I'd frolic through her Tiger Lillies....

Rachel Uchitel, taken last summer in Malibu. If you don’t know who she is, then I would suggest moving out from the fucking rock you live under…idiot.

Dissolvable bikini in action (NSFW)

Remember when I did the post on the dissolvable bikini? Well there is a video of it in action. Sadly I can’t embed it, so click the link (totally NSFW). I really need to purchase it for some girls…owwww.

Amber Rose's body is unworldy

Amber Rose at Miami Beach with Kanye lookin tittalious but damn, will this bitch grow out her hair? See uncensored pics here.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Britney Spears is still bangin...wow

I love Britney and her sad nipples:

Norelys Rodriguez needs to model for me

Venezuelan and hot…need I say more?

The Rant Is Due Muthafuckas!!!

Bathing suit that dissolves in water

Revenge doesn’t get any better than this. Apparently a German company has created a water soluble bathing suit for women. Yes. It dissolves in water. So if there is any chick you’ve wanted to see naked but she’s been playin you, it’s time to see those ta-ta’s. You can order the bathing suit here. Send it to her on her birthday in a Victoria’s Secret bag. You may wanna mail it and call yourself a ‘secret admirer’ so that she doesn’t smash out the windows to your car. Enjoy your revenge.

BIBs

Babes in Bikinis because you won’t see this much action in a minute.

And I’m out again…

Eva Longoria adds some spice to a vanilla day

Eva “I’m pretending to be married” Longoria is seen here with hubby Tony Parker of the San Antonio Spurs. I didn’t know Eva had a backside!?! I thought she was flatter than an ironing board. Maybe when she’s not shootin she’s allowed to grow it back out.

I'd put Jayde Nicole in PETA bread sandwich

Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole celebrating National Veggie Dog Day for PETA in a lettuce bikini has to be one of the hottest fashion statements ever. She isn’t much of a looker and I hate PETA…but damn, I’d love to toss her salad and cover her in my tangy ranch dressing, owwwwwwwwwww. Too easy. I wish everyday was like this.

Monica Cruz should cruise over to my place

Monica Cruz is my favorite of the two sisters. Here she is at the beach lookin all types of yummy.

Julianne Moore is see through

Julianne Moore, like most of the world, is also mourning Michael Jackson’s death. Unlike the rest of us, Moore isn’t upset that the music has stopped but the fact she is the now the whitest person in the world.

Dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn, get a tan. I’d still do her in the butt though.