Jay-Z feat. Swizz Beats - On To The Next One

Um, pretty interesting video to say the least. I like the jacket and gloves, anyone knows the designer? What the hell was the purpose of Young Jeezy in the video? Weird.

Pass The A1

Everyone here should be familiar with T-Pain and his use of the autotune device that changes his voice. That’s because after the success Lil’ Wayne had with it on Lollipop, everybody and they momma tried to jump on the autotune bandwagon. Anyways, its use was being abused and Jay-Z called for a halt to using it on his track D.O.A. (see video here). Well this past weekend T-Pain was at Rehab (the club…no it’s an actual club in Vegas) and he was feelin himself a bit too much. See here:


Whoa Negro. I understand where he is comin from, because who is Jay to say when autotune is over and done with? But I would never diss Jay. Not because I would be afraid of what his response would be, because frankly Jay’s battle record is shaky at best. Lost to Nas…I don’t care what anyone says. Nas destroyed Jay. Lost to Cam…no response is equal to an ‘L’. Lost to Jadakiss…apologizing on the two way is not gangsta. Anyways, I wouldn’t diss Jay because the people love him. He’s like hip-hop savoir. Jay-Hovah as he used to be called. Also, people are sick of autotune, so for T-Pain to defend somethin not worth defending – like the dignity of crack head hooker – he really looks stupid. Even Faboulous came at T-Pain, which is the real point of my post (LMAO, wow this is dumb long and winded):

Ok, so I’m kinda confused on when Twitter became the official voice of hip-hop. Really? We gonna battle on Twitter now? Niggas ain’t even gonna try to make diss records any more? SUPER LAZY!!! I guess Fab eventually realized that T-Pain ain't talk shit about him because he changed his [auto]tune later:

I hate Twitter…but follow me on it anyways http://twitter.com/thetenant.

Jay-Z feat. Kanye West, Rihanna - Run This Town

Jay’s new video for Run This Town.


Wow, pretty impressive. I’m glad that had a budget and had a vision which was executed well with the great scenery and costumes. Hmmm, Rihanna. Still not anticipating the Blueprint 3 tho…

Fabolous feat. Jay-Z - When The Money Goes

Fab has one of the nicest albums this summer, if not the best. Don’t bother with the extra DVD. That shit was a waste of 45mins.

Nice lil cameo by Jay-Z. I wish they kept the lost verses that Jay spit. But it might have taken away from the album since there were like NO cameo appearances outside of Fab’s peeps and R&B singers. That chick was hot, HOLLA!!

Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Autotune)

Jigga man is preparin us for the Blueprint 3.

Eh, the song is alright. Everyone jumped on it like the Messiah is back. Well considerin the fact that everyone worshipped Jay when he was usin Biggie’s old lyrics, and he steals another line in this one too, it only makes sense that people are bowin down to this song. The death of autotune was a long one comin, who cares if Jay finally thinks it’s dead? I guess it’s dead now after his boy Kanye did a WHOLE FUCKIN ALBUM with it. It was dead before Kanye…T-Pain been killed it.

Queen B and Jay-Z

Beyonce because…I miss her on the site? That reasoning works for me.

J and B...or should I call them BJs?

Not sure why I’m postin pics of J and B so much. I guess with the fall of Will and Jada to Scientology, black people need a couple they can look up to. Yeah, yeah, the Obamas are nice and all, but they ain’t real. They got more education than 5 generations of an African American family. So they need their ‘hood’ couple too. I think Jay could do a better job of stylin with B. She looks like a princess and he looks like a bum…can’t hate too much tho, because the t-shirt and jeans look is my style too. Even if I do have millions, I’m stickin with what’s comfortable.

Jay and B out and about

Here are the Carters doin what famous people do…shop. Yep, just like the rest of us. Happy One Year Anniversary to the duo.

8 bit Hip Hop Melody

All I know is that if this was the track list for Super Mario Brothers, I would have never gotten a Sega Genesis:

Remix Medley 1 - Tugboat

And for my non hip hop heads the track list is as follows:
Jay-Z — Dirt Off Your Shoulders
T.I — What You Know
Chamillionaire — Ridin’
Ludacris — What’s Ya Fantasy
Bonecrusher — Neva Scared
Kanye — Overnight Celebrity
Ludacris — Move Bitch
Lil’ Jon — Get Low
Kanye — Gold Digger

Grammy preformance - Swagger Like Us

Outstanding performance...

What the fuck was M.I.A. wearin? I mean to be that preggers but still hold it down at the Grammy’s (she’ll prolly never perform there again) is very impressive but damn. They couldn’t find her a cuter outfit? And excuse my ignorance but since when could you braid dreads? I’ve always been under the assumption that growing out dreads is a more “natural” process that basically takes your nappy hair and puts them in locks hence the term “dread locks”. And the only way to get rid of the locks is by cuttin them out. So how is it that Lil’ Wayne has the front part of his head braided if he grew out dreads? Is there some ultra perm method to “unlock” the hair? I guess if he has “micro” dreads, then you could braid it? I know you bastards don’t usually comment, but someone please shine some light on this for me. Then of course there is Kanye West. Why this muthafucka gonna cut his hair into a black man’s mullet? SMH at his continued foolishness. By the way, is anyone still listenin to the 808s album or have you shelved it yet? Oh oh oh, and did Jay-Z even brush his hair? T.I. is the only person that dressed like it was the FUCKING GRAMMYS but even he lost his shirt by the end of the performance. Niggas.

Bloggers we go hard, we go hard

Filed my taxes yesterday. Sigh, why do I pay them again? As much as they’ve taken, the only reason I’m gettin ANYTHING back is because of my student loans. You ever feel like Neo, The One, and feel like you’ll bring down the establishment someday? That’s how I feel right now. And this song would be playin as I load up the guns (produced by the always talented Kanye West):

Hurry up and listen because they (the establishment) are removin the audio due to copyright infringement.

The '09 Bonnie and Clyde

Here is Jay and B lookin like the ’09 Will and Jada at the Golden Globe awards. I highly doubt they will take the coveted Black Power Couple award from Will and Jada because…well, Will and Jada are the shit. They would show up matchin and shit and look so cool around each other but still in love. Jay and B just look like two black people dressed up.

No one on the corner has swagger like us...

Remember that chick that annoyed the hell outta me? Well it looks like one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Or in this case one woman's trash is another man's catchy hook. I just downloaded some songs some I’m litter this post with HOT FIYAH (like Dylan) cuz ya’ll can’t see me like you got cheap seats lmao.

So let’s get ready for all the back peddling that will occur over the next few months. Because I know the Republicans won’t forget about how the Clintons didn’t think Obama has enough experience but now they are backing him. Damn Democratic flip floppers. You know what would really impress me? If they came out and said they played dirty politics and were tryin to attack Obama anyway they could. I’m really glad Obama stuck to his “Change” platform and didn’t roll in the mud with all the other candidates. The last label he would need is the ABM or Angry Black Man label. There is NO way white people would vote for an ABM into office. They would rather see a CWB or Crazy White Bitch be President first, lol.

The Most Pitiful Non Drugged Out Celebrity is at it again. Jennifer Aniston was seen rockin a ring on her ring finger. Granted a lot of women do that, and the ring clearly isn’t an engagement ring or wedding band…but with her track record, it’s very loser-ish. She really needs to fire her manager or whoever is tellin her it’s ok to wallow in self-pity and make soccer moms around the country feel sorry for you. She needs to stop lookin so desperate cuz no celebrity wants to deal with a head case. Now a field engineer who does blogging on the side might wanna deal with you….so go ahead and leave your phone number Jen, I’ll call you in a couple days (sike, I don’t need any drama in my life).

Seems like new money got ran out by old money….or more like old white dudes didn’t want see a black man shine. Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club in Vegas is closing its doors soon and the area is being sold back to the hotel. I been to the 40/40 in Vegas and it was cool. I didn’t like how it was out of the way of everythin else in the hotel. Usually hotel clubs are found on the first or even second floor of the hotel. To access the 40/40 you had to go down like 2 or 3 flights of stairs before you reached it. If this was an uber exclusive club, then that woulda made sense. But it wasn’t. It was a $20 cover just like any other spot. Vegas is a tough market and I don’t think Jay was ever set up to succeed. O well, he’s thinkin bout opening one up in Chi-town and/or Tokyo.

Speakin of the Carters….what in the fuck hell shit is sister-in-law, Solange, wearin on her feet? Did she step in road kill? Is that a set Tina Turner wigs? I know Beyonce is laughing her ass off lookin at her sister. Because you know their mama dresses them…I guess Mama Knowles was like only one sister can look fly when makin public appearances and that sister is gonna be the richer one.







I guess Mama Knowles is also pickin out outfits for Eva Mendes….



what is this yellow moo moo teddy? It says “I wanna be sexy for you, but not tonight because I have a headache” lol. The things people wear.

Yay for original casting!!!!
Fast & Furious





The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Bad plumbing

So this past weekend was my birthday and I learned that: A) Birthday wishes are the best when they come from people you didn’t know still had your phone number (or as a friend on FB) and that B) Thai food makes me shit. VIOLENTLY. Lmao, now that I’ve grossed you out, on with the show!!

Pussycat Dolls have a When I Grow Up Remix, with Diddy, Wayne and beat maker (now rapper??) DarkChild. I secretly like the original song because that beat is hot and so are the girls, but I couldn’t figure out a way to put it on my iPod and blast it in my whip and drive thru West Hollywood without being deflowered by the Village People lol. On this remix, the girls don’t even sing, they just are in the background. And the remix beat is a little better too!! Best part has to be Diddy’s verse when he’s like “ Now I could have Ma$e come to ya wake as I kill ya’ll slow/ Wanna another remix? Here I go/ There’s only one Puff Daddy, yea I know/ And yea I don’t write nothin, but yea I flow” LMAO. Big ups to Diddy to not being ashamed of using ghost writers. Now if other rappers would do the same (the rapper I’m thinkin about, his name also rhymes with same lol). I also heard the Put On Remix with Jigga man. Much better than the original only because of Jay’s verses. I think that’s how the song shoulda been constructed, with who/what they put on instead of the crap Jeezy spits. The best part of the song is when he asks Guru to give him that T-Pain….lol, just listen.

People magazine has released the first pictures of Vivienne & Knox. Who are they you may ask? Well they are Brad and Angelina’s new twins of course. I would post pics of the People Magazine cover but since they paid over 14 million for the pics, I think it would be a safer bet to just link there instead of typin Hey Don’t Sue Me at the bottom lol. Those kids are lucky, so lucky that I hate on them in their infancy. I hope they ugly when they get older, which is pretty much impossible since their parents are Brad and Angelina. And I can’t expect them to grow up racist or become bigots because they older siblings are Asian and Black. They don't even have the weird first names that celebrities give their kids like Apple or Osteoporosis. Maybe they’ll develop a coke habit and spend all their parents’ money on bullshit. Nah but seriously, I love the Jolie-Pitts too much to hate, I mean they donating the money for the pics to some charitable cause as usual. Kudos to the newly expanded army.

Brett Favre is unretired which to me is kinda silly. Granted he almost made the Super Bowl last year, and had his best season ever, I think he should walk away while he can still walk. I mean old man Favre should be using a walker right now, lol. But seriously, Jay-Z came back…that sucked. MJ came back, and that sucked BUT in his defense he was so great that he had to retire twice before he sucked lol. I guess the difference is, Favre hasn’t taken any time off. I mean he announced his retirement during the off season, and now it’s on season and he is feelin the itch. Some argue, that football is all he knows so of course he would want to come back. That’s bullshit to me. Up until age 22, school was all I knew but I retired from that muthafucka and haven’t looked back yet!!! Fuck a master’s lmao. Then again, I am writing blogs….maybe I should unretire from school lol. I do hope if he comes back, he’ll be able to walk off the field at the end of this season, because I don’t know how much gas Old Man Favre really has left in his tank.

Dark Knight is still killin it in the box office. It has made $394.9 million in 17 days. In order to keep Christian Bale in the headlines, studio executives have been asking Bale’s female cousins and nieces to come forward and ask for money lol. I still plan on seein it again in IMAX soon, maybe this week. I would like a moment of silence for my Movie Critic Partner: Jetson, who hasn't seen this movie yet because he can't find any "me time" due to his newborn son. He found some "me time" when it was time to play GTA4, but can't find anytime to see the MOVIE OF THE YEAR!! SMH at him and the 2 other people I've met that haven't seen this movie.

Here is a freestyle from the self proclaimed Greatest Rapper Alive...I guess this is why hip hop is dead lol:

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!