Olivia Munn does a premier and looks good doing it

I was gonna avoid doin any real celebrity posts..especially of Olivia Munn who’s been in the news a lot. But I seen these pics of her and her shoes are the shit. A sexy nerd…I’m so in love.

Rihanna needs to apologize

See ladies? Even Rihanna has those disgusting cottage cheese thighs. Get this woman a Stair Master pronto!!! What’s goin on with the side of her head? Her whole style as of late has been more ‘miss’ on the ‘Hit-or-Miss-O’Meter’. She has a new album comin out and she doesn’t even put in the effort to be jerkable? I’m pretty sure Chris Brown will smash her again…but this time with record sales.

Blake Lively hotness

Blake Lively might be the best dressed starlet right now. I don’t know how she does it, but she stay fly. Her tits are always lookin on point regardless of what she puts on. That’s my kinda gal. Too bad in these pics she looks more like a supernova ready to burnout rather than a fresh young star. Why the hell she look so old? Maybe she should smile more…or maybe she should come see me for that facial cream. Owwwwww.

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Rihanna on her Mr. Roger's game

Before we jump to the Ri-Ri pics, I got into a debate, which turned out to be just an argument at the end, with someone about Chris Brown’s career. They had just finished watchin Rihanna’s interview and felt that CB was done for. They said CB wouldn’t rebound and he would fade away. I disagreed, showin the person that celebrities bounce back all the time and society tends to forgive and forget when it doesn’t directly involve them. I didn’t realize some people were just sooo emotional…anyways everyone agreed with my point and disagreed with the emo I was talkin to. But how do ya’ll feel? Do you think CB is done deaded or can the 19 year old singer still bounce back and become a world superstar like he once was (and in my opinion, still is)? Anyways, here is Rihanna lookin terrible with that golden hair. What is she? A Greek goddess? Halloween was two weeks ago boo boo – wash that shit out.

Eliza Dushku might be living in a Dollhouse

Maybe Eliza Dushku should startin play dress up more often since she does it a better job at it than playing anythin else! I most certainly feelin her outfit. The one glove thing is cute. Shoes are on point. Too bad I don’t have those intrusive roll over ads that tell you what the pieces are so you can buy them. Ya’ll don’t like links anyways…

Geri Halliwell shines

Geri Halliwell looks damn good in that dress. The bubbling boobs don’t hurt either. She definitely makes me a little MILF hungry…time to head to Cougar town.

 

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Blake Lively at the Emmy's

Here is Blake Lively at the Emmy’s lookin pretty tasty. A lot of fashion critics loved her Versace dress…me, I love her fake tits. I mean really, I’ve seen them from different angles and there is no way those aren’t man made. Either way, the entire ensemble makes her look delish…if that’s a word a straight man can use.

2009 VMA Red carpet

Last VMA shit…the hotness. Was the theme for the award show black and gold or silver dresses? No fashion forwardness…I don’t include Lady Gaga because she really isn’t fashionable. More like an experiment gone wrong. I like the spikes in Katy’s dress. Anyways, VMA red carpet. Enjoy!!!

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Hillary Clinton don't play....or works out

DAMN. S.O.S Hillary Clinton got some bite. Too bad I’m not into frumpy lookin women. Seriously, I know it’s the Republicans who marry the trophy wives but damn. Doesn’t she have a trainer or somethin? I see why she’s always wearing loose clothin. That body is not the biz. I know I’m bein a bit harsh, but come on. She only has one kid, she’s a former first lady to a well liked President (so no stress)…alright, I’m done.

Rihanna lesbian countdown

Um, Rihanna...I don’t know what you’re doing but it’s causing you to fall from my radar. Please stop and go back to the emo/punk/hipster hotness you were. If you do decide to play for the other team, at least choose a cute chick. Don't pull a Lohan and bang a dude that looks like a chick. Thanks.

Boob bag

Bag of boobs | Flabber

OMG. Um. Yeah. I have the same camera (in black). Pepper spray?

Rihanna's cut isn't the bizzness

Rihanna finally did it. She took her short do, and it made it look like poo. Actually poo isn’t a strong enough word for me. Rihanna’s hairstyle looks like SHIT!!! Brown, warm, and stinky. Her outfit is cute tho. But damn those stupid glasses on that stupid head with that stupid hair.

Freida Pinto styles out in NYC

Freida Pinto in a hot dress lookin fly…butterfly. Yeah, bad joke. It’s Friday. You should be workin half day anyways in the summer.

Obama's not a hipster

SEE THIS IS WHY I FUCK WITH OBAMA!!! Even Obama thinks the skinny jean (aka nut huggers) trend is WACK! Granted he coulda rocked some tailored jeans, I don’t see what the big hoopla is all about. I think the real shocker was the fact he didn’t wear his jeans below his ass like those blacks do in them rap videos. A black man with a belt? White people musta lost their minds when they saw it. “Hey Mary Lou, come look at dis. Dis Negro has dem jeans on his waist and is got a belt on. What’s next? Negros with dem fancy college degrees?”

Kate Gosselin's pink taco and fashion misstep

Kate Gosselin provides an extra treat today. Not gonna point it out because that would make me a perv…lol. Anyways, what’s really good with her outfit? I mean the black hat too? If she didn’t feel like doin her hair…wait, she has no hair. That shit is about as short as mine. I hate when mothers crop their locks to keep it manageable. Keep that hair long!!! I don’t care if there’s baby food and lollipops stuck in it, I need somethin to pull on!!! The extra things in there can be snack food for when I’m done. Anyways, the shoes – nice. But she coulda found a better dress to go with them.

Romanian mayor has terrible taste

Sometimes I wonder about the mental health of the people in the world. Romanian mayor, Radu Mazare, entered a fashion show rockin a Nazi uniform (supposedly walkin in goose step with his son, which is the traditional Nazi march). Really? You gonna do that? Mazare’s excuse was that he really liked the outfit Tom Cruise had on in Valkyrie and wanted somethin like it because he thought it would be fashionable. He also didn’t notice the Nazi swastika symbol on the uniform before he wore it. People want him to resign and I can totally understand why. I mean, if you are really that stupid you shouldn’t be in charge of anythin. If he will just fess up to the mistake and stop playin the ignorance card, I’m pretty sure people will be more able to move on (kinda).

Is he Fa Real?

Here is Pharrell rockin the most stupid outfit of the past weekend. Really? A cowboy hat? In the summer? And you’re not Mexican? Kill ya self.