Tiger Woods' should just come clean...

Tiger Woods is no longer a Tiger but a Cheetah, lol. That was a friend’s status message. The Tiger jokes are just rollin in. Like what’s the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball but not an Escalade. Some people call Elin (Tiger’s wife), Sagat from Street Fighter because she performed a “TIGGGGER UPPERCUT” lmao! Anyways, word has it that Oprah has reached out to Tiger for an interview and I’m kinda confused on why. First off, I’m not an Oprah fan. I respect her charitable work and shit like that, but as far as her personality goes she’s a business woman first and a feminist second. She acts like she’s all about empowering women and shit like that but let’s be real for a second. Why on earth would you bring Tiger Woods on your show to talk about cheating? I understand that cheating is a serious issue, but it can’t be as scarring as domestic violence. That’s right, I’m still bitter about her comments about Chris Brown and the fact she didn’t extend a hand out to him to help him out. I know Oprah has had that ass beat but if she’s all about empowering women, then that woulda been the perfect time to GRILL Chris Breezy about what’s messed up in his head. I’m pretty sure women would have appreciated it too. But Chris Brown prolly attracts a younger demographic than who Oprah normally caters to. With Tiger and Elin, they are both middle aged couple with children…cha-ching. Fuck Oprah...yeah I said it. Here is a video of another slore than Tiger ran through…this has to be the most pathetic:

I don’t understand why people fall in love with someone that is married. IF THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN A RELATIONSHIP AND THEY ARE CHEATING THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY NO GOOD!!! They have no integrity. They spouse can’t trust them, but you can? As Ed Lover would say: C’Mon Son!!! If they aren’t single don’t wife/hubby them. Wait till they end their current relationship before you end up lookin like a fool at the end.

Chris Brown feuds with Oprah...death of sales

Alright, ummmm. Who cares? This isn't Pass The A1 worthy. It's like a squabble between friends.Oprah is tryin to make the bucks by catering to her demographic. If she sided with Chris Brown in any sorta of way, it woulda tarnished her image. Chris really shouldn’t have said much, and just accepted it as that’s business. “A slap in the face”? POOR CHOICE OF FUCKING WORDS!!! Oprah’s response shoulda been “He should be glad that my slap in face was just verbal. Bitch!” Hahahahaha.

Oprah's school of whores

Oprah’s all girl school in South Africa is in the news again. More lesbian acts run amok. If you missed the first batch of lesbian acts, one of the dorm matrons was fired for abusing 15 girls last year. Now we get reports that the girls are fingering each other and doin other sexually charged acts. I wish I was a 15 year old boy in South Africa right now….I mean isn’t that what goes on in all girl schools anyways? Girls makin out with girls. Some take it to the next level. Either way, they come outta high school very experienced and ready for the penis in college. I wish I knew girls that went to all girl schools, sigh.

Oprah showin us the goods

This is why I secretly long for Oprah. I know what she’s hiding underneath those frumpy clothes. Double yum.

The Rant Is Due Muthafuckas!!!

He is a gay rights activist...

You know, Brad’s awkwardness has thrown me off. Mr. Cool gets flustered by a question about one of his tattoos? Makes me wonder about the “Iceman” tattoo. Some say it’s about his pal Val Kilmer. I didn’t even know they were friends. I hope he’s just into the comic so much that he got Iceman tatted on him. Mr. Cool with an Iceman tattoo, lol. I should get Johnny Blaze tattooed on me cuz I’m so HOT. Lol. And lame. Maybe I should get an Ant Man tattoo as well.


And what's really good with the mustache?

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Wussbags

Ok, this is gonna be really short. Some dude on Oprah came on to promote his book on why men cheat. One thing I hate about guys that cater to women (a.k.a. Wussbags) is that they always try to spin things in a way that’s pleasing to women. This “marriage counselor” interviewed “hundreds” of men to find out why they cheat. According to his “research” over 90% of the men claim that they cheated because of the emotional disconnect they felt with their spouse and not for pure sex reasons. HUH?!?! Bullshit. Did he go to his Wussbag convention to find these “men”? Most men cheat because of sex and sex alone. If I cheat on my wife, it’s not because she doesn’t want to listen to me sob about how hard my day was. Or because she isn’t cryin on my shoulder about her life (cuz I wouldn’t want to hear it anyways). I’m cheatin because there is another girl that wants me to rock her world and I’ma do it! Now I don’t condone cheating, I’m just an animal lol. Then he also says that 88% of the men that cheated, did it with a woman that wasn’t any more attractive than their current wives. HUH!!!!!??!??! WHAT THE FLYING FUCK. What man is gonna risk his marriage over the same piece of ass he can get at home? I CALL BULLSHIT. Men are logical creatures. There is no reward when A = B. The women that strip don’t look like housewives. The women in porn do, but like the SUPER HOT ones, not the one you married. If the man is a loser (a.k.a Wussbag) then of course he’s gonna have sex with any woman that will have sex with him, because his wife isn’t fuckin him (she’s fuckin the plumber). Oprah needs to stop having these lyin ass authors on her show.

Politics as usual

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Boycott Oprah cuz she won’t have Palin on her show? Repungantcans do the darnest things. Everyone already knows Oprah endorses Obama, so why on Earth would she put a Republican on? And she already said LAST YEAR, she ain’t gonna use her show as a platform for the candidates.