Juelz Santana feat. Chris Brown - Back to The Crib

Time must heal all wounds cuz I was NOT fuckin with Juelz after the Dip Set fall out. But I think he might be on his way back up. And Chris Brown is still killin it.

Ok, so the blonde chick (Kimbella) is actually Santana’s boo. She said they met through him stalkin her on MySpace lol. It must be nice to be famous…when stalkin actually works for you and not against. When will I blow up? I’m really feelin this video and song because this is the swag that Juelz USED to have and was lost amongst the shuffle (or maybe my hateful heart didn’t wanna hear it). Rosa Acosta (the chick CB was all over) – BANGING!!! Now, Rosa and CB are good friends and just friends. How do I know this? Well CB and Soulja Boy worked together on the Graffiti album (I gotta figure out with track because the whole album is nice) annnd it appears that Rosa is engaged to SB. That’s right. This 19 year old not only is an overnight sensation with millions to his name, but he has one of the baddest video vixens to ever step in front of the camera. I need a beat machine and wack rhymes ASAP!

My only gripe with the video is the fact that Tony Gayo and Lloyd Tanks are in the video. That G-Unit connection is still like pouring salt in a wound. The only reason I posted this video after seein those two clowns was because of the women and because Chris Brown really kills the hook..

Chris Brown - Crawl

Chris Beezy is still my neezy regardless of what the world says about him. I just heard reports that Rihanna used to hit him…now if that ain’t some double standard bullshit I don’t know what is. Chris Brown only about 5 pounds heavier than Rihanna…and do you see all the spiked jewelry she be wearin? I’m pretty sure she’s fucked that boy up too…but yes, he did take it way too far. And dumpin her on the side of the road wasn’t smart either. But he’s apologized, and is takin the steps needed to get better. So I’ll fuck with Chris until he strikes again…get it? “Strikes” again? Hahahahaha. New video with Cassie:

Um, no bitch looks good with half her head shaven. None. So all you other girls emulating this wack ass look: STOP IT!!!

Chris Brown isn't everyone's favorite

Speakin of smashin…looks like this girl wants to smash Chris’ face in:

The best part is the end when the random dude gets in her face and screams “Slap that bitch up!!!” What happens after that??? I wanna knoooooow! Lol.

Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne, Swizz Beats - I Can Transform Ya

Who else’s video would I post today? Huh?

Ok, so Chris BREEEZY. I defended him. I didn’t defend his actions, but I felt like I needed to know what provoked this kid. Nobody was really speakin on the subject. Why not? Not Rihanna, not CB, not family, friends, and people in the industry…nobody. So of course that aroused my suspicions. What did Rihanna do that made Chris just flip like this? Some say it was a simple over grillin of Chris’s female friends. Some say there was more, that she may have given him herpes. Whatever the case, I still listen to his music. This is kinda conflicting. I don’t feel like I’m supporting domestic violence because the man has made peace with the people he needed to…which is basically Rihanna and her family. Everyone else is secondary and don’t matter. Like LZ Granderson is a senior writer and columnist for ESPN The Magazine and he wrote an article (here) about why he can’t dance to Chris Brown’s music just yet. And I read it and I thought “ok, I can kinda respect that.” But to me, Chris DOESN’T owe us an apology. He doesn’t have to say what he did. We know what he did, he knows what he did. If Chris does an interview and says "Honestly, I would just like to get past it. At the end of the day, I'm sorry for what I did, whatever it is." then let him be (that’s from the latest Rolling Stone). Why are we throwing it in his face like he’s the new poster boy for domestic violence? This is an issue bigger than Chris Brown and instead of askin about his involvement in the dispute, ask him about what he’s doin to make the issue of domestic violence more known (some of the proceeds from his new tour are going to nonprofit that helps victims of domestic violence). I’m not Rihanna’s dad, so I can’t harbor ill will towards a man that has apologized. Besides all that, this single sucks. Sayin that you can transform a girl is not the best lead-off with images of Rihanna’s mangled face still fresh in our minds. Red lips, red dress? Oh he’s putting in work on that chick…And Lil’ Wayne’s verses are BORING! Young money sounds old and stale.

Chris Brown feuds with Oprah...death of sales

Alright, ummmm. Who cares? This isn't Pass The A1 worthy. It's like a squabble between friends.Oprah is tryin to make the bucks by catering to her demographic. If she sided with Chris Brown in any sorta of way, it woulda tarnished her image. Chris really shouldn’t have said much, and just accepted it as that’s business. “A slap in the face”? POOR CHOICE OF FUCKING WORDS!!! Oprah’s response shoulda been “He should be glad that my slap in face was just verbal. Bitch!” Hahahahaha.

Chris Brown and Rihanna are the '09 Ike and Tina.

Chris Bezzy was sentenced today. He has to do some bullshit community service. I don’t understand how you can be on felony probation and not have served anytime. If you’re a felon, you gotta do time right? How you get FELONY charges and just be walkin the streets? Well the real shocker (even though it’s not really a shocker) is that this isn’t the first time Brown has fought with Rihanna. Two other unreported instances have came to light (I guess Ri Ri started snitching after the February incident). One time in Europe, Rihanna had slapped Chris and he shoved her into a wall. Another time they were arguin in a rented Land Rover in Barbados and he pulled the car over and got out. He ended up breakin the front door, and smashing the passenger window. It’s funny how we put celebrities on a pedestal above regular people when at the end they aren’t any smarter than Joe the Plumber. That’s some real loser type shit of Rihanna to be with a guy that is violent when angry. She has all the money and looks (if you can get past her 5-head which she has stylishly covered with her hair cuts) but still hangs out with someone like Chris Brown. It makes no sense to me whatsoever. Tons of guys would treat her properly. Maybe it’s her daddy’s fault. He didn’t hug her enough as a child. I mean, it’s Chris Brown step daddy’s fault he’s abusive since his step dad beat up his moms. I hate to sound like I’m better than anyone or I’m perfect but I never understood why I live this mediocre life and idiots run around rich and shit. Maybe I should play the idiot and get some of this money.

Wild Wedding a YouTube hit...why?

Is this really news? If it wasn’t for that reporter’s sweet British accent, I wouldn’t have posted this. Ok, the dance was pretty amazing for white people…but who cares? Black people celebrate and it’s called bein foolish, white people celebrate and they get millions of hits on YouTube. Did I have to make this race related? Maybe not, but I’m feelin like Gates right now. I’ma pull the damn card. I mean first of all, who dances to a song by a person that beat up his girlfriend? Is that really the proper tone to set for a marriage? Chris Brown, Tina Turner, even the Jackson 5 aren’t gonna make it to the wedding playlist. Matter of fact, if the singer was married and divorced they aren’t getting played either. So no Usher. Side note, Chris Brown’s Forever is (or was for the past week) number one download on iTunes. So quickly how we forgive and forget…idiots.

Chris Brown is sorry

Chris…who cares. Your apology is late. Your lawyer has tarnished your public image. I’m not even mad…never was to begin with. Domestic violence is a very touchy subject…get it? “Touchy”? Because they hittin each other? Har har har…I’m goin to Hell, not gonna pass ‘Go’ or ‘Collect $200’. So where does Chris go from here? People always complain about the special treatment that celebrities get, but do you know who the worst offender of givin celebrities star treatment is? YOU! The fans. The people who easily forgive and forget and support your star no matter what they do. Paris Hilton gets a couple days in jail for a DUI and everyone is in uproar about it. But you still purchase her sex tape and watch her stupid reality shows on TV. If you don’t like what somebody has done, then prove it with your actions and not by leavin REDUNDANT comments on various blogs and websites. It means nothing. So Chris Brown will become America’s sweetheart again once he drops a new single. Some company will have CB endorse their product. All will be right in Beezy land. And you’re to blame. Not me. I know what he did, I don’t approve of it, but I don’t know the situation. Some people think that there is NEVER a time to for a man to put his hands on a lady…I’m not one of those people.

The Game Feat. Chris Brown, Diddy, Boys 2 Men, Polow Da Don & Mario Winans - Better On The Other Side

Ya’ll know The Game did a tribute song for MJ…well here is the video.

The only question I got is why is the Game sittin in a bathtub with candles? That shit looks hella romantic for a tribute video. And why he got MY young Michael Jackson picture on his iPhone? My shit is original and classic and now this bum gonna bite my style. Boyz II Men are so irrelevant in this song. I mean wasn’t Chris Beezy enough? Polow Da Don too…what was his purpose? Diddy the only nigga that you need for ad-libs!

Chris Brown accepts plea deal

Kudos to Chris Brown acceptin responsibility. I know people out there (the people outside of the industry) want to see Chris burn at a stake. But take this into consideration: Rihanna never pressed charges…hell, she wasn’t even the one that called 911 – a resident in an apartment that heard her cries did. When everyone close to Chris and Ri were asked for comments, they all said a mistake was made, respect their privacy, and not one person condemned Chris. Even Rihanna’s father didn’t spas out on the boy. So either everyone is ULTRA FORGIVING or there is more to the story than what was reported. Either way, his sentencing seems to be on par with what’s expected from a celebrity…no jail time. And I kinda realized why. Jail is supposed to be a rehabilitation center, a place to help criminals reflect on their actions. It’s also a place to help keep people safe by removin the threat from society. Chris Brown isn’t really a threat to anyone. He’s been apologetic from the jump and there is a restraining order of 50 yards so that they could still attend the Super Bowl (just kiddin). After the sentencing on August 5th, Chris will issue a statement and all this nonsense will be behind us. I still think Rihanna should speak out against the abuse tho…it just seems like the grown woman thing to do.

Chris Brown isn't over RiRi just yet

Someone explain this fuckery to me.

No, that’s not Rihanna. It’s Teyana Taylor. CB’s new friend. Here look at this right quick.

PURE FUCKERY! Fuck you Chris Brown. And fuck you Teyana. It’s cool if you’re a nobody and you look like a celebrity because then you can use it to get laid. But when you look like your friend’s ex-girlfriend (I’m pretty sure they are just friends, because she’s too ugly for CB to fuck with)…this isn’t even about physical looks but more style which makes this crime worse. Teyana prolly looks heinous without the glasses. But the hairstyle too? She really should kill herself. That’s so damn tacky. Rihanna should one up her by releasin that sex tape. What does that have to do with anythin? I don’t know…I just wanna see Rihanna gettin plowed.

Pass The A1

Rihanna has did the unthinkable and released a song with Lady GaGa…I didn’t even know GaGa did music. I thought she just showed up to places wearin the most hideous clothin. Anyways, some are sayin this is a diss track to Chris Brown…I think she’s just bein an R&B singer. You be the judge.

Rihanna gets hacked [NSFW]

First Cassie gets leaked, next Rihanna? Dammmmn...and even though she doesn't fully show her face the last picture should be a give away. And if it's a fake...well at least you get some boobs!

Chris Brown for Congress

Chris Brown is obviously running for a political position. Let’s see: Scandal? Check. Charm? Check. Kissing babies? Check. Only thing he needs now is a slogan.

Chris Brown pleads 'not guilty'

I need a white guy like that in my corner. Fuck havin any friends, just gimme a good ass lawyer and my life will be straight. Don’t believe me? If I need to get some ass, no need to call up the boys so we can prowl at the club. I can get a rape charge, he’ll beat it. Wanna get drunk and party? Grab a bottle and walk down a major street, he’ll beat it. Need to borrow a car? He’ll eat Grand Theft Auto charges like they were Scooby snacks! I am messed up in the head. But so is CB. I don’t want him to plead to a lesser charge, I want him to get on the stand and defend his actions!!! Just gimme somethin Chris. She flicked her boogers at you after you told her not to. She called your mama fat. Somethin!!!

PSA for domestic violence or a case against CB?

My problem with Brooke Anderson is A) she came off like she was upset with the video portraying Rihanna’s beat down but when the other ladies didn’t co-sign with her, Brooke changed her tune and made it seem like the PSA was a good thing. Second thing that REALLY bothered me was how she kept using the word “alleged”. Like the bitch didn’t already condemn him. She’s sittin up there portrayin him as a monster but then says he’s not guilty yet. What kinda shit is that?

Rihanna and Chris Brown dunzo

It appears that the fur coat we saw Rihanna in a couple days ago has worked. Rumors are her and Chick Beater (CB for short) have split up. Sources (not mine, just the magical elves of Hollywood) say that they are both on opposite coasts tryin to re-evaluate their relationship. I know I’m supposed to play the “innocent till proven guilty” but CB ain’t makin it easy. Just come out and say Rihanna has a penis! Then A) you really beat up a dude and B) we can’t fault you for whuppin on a tranny! (Disclaimer: I do NOT advocate beating up on transvestites, they are people too. Now, if you happened to be in a relationship with one and you didn’t know because they withheld that info from you, then by all means go to town on his/her ass!)

Chris Brown in court

Goodbye Chris Brown. You really need to just say it, Rihanna gave you herpes and this case will go away. Otherwise nobody can really rock with you. Why couldn’t you be like white celebrities and get addicted to drugs? Then you could go to rehab and come out a winner. When you go to jail, you come out a loser. So, let’s take bets on the new ‘Prince of Pop’…I don’t even know who to place my money on right now. Who’s nice? Omarion faded really quick. Ne-Yo might be gay, so no love for him. Everybody else that’s nice is a bit older.

Update: Chris and Rihanna issue

Anyone who would harm a Lambo needs to die. I mean he coulda put Rihanna’s head through the window. With a car like that you need two hands on the wheels at all times, you can’t be usin one to be beatin up your girl. And he put her in a headlock? Was he steering with his feet? Fuckin ay. But seriously, fuck CB. He’s blacklisted on my site now. The only time he’ll get mentioned is when I’m talking bout Ri and that’s if I can’t avoid it. It’s obvious he’s beat her before sayin shit like “wait till we get home.” What? Really? Wow. And Rihanna’s pops is a bitch ass nigga. I wish a nigga would put his hands on my daughter. I would kill that nigga right in front of his moms then tell her “next time, raise a better kid” and walk off into the night. I don’t play that “attack my family” shit. It’s straight Die Hard over here, call me John Mc. The picture and the report really hit a nerve with me. She wasn’t even fighting back!!!! COME ON!!! You smack your chick, BAM! Alright, you got the message across. What’s really good with the continued abuse? Rihanna shoulda said nothing and been like “alright, I deserve that.” Then killed him in his sleep. This anger is assuming that it was only an argument and she didn’t give him herpes…if she did give him ‘the bumps’ then…she got what she deserved. Sorry.

Usher takes back his mean words

Usher recently issued an apology for some comments he made about Chris Brown and his situation:
"The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved."

He knew why Jermaine Dupri was recording and he knew it was gonna go public. I think he doesn’t like Chris Brown takin his shine and decided to speak on Chris. I’ma Usher fan over CB…Usher is CB’s father. But I think it was a little distasteful for Usher to come out his face like that. Makes me think he doesn’t think too highly of CB. They’ve never done a song together so I’m thinkin he didn’t like him before the Rihanna issue. Then again, he does seem a little tipsy…blame it on the ah ah ah – you know the rest. The video in question is below: