Facebook continues to destroys itself

The first thing that’s pissing me off is Facebook. As many of you are aware, last week Facebook changed their privacy settings to basically make our profiles more public than before. Bad move Facebook. The originators and early followers of Facebook joined because you actually had to know the person you were tryin to stalk and couldn’t rifle through their photos without them ‘friending’ you first. This past week I have done my fair share of stalking ‘friends of friends’ and I’ve come to learn that I’m friends with a lot of girls with cute girl friends and guys with female friends with big tits (thank you Facebook for exposing this to me). This wouldn’t have happened if Facebook was still a college social network. No, but since we have a bunch of MySpace riffraff, Facebook can insult the intelligence of its users and expose them for being the idiots that they are rather than protect them. I’ve always said that in America the easiest way to make money is off of the ignorance of others. My privacy settings are legit. I got two unexpected friend requests and I FIXED THAT BITCH WITH THE QUICKNESS. Then again, I am a Facebook junkie so I wasn’t fooled with the whole privacy change up. As soon as the warning came up to fix settings, I spent an hour+ doing so. Just to make sure everything was like it was before. But I feel I have the right to complain, because I was there from the beginning. I needed my school email address before I could sign up. Some of these no network having bastards that have ruined a good thing don’t really have the right. Also people who misused Facebook also can’t complain. The purpose of Facebook was to connect with FRIENDS. PEOPLE YOU KNOW. Not the guy that smiled at you at the lunch table (who was prolly thinking about wearing your skin that night) or the big tittied bitch who looks hot as fuck (who is prolly some bald fat dude that likes to jerk off to profile pictures). Facebook was meant to connect with people you know. But obviously the idiot masses forgot that part. Such as Dan Gillmor at Mediaactive blog and Heidi N. Moore at The Big Money. Dan, who has deleted his account, admits to just accepting random friend request without thinking of repercussions and now wants to start over. Heidi complains that you can’t hide your friend list and she doesn’t want other people to know who she is friends with. I almost fell out my bed when I read that. You don’t want your friends to know who else your friends with? How SHADY does that sound? Now I don’t expect all your friends to be in the same social circle but you should be able to vouche for anyone you claim as a friend on Facebook. If you’re friending terrorist then I can see why you would want that hidden. Now, I’m no saint and yes I have people that I shouldn’t be friends with but I go through a cleaning process very often and defriend more people than I friend. Matter of fact starting this year, if I didn’t share a drink with you, I didn’t accept your friend request. I don’t know why you would want to friend someone you didn’t know and allow them access into your world. Oh yeah, I was never a big fan of hiding certain pictures from one group or making my wall available to certain “friends”. I left everything out in the open for anyone that became my friend on Facebook and that’s what prompted the scrutiny with friend requests. But like I was saying, I spent 2009 trying to reconnect and maintain friendships with “friends” on Facebook. 2010 is the year of the deletion. If I can manage to bring my friend count from 355ish down to 200 or less, I’ll be totally happy. I don’t need all those useless liabilities hanging around. If you’re a friend, then act like one. Understand what a social network is about and use it to your advantage. Stop tryin to boost your Facebook Stats by having the most friends or the most tagged pictures. You can’t complain about privacy when you weren’t enforcing your own to begin with!

Tiger's Woody

Another thing that is pissing me off is the Tiger Woods fiasco. Let me first start off by saying: Yes I’m glad he was caught. Cheating on your spouse is not cool. Yes, she should have beaten his ass for it. I think it’s a great thing that the media exposed him and I wish every cheater was exposed nationally when caught (I love that show Cheaters)…maybe they’ll think twice before stepping out. Now here are the issues I have with the fiasco. First, why hasn’t Ellin Woods been arrested for domestic violence? If Rihanna had cheated on Chris Brown with 9+ dudes, would he be justified for the trashing he gave her? Ellin Woods almost KILLED her husband. He crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree tryin to escape her. Yet the state of Florida hasn’t come forward to punish her. That’s bullshit. I know she’s hurting and what not but laws are laws correct? Maybe Chris Brown shoulda admitted to Rihanna giving him herpes (not sayin its true, just a strong rumor) or admitted to Rihanna hitting him first (also not sayin it true, just strong rumors. But what is true is that they had a violent relationship. She HAS hit him before). Then he wouldn’t look like such a bad guy. Another issue I have is with this home wrecking hoes. Yea, I know Tiger is the main villain but every villain has a sidekick (or 12 in Tiger’s case) that sticks with him no matter what. YOU DON’T RAT!!! Now I don’t know how the media figured out whom these other women are but I do know that it was because these women talked about it to SOMEONE, they were exposed. And to make matters worse, instead of just denying it some of them have came on TV or sold their story. Not only is it a despicable act to admit that you’re a home wrecking whore, but did you even think about Mrs. Tiger Uppercut and her kids? I applaud Rachel (the first one) for keepin silent about it until other women came forth…she then figured I need to make my cut too lol. But admitting to the nation rather than just your pastor that you slept with Tiger while he was married is just going to DESTROY Ellin. How can she even step outside anymore? Soooo embarrassing. Terribly embarrassing. It’s like does she wanna turn on the TV and risk seeing ANOTHER girl come forth? People look at her with that ‘pity’ look. So a big fuck you to the whores Tiger fucked. I hope you don’t get a penny and I hope your reps are tarnished. But then back to Tiger and for my next point I’ma quote 50 Cent. Not sure the source, someone sent it to me in my inbox - "Thirteen women and no condoms - you're a gambling man ain't you Tiger? Rappers use condoms often. Golfers apparently don't use condoms,” 50 Cent joked. “It’s interesting when you pick your women at Perkins. That’s why you get told on. When she tells it’s not really her fault, especially when you didn’t give her nothing and she’s at Perkins.” It appears that Tiger paid some of these women hush money but not all. That is a mistake. A bigger mistake is not fuckin with someone who has JUST as much to lose as you. That’s one thing dickheads never think about. They always want the easy piece of ass. If I was a BILLIONAIRE golfer like Tiger, I would only fuck with married Princesses lol. Seriously, that way she ain’t runnin her mouth because she’ll prolly be shot. Last but not least, the other irritant in this Woods Gate is of course the media. But it’s not the normal celebrity outlets I’m mad at. ESPN has added a Tiger spot on their ticker that scrolls at the bottom of the screen. Tiger has his own ticker mark. WHYYYYY? He’s not golfing. There is no reason for ESPN to report on anything Tiger related if it’s not about sports. Yesterday while at the gym, I was watching CNN on the screen and they brought in political advisors/public relations to give their thoughts on what Tiger should do to repair his image. Now, CNN has their own celebrity outlets…so leave that shit for them. Talk politics for crying out loud. Lord knows you have enough cheaters in that circle to repair.

Son beats up dad for snoring

WTF!!! HAHAHAHAHA. THE WORLD IS SOOOO FUCKING CRAZYYYYY. How you gonna beat up your dad for snoring? If your dad is snoring that means he’s been workin hard to keep that roof over your head and food in your mouth…and you gonna disturb his sleep? Had to be a white boy. If this had been a black dad, he would have one less child after being woken up so rudely.

Pilots blame traffic controllers for overshooting airport

Talk about typical Americans…typical humans. The pilots that were too distracted and flew past the destination airport are tryin to blame the traffic controllers for not properly reachin them. What the fuck else were the controllers supposed to do? Call the pilots on their cell phones? Maybe shoot them an email since the pilots “were on their laptops” anyways. I mean who really buys that bullshit? There is no way you can be so engaged on your laptop that you zone out on the radio. I mean they claimed to be having a discussion about the new Delta-NWA merger so they obliviously didn’t have any hearing issues. I honestly think they were fuckin. They shoulda gave them a spermalizer test and made sure these wasn’t any residue on their mouths or rectums. Because what else could be more embarrassing than being a gay pilot fuckin on the job? I don’t by the “sleeping” excuse because there really isn’t enough time for them to be sleeping...not like it was an international flight and that had ample rest already. Anyways, I hope they are fired because this issue is beyond just overshooting their destination. They lost radio contact as well. The Air Force was about to get involved and send jets to intercept the plane. They certainly endangered the well being of the passengers and I wouldn’t feel safe knowing they are the pilots of my flight.

Marines are having a good day...

Another person havin a bad day is Steve Burton of Los Angeles, CA. It appears that Stevie wanted to impress people at his high school reunion, so he created this mystical life (blog and all) about serving in the Marines. He showed up with a crazy amount of medals of honor and valor and all that good stuff. Only problem is someone at the reunion was really in the Navy and knew that one of the medals (Navy Cross) wasn't handed out lightly and thought it was suspect for Steve to have one. So she took a picture with Steve and sent that shit to the FBI!!! HAHAHAHAHA GRIMEY!!! So the FBI investigated and found him to be a fraud...so now he's pleading not guilty but i think he's fucked. His life partner declined to comment about the situation. Hmmm, his partner (of 18 years). Maybe he was in the Marines and was discharged because of his sexual preference??? Or maybe he's not gettin the dick at home so he wants to go to jail, hahahahaha.

Larry King day isn't as bad...

A group of people that might be having a bad day are conservative women...
 
Why does it seem like the only ones that are allowed air time are air heads? Carrie Prejean totally makes an ass out of herself on Larry King. Did she not understand the question or was she just scared that if she started talkin some bones would creep out her closet. I mean, we already know why she settled...because like most conservative women, she's a fuckin hypocrite. What's this news that she used the pagent money to get breast implants? She pretends to be wholesome when she's really hoe-some.

Discharged from the army after coming out

So I’m totally confused…why can’t there be gays in the military? If a fag wants to serve his country (and not in a gay way) then what’s the issue? Better him than me!!! I ain’t built for no military. The worst outcome is I run into a gay dude that is trained in hand to hand combat and he takes me down…more like forces me down. Yuck. All jokes aside, I can’t believe this is still an issue. If he can shoot, kill, save lives, and all that other good shit, then why discharge him (or her)? I’m really lost by what the fear is of gays in the military. It’s already been proven that they aren’t the creator of AIDS, they don’t make others gay (maybe more confident to come out but they don’t have a gay stone that makes straight people look for the same sex). Maybe my gay friends, hOmar and hOfi aka Gay Tonys, can provide some insight. Are gay people with guns not as scary as straight people with guns?

Dallas Cowgirl gets in tough with her roots

LMAO, white people can be so oblivious at times. I think it’s because SHE IS a Dallas Cowgirl she can get away with it. Most of her coworkers (the NFL) are black and I’m pretty sure she’s flirted/chatted with some of the players before. I think this was just a lapse in judgment. But that makes me wonder…because why didn’t any of her black friends tell her it might not be a good idea? I’m guessin it was a good idea up until the photos were leaked. Hopefully the Eagles don’t take it out on the Cowboys next Sunday.

Dallas cops give tickets for speaking spanish

Listen Latinos, this situation could be a lot worse. They could shoot and kill you for speakin Spanish. I wish cops gave black people more tickets and fewer bullets.

Well atleast they are getting the fame

Well, can’t knock a man for tryin to get his hustle on…but did he really have to get the media and police involved? There is fuckin YouTube. He coulda made a viral series outta this or somethin – it sounds like he’s full of great ideas. I think it’s totally hilarious that his son sold him out. Like, aren’t you supposed to rehearse all this with your kids first before you get them involved? Obviously that family isn’t the brightest of the bunch in the neighborhood. I wonder if I have a built-in ‘BS’ meter, because while everyone was updating their twitters and Facebook statuses when the event was occurring…I didn’t give two shits. EVEN with a kid bein involved. Interesting.

Taxes pay for death row inmate's surgery

How a muthafucka on death row got better medical coverage than me? Obama needs to fix that shit. I want NO health care for inmates on death row. THEY’RE ON DEATH ROW – THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DIE!!! And the man is a monster so his face matches his heart. Matter of fact, I think anyone who commits a heinous act they should have their faces disfigured. It would be part of the sentencing and the jury would decide on whether to disfigure or not. And for the old people, ay man, prison ain’t a damn retirement home. When them muthafuckas is 80, throw them back out on the streets. Don’t give em shit, just open the gates, shuffle them through, and close the gates. Most likely they’ll be dead in 24 hours (unless if they’re mob related).

Homeowner sues cops for shooting him

Wow, talk about disturbing. But I’m pretty sure if I was a cop and I saw a white female at the door, there is no question that the brown skinned man with a gun HAD to be the intruder. I know she said her husband was the one with the gun but what if this El Nacho Libre lookin guy wrestled the gun from the real homeowner and pinned him on the ground with it while she was at the door? I would assume that’s probably what happened and I too would open fire on the man 6 times without any type of warning. It’s either kill or be killed…most likely kill, but there have been few instances where cops have been killed for hesitating. Well it’s a good thing Tony lived because if he had died, they prolly woulda changed the name to the Tony Arambula Police Department. Hmmm, TAPD does have a good ring to it though. Great thing about being a cop is the lack of repercussions. The police force is the only job in the world where you can take a man’s life and still keep your job. I wonder if the police force is a subdivision of the military.

Only in America can you make a poll about killing your leader

I think the idiot that created the poll should be arrested. If he can’t be put on trial for making threats to the President then how bout sentencing him for stupidity? With all the racism that has been spewed from just about everyone since January, WHY the fuck would he think this poll was a good idea? I want his or her name to be released. I know I just spoke on privacy issues, but this is more of a punishment rather than figuring out if the person is a whore. I want their life to be miserable for this mistake. I know we all make mistakes, but this is just a terrible lapse of judgment. Why would you even think about the leader of your country being killed…correction, because a lot of people don’t like their leaders. So why would you discuss it in a public forum? If you and your redneck, tea bagging friends want to have private convos on killin the President, that’s your Right. But don’t pull no stupid shit and be shoutin it in public. I mean Facebook is about as public as it gets. More people check FB than the fuckin news for cryin out loud.

Women pregnant with wrong embryo

I don’t know what Carolyn is so upset about…her boobs look fantastic!!! I wouldn’t mind milking those for a week. Ohhhh my soul is doomed. Anyways, that’s totally crazy. Glad they decided to keep the baby…can’t imagine how the mom is gonna feel once she has to give it away. This is why I’m goin old school with my methods. Instead of In Vitro, it’s gonna come Out PeenHole and get her preggers. The best part is the end when Kiran tries to see some good in the situation and The Savages look at her like “you dumb bitch. We wanna be pregnant with our own baby!”

Cops taser amputee

Fuck the police…what more do you want me to say? I hate 90% of them. Matter of fact, the only cops I like are the ones on TV. Fuck the rest of them. They all wimps. If you a cop, you a wimp. End of story.

Kids don't know who the first President was

Our kids are stupid…duh. What the fuck do you expect when you spend more money on fighting wars than education? And I don’t blame Bush, Republicans, or any one person in the demise of the quality in education today. Even as a young baby blogger I remember how schools would have to cut funding for certain programs. The way they were cutting funds back then, I’m truly surprised that we even have school buildings. I would have thought by now that everyone would be home schooled and work packets would be sent to the children’s homes and if the parents helped them that would be an added bonus. Our lack of education is what has really knocked our country down a couple notches on the leader board for powerful 1st world countries. We don’t develop and create things like we used to. We focus on makin more money than we need and have shifted away on developing things for the reason of social advancement. To say our future is doomed is probably a gross understatement. Hopefully Obama will be able to push for some kind of educational reform durin his next term (lol, oh yeah, he’s comin back).

Kanye interrupts Taylor Swift (a lovely white girl)

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Ok, ya’ll know how I feel about ‘Ye. I respect him in every aspect and all his actions whether it’s socially right or not. But this shit right here is totally disrespectful. It’s one thing do shit that affects you and you alone, but he interrupted Taylor’s moment. That shit is ridiculous. Did you see her face? He ruined her moment. There is no forgiving that. I mean Taylor will prolly win another moon man in her life (once she does some country pop), but still. Douchebag. I don’t know of any sane person who thinks what Kanye did was cool. EVERYONE and their MOMMMAS have called him out his name for that. I believe he apologized on Twitter but what the fuck is that? Yeah it’s public but I don’t find it to be the most sincere form. He should give her a beat. That’s love right there. No sickos, he should give her a beat like have sex with her…he has Amber to beat up (in slang, to “beat up” means to beat up the pussy. That’s good sex right there). He should produce one of her next tracks. Everyone has lashed out at him sayin he only did it to Taylor Swift because he could, meaning she’s a small white girl who wouldn’t have punched him in the face. They prolly right. He wouldn’t have let his drunkenness get the best of him if a stronger personality was onstage. And Beyonce still won Video of the Year. So what the fuck Kanye? What the fuck?

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Dammmmmmmmn, is she smuggling Killer Tomatoes in that dress? Classy broad. Gotta love her.



*Update - Kanye was on the Jay Leno show and he apologized:

He shoulda blamed it on the alcohol. Because now it seems like he was in the right state of mind when he did it and that's just corny. Whatever. I still listen to R. Kelly, MJ, and Chris Brown...I'll most likely still listen to Kanye.

Crazy Republican cheats on wife, and brags about it while mic is hot

Any Republican that talks about family values is havin an affair. Any man in power is prolly havin an affair because his power allows him to do so. That’s why I have to quit the blog before I get married…then again I’ll prolly end up marryin a woman who knows the deal and will let me cheat. This story is kinda crazy, I mean he’s 54 and the women are in their 30s CHEATING on their husbands. Like it would be one thing if he was pullin single bitches. But he’s pullin married ones. I’m never gonna get married. You just can’t trust women. They see that money or that power or that means to move up in life, and they fuck for it. Not all women, just the go getters. So maybe I’ll just marry a loser lol.

Crazy Republicans heckle the President

LMAO, I love it. You know when someone is talkin and you don’t believe them so you cough out “bullshit”? That’s EXACTLY what Rep. Joe Wilson did. Except he didn’t cough loud enough. I thought the speech was good, Obama made some keys points. However, I’m more of a doer rather than talker. This means that Obama’s plan needs to go into action and garnish positive results before I stand up and applaud after every key point he makes. Seriously, those people were up and down, up and down. I woulda been annoyed like “yo, sit ya’ll asses down till he finished.” I do wish that people would cheer like that when I enter a room. I might have like a motion activated sound system so that every time I walk into my bedroom, the sounds of cheering and applauding go off. Matter of fact, it would yell first “Ladies and Gentleman…THE MANDINGO WARRIORRRRRRRRR!!!” lmao. Imagine bringin a girl home to that…priceless.

Crazy Tuesdays

So I’m here in Seattle again. This time the weather is a bit LA-ish with more sun and less rain. Still, I’m annoyed. With the world in general I guess. Maybe that’s what I need to get me going on the Rant. Can't believe people brought guns to an Obama event??? Wow. Imagine if someone did that durin a Bush event.