news. Whether for Americans or Nigerians (or both) we have yet to see.

Twin City Twins: Anne and Kate - rarest unicorns ever

No clue who these twins are but if I had enough money I would marry the both of them just so that no other man could have the satisfaction of calling them his wife. Baddest white chicks I’ve ever seen. Ever.

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Just annoyed as usual

And because of that, you'll get two great posts...it's been such a long time huh?

Juelz Santana feat. Chris Brown - Back to The Crib

Time must heal all wounds cuz I was NOT fuckin with Juelz after the Dip Set fall out. But I think he might be on his way back up. And Chris Brown is still killin it.

Ok, so the blonde chick (Kimbella) is actually Santana’s boo. She said they met through him stalkin her on MySpace lol. It must be nice to be famous…when stalkin actually works for you and not against. When will I blow up? I’m really feelin this video and song because this is the swag that Juelz USED to have and was lost amongst the shuffle (or maybe my hateful heart didn’t wanna hear it). Rosa Acosta (the chick CB was all over) – BANGING!!! Now, Rosa and CB are good friends and just friends. How do I know this? Well CB and Soulja Boy worked together on the Graffiti album (I gotta figure out with track because the whole album is nice) annnd it appears that Rosa is engaged to SB. That’s right. This 19 year old not only is an overnight sensation with millions to his name, but he has one of the baddest video vixens to ever step in front of the camera. I need a beat machine and wack rhymes ASAP!

My only gripe with the video is the fact that Tony Gayo and Lloyd Tanks are in the video. That G-Unit connection is still like pouring salt in a wound. The only reason I posted this video after seein those two clowns was because of the women and because Chris Brown really kills the hook..

Facebook continues to destroys itself

The first thing that’s pissing me off is Facebook. As many of you are aware, last week Facebook changed their privacy settings to basically make our profiles more public than before. Bad move Facebook. The originators and early followers of Facebook joined because you actually had to know the person you were tryin to stalk and couldn’t rifle through their photos without them ‘friending’ you first. This past week I have done my fair share of stalking ‘friends of friends’ and I’ve come to learn that I’m friends with a lot of girls with cute girl friends and guys with female friends with big tits (thank you Facebook for exposing this to me). This wouldn’t have happened if Facebook was still a college social network. No, but since we have a bunch of MySpace riffraff, Facebook can insult the intelligence of its users and expose them for being the idiots that they are rather than protect them. I’ve always said that in America the easiest way to make money is off of the ignorance of others. My privacy settings are legit. I got two unexpected friend requests and I FIXED THAT BITCH WITH THE QUICKNESS. Then again, I am a Facebook junkie so I wasn’t fooled with the whole privacy change up. As soon as the warning came up to fix settings, I spent an hour+ doing so. Just to make sure everything was like it was before. But I feel I have the right to complain, because I was there from the beginning. I needed my school email address before I could sign up. Some of these no network having bastards that have ruined a good thing don’t really have the right. Also people who misused Facebook also can’t complain. The purpose of Facebook was to connect with FRIENDS. PEOPLE YOU KNOW. Not the guy that smiled at you at the lunch table (who was prolly thinking about wearing your skin that night) or the big tittied bitch who looks hot as fuck (who is prolly some bald fat dude that likes to jerk off to profile pictures). Facebook was meant to connect with people you know. But obviously the idiot masses forgot that part. Such as Dan Gillmor at Mediaactive blog and Heidi N. Moore at The Big Money. Dan, who has deleted his account, admits to just accepting random friend request without thinking of repercussions and now wants to start over. Heidi complains that you can’t hide your friend list and she doesn’t want other people to know who she is friends with. I almost fell out my bed when I read that. You don’t want your friends to know who else your friends with? How SHADY does that sound? Now I don’t expect all your friends to be in the same social circle but you should be able to vouche for anyone you claim as a friend on Facebook. If you’re friending terrorist then I can see why you would want that hidden. Now, I’m no saint and yes I have people that I shouldn’t be friends with but I go through a cleaning process very often and defriend more people than I friend. Matter of fact starting this year, if I didn’t share a drink with you, I didn’t accept your friend request. I don’t know why you would want to friend someone you didn’t know and allow them access into your world. Oh yeah, I was never a big fan of hiding certain pictures from one group or making my wall available to certain “friends”. I left everything out in the open for anyone that became my friend on Facebook and that’s what prompted the scrutiny with friend requests. But like I was saying, I spent 2009 trying to reconnect and maintain friendships with “friends” on Facebook. 2010 is the year of the deletion. If I can manage to bring my friend count from 355ish down to 200 or less, I’ll be totally happy. I don’t need all those useless liabilities hanging around. If you’re a friend, then act like one. Understand what a social network is about and use it to your advantage. Stop tryin to boost your Facebook Stats by having the most friends or the most tagged pictures. You can’t complain about privacy when you weren’t enforcing your own to begin with!

Tiger's Woody

Another thing that is pissing me off is the Tiger Woods fiasco. Let me first start off by saying: Yes I’m glad he was caught. Cheating on your spouse is not cool. Yes, she should have beaten his ass for it. I think it’s a great thing that the media exposed him and I wish every cheater was exposed nationally when caught (I love that show Cheaters)…maybe they’ll think twice before stepping out. Now here are the issues I have with the fiasco. First, why hasn’t Ellin Woods been arrested for domestic violence? If Rihanna had cheated on Chris Brown with 9+ dudes, would he be justified for the trashing he gave her? Ellin Woods almost KILLED her husband. He crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree tryin to escape her. Yet the state of Florida hasn’t come forward to punish her. That’s bullshit. I know she’s hurting and what not but laws are laws correct? Maybe Chris Brown shoulda admitted to Rihanna giving him herpes (not sayin its true, just a strong rumor) or admitted to Rihanna hitting him first (also not sayin it true, just strong rumors. But what is true is that they had a violent relationship. She HAS hit him before). Then he wouldn’t look like such a bad guy. Another issue I have is with this home wrecking hoes. Yea, I know Tiger is the main villain but every villain has a sidekick (or 12 in Tiger’s case) that sticks with him no matter what. YOU DON’T RAT!!! Now I don’t know how the media figured out whom these other women are but I do know that it was because these women talked about it to SOMEONE, they were exposed. And to make matters worse, instead of just denying it some of them have came on TV or sold their story. Not only is it a despicable act to admit that you’re a home wrecking whore, but did you even think about Mrs. Tiger Uppercut and her kids? I applaud Rachel (the first one) for keepin silent about it until other women came forth…she then figured I need to make my cut too lol. But admitting to the nation rather than just your pastor that you slept with Tiger while he was married is just going to DESTROY Ellin. How can she even step outside anymore? Soooo embarrassing. Terribly embarrassing. It’s like does she wanna turn on the TV and risk seeing ANOTHER girl come forth? People look at her with that ‘pity’ look. So a big fuck you to the whores Tiger fucked. I hope you don’t get a penny and I hope your reps are tarnished. But then back to Tiger and for my next point I’ma quote 50 Cent. Not sure the source, someone sent it to me in my inbox - "Thirteen women and no condoms - you're a gambling man ain't you Tiger? Rappers use condoms often. Golfers apparently don't use condoms,” 50 Cent joked. “It’s interesting when you pick your women at Perkins. That’s why you get told on. When she tells it’s not really her fault, especially when you didn’t give her nothing and she’s at Perkins.” It appears that Tiger paid some of these women hush money but not all. That is a mistake. A bigger mistake is not fuckin with someone who has JUST as much to lose as you. That’s one thing dickheads never think about. They always want the easy piece of ass. If I was a BILLIONAIRE golfer like Tiger, I would only fuck with married Princesses lol. Seriously, that way she ain’t runnin her mouth because she’ll prolly be shot. Last but not least, the other irritant in this Woods Gate is of course the media. But it’s not the normal celebrity outlets I’m mad at. ESPN has added a Tiger spot on their ticker that scrolls at the bottom of the screen. Tiger has his own ticker mark. WHYYYYY? He’s not golfing. There is no reason for ESPN to report on anything Tiger related if it’s not about sports. Yesterday while at the gym, I was watching CNN on the screen and they brought in political advisors/public relations to give their thoughts on what Tiger should do to repair his image. Now, CNN has their own celebrity outlets…so leave that shit for them. Talk politics for crying out loud. Lord knows you have enough cheaters in that circle to repair.

Olivia Munn does a premier and looks good doing it

I was gonna avoid doin any real celebrity posts..especially of Olivia Munn who’s been in the news a lot. But I seen these pics of her and her shoes are the shit. A sexy nerd…I’m so in love.

I wanna take Kimbella and Rosa Acosta back to the crib

I think it’s only right to end the post with pics of Kimbella and Rosa Acosta…for those of you who aren’t already familiar with their work.

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She needs her own video game...

If my video editing skills were great, you already know where I would take this…

Son beats up dad for snoring

WTF!!! HAHAHAHAHA. THE WORLD IS SOOOO FUCKING CRAZYYYYY. How you gonna beat up your dad for snoring? If your dad is snoring that means he’s been workin hard to keep that roof over your head and food in your mouth…and you gonna disturb his sleep? Had to be a white boy. If this had been a black dad, he would have one less child after being woken up so rudely.

Pilots blame traffic controllers for overshooting airport

Talk about typical Americans…typical humans. The pilots that were too distracted and flew past the destination airport are tryin to blame the traffic controllers for not properly reachin them. What the fuck else were the controllers supposed to do? Call the pilots on their cell phones? Maybe shoot them an email since the pilots “were on their laptops” anyways. I mean who really buys that bullshit? There is no way you can be so engaged on your laptop that you zone out on the radio. I mean they claimed to be having a discussion about the new Delta-NWA merger so they obliviously didn’t have any hearing issues. I honestly think they were fuckin. They shoulda gave them a spermalizer test and made sure these wasn’t any residue on their mouths or rectums. Because what else could be more embarrassing than being a gay pilot fuckin on the job? I don’t by the “sleeping” excuse because there really isn’t enough time for them to be sleeping...not like it was an international flight and that had ample rest already. Anyways, I hope they are fired because this issue is beyond just overshooting their destination. They lost radio contact as well. The Air Force was about to get involved and send jets to intercept the plane. They certainly endangered the well being of the passengers and I wouldn’t feel safe knowing they are the pilots of my flight.

Global warming is happening...like for the past 5 million years

I’ve always thought global warming was a load of shit. Global warming has been occurring since the ice caps melted (remember the movie Ice Age? Based on true events). So this whole man-made acceleration shit just seemed like a method of control. Scare people into believing something so that you can force them to buy more useless shit. Plus, scientists are always reversing their ideas. One day broccoli is good for you, the next day it gives you colon cancer. They can never make up their minds. I’m pretty sure the global warming myth has been debunked but of course nobody wants that to come to light. No, because then you’ll have a bunch of smart guys with no jobs. That’s the problem with scientist that do research – once it’s done, they have to find something new IN THAT FIELD THAT THEY ARE IN. An Earth scientist couldn’t go and do research on DNA. He’s pretty much stuck in Earth science. And if he’s dedicated his life to just one topic…like global warming…then he’s truly shit outta luck once it is found that global warming is just a natural occurrence. That’s prolly why nobody has found a cure for cancer or AIDS. Once they complete that, what’s next? Pulitzer Prize and retirement? That would suck for some.

Tiger Woods' should just come clean...

Tiger Woods is no longer a Tiger but a Cheetah, lol. That was a friend’s status message. The Tiger jokes are just rollin in. Like what’s the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball but not an Escalade. Some people call Elin (Tiger’s wife), Sagat from Street Fighter because she performed a “TIGGGGER UPPERCUT” lmao! Anyways, word has it that Oprah has reached out to Tiger for an interview and I’m kinda confused on why. First off, I’m not an Oprah fan. I respect her charitable work and shit like that, but as far as her personality goes she’s a business woman first and a feminist second. She acts like she’s all about empowering women and shit like that but let’s be real for a second. Why on earth would you bring Tiger Woods on your show to talk about cheating? I understand that cheating is a serious issue, but it can’t be as scarring as domestic violence. That’s right, I’m still bitter about her comments about Chris Brown and the fact she didn’t extend a hand out to him to help him out. I know Oprah has had that ass beat but if she’s all about empowering women, then that woulda been the perfect time to GRILL Chris Breezy about what’s messed up in his head. I’m pretty sure women would have appreciated it too. But Chris Brown prolly attracts a younger demographic than who Oprah normally caters to. With Tiger and Elin, they are both middle aged couple with children…cha-ching. Fuck Oprah...yeah I said it. Here is a video of another slore than Tiger ran through…this has to be the most pathetic:

I don’t understand why people fall in love with someone that is married. IF THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THEY ARE CHEATING THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY NO GOOD!!! They have no integrity. They spouse can’t trust them, but you can? As Ed Lover would say: C’Mon Son!!! If they aren’t single don’t wife/hubby them. Wait till they end their current relationship before you end up lookin like a fool at the end.

Nicki Minaj does Complex

I don’t like Nicki Minaj’s voice, rap skills, or personality…but I would nut on her butt. That girl’s body just makes me want to do the nastiest things to her.

I'd frolic through her Tiger Lillies....

Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu. If you don’t know who she is, then I would suggest moving out from the fucking rock you live under…idiot.

Holly Madison turns 30

I wasn’t gonna post pics from Holly Madison’s 30th birthday because she didn’t invite me…but this one pic caught my eye…Is homeboy tryin to cause a nip slip while takin a pic with her??? CLASSIC!!! That is the official move of the 2010. If you are takin a pic with a big titty bitch with little covering – try to make her titty pop out as you take the pic!!!

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