Flying isn't fun anymore

CONTINENTAL AIRLINES STIKES AGAIN!!! Fuck that airline…and fuck United. They cancelled my flight to Buffalo from Chicago, yet had flights to cities in Ohio and Rochester, NY which is just an hour away. So airlines to avoid: Continental, United, and Air Tran. Cities to avoid connections: Chicago (O’Hare) and Atlanta. In other flyin news, it appears that the Arabs are off the “people you should be afraid to fly with list” and it’s back to the niggas again. More specifically, the Africans. Even more specific, the Nigerians. Even more very specific, those radical Muslims. I mean, I don’t understand how settin yourself on fire is supposed to bring down a plane…makes me wonder if this was a real attack. You know how the government likes to use fear to get their agenda pushed. I mean in light of the kid getting on the plane with “explosives” in his pants, the TSA is now going to install those full body scanners at various airports. Remember when they were first proposed but there was a lot of push back because of privacy issues? I bet nobody cares about someone seein their tits now…I mean the kid didn’t even get onto the flight in America so what good would the scanners have been? I think it was all a clever ploy. When you can’t force something down someone’s throat, you coax it down...just ask Mark Zuckerberg about stripping privacy while telling the users you’ve increased security. It all started back in August when Hilary Clinton was in Nigeria talkin about al Qaeda may set up shop in Nigeria and 4 months later – BAM! A Nigerian terrorist. I’ll be watchin as this story continues to unfold because it’s gonna be bad news. Whether for Americans or Nigerians (or both) we have yet to see.

African Taliban has a better ring to it

I owe an apology to Mrs. Clinton. Couple days ago I came at her neck sayin that she was unstylish and frumpy lookin. Well after her visit to the Motherland epicenter (that’s Nigeria), I gotta say she’s lookin pretty good enough to eat….ok, well maybe not that far. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was in Nigeria warning that Al Qaeda might try to infiltrate the country due to its radical Muslims livin there. She also mentioned that Nigeria is doing well to fight corruption but really needs to step their game up. I mean when a country pulls in 300 billion in revenue from oil and still has dirt roads, somebody is fuckin up. And of course it’s easy to blame the black man…niggas don’t know what to do when they get money. Buy spinning rims and put it in their chandeliers. But I also blame the white man. Because he knows what corruption money can get him and instead of takin the high road and makin sure the money is allocated properly, he’ll grease the palm of a sweaty African so that he can dump waste in the ocean. Or build pipelines through villages without any compensation. So while I do applaud the efforts of S.O.S Clinton, she does need to fall back a little and really look at what’s goin on.

Let's make an IPhone email scam app!!!

All I know is that when I go home, my cousins better not come at me with that “you come from America you must be rich” bullshit, cuz I’ma hit them with “you been stealin from my neighbor, now you rich muthafucka!!!” lmao.

Lights out for some, but not me

RIP Bernie Mac. That’s that bullshit man. A muthafucka that rapes little girls gets to live out his days in prison, but a guy that brings nothin but laughter and uplifts spirits dies from pneumonia? No fuckin sense whatsoever. That nigga was a true King Of Comedy. How people still dyin at age 50….FROM PNEUMONIA??? This isn’t the Dark Ages….I bet it was the Democratic Party that poisoned him, so that Obama wouldn’t choose him for VP on some Head Of State type shit. If you can’t tell, I’m more angry than sad about this shit. Wackness.

And RIP Issac Hayes, creator of the theme song "Shaft" but mostly know by our generation as the voice of "Chef" on South Park. Tragic weekend.

And we already have our first Olympic deaths. It appears a China man has stabbed to death 2 Americans before leaping to his death in China. Damn son, you couldn’t wait till the torch got lit? This someone busted they ass on the hurdles? Till Yao got dunked on by Kobe?? I guess the people that were stabbed were relatives of the US Volleyball Team coach. I think China should offer us the gold by default.

A Nigerian official spent roughly $4 million on hiring a witch doctor to kill his rival. Well for starters, if niggas got $4 mill to spend on voodoo, then I need to move back! Obviously this story has some holes in it. Cuz ain’t no Nigerian parting with $4 million dollars, we just too stingy. Second of all, it woulda been a lot cheaper and cost effect to pay some hoodlums $100K to get the job done. I do believe he did hire a witch doctor….you can take the Nigerian out of the bush, but you can’t take the bush outta the Nigerian lmao (all my American reads are like “what the fuck is he talkin about”. That’s why you need more African friends, to help you translate lol).

Georgia is in a “state of war” with Russia. (I know all my southerners are sayin “damn, I hope Russia don’t destroy Atlanta, I still haven’t been to Magic City”). But for those that passed the 6^th grade, it seems like Russia has been the aggressor, bombing civilian homes. Where is World Peace Keeper, USA, at this time? I guess Bush (from his plush, highly secure, good air pumpin suite in China) issued a statement that everybody should stop fightin so that they can watch America kick everyone’s ass in the Olympics. I mean, that’s the equivalent of you and your sibling fighting and your mom yells from downstairs “Now now kids, play nicely”. Did you stop fightin? Nope. Not until someone started cryin and when a country cries, everyone loses (what’s Georgia’s nuclear program lookin like? O you say they don’t have one? That’s like a mugger robbing you with a knife…nigga this ain’t the 70s, if you want this cash you better flash that steel. Their program may not be as proflic, but we don’t really have them in our radar either.)

Here is some bewildering news (yea, it’s so crazy I had to use the craziest word in my vocabulary to describe it). Clay Aiken is gonna be a daddy!!! Whhhhhoaaaaa nelllllllllllllllllllllly. But the mother is actually a woman!!!!!!!! Errrrrrrrrr?!?! I thought he was gay? Well, let’s see here. His wife’s name is James (Jaymes) Foster, she’s 50 years old, she looks like a dude with a wig, and she was artificially inseminated. Yep, he’s gay. Everythin is status quo, whew. Lmao.

Welcome to LA Manny Ramirez, glad you ditched that bitch ass team called the Red Sox. Huh? What you say? You wanna be a Yankee now? Why? To punish the Red Sox? Well come give me a hug, because we are family now!! I guess you came here to get the Torre experience before you moved back to the East. Good strategy bro, good strategy.

"I ain't scared of you motherfuckers":

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Hey don’t sue me: The picture of Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes is from AP photoshare, Jaymes and Clay was on Google, so sue them and Manny’s pic I got from FanNation.com.