2010 VMAs...sucked

So i had a personal request to come back...and the reason I'm doin this isn't because I owe that one person a favor or that they have nude pictures of me with a donkey and some whipped cream. No. I'm postin because I kinda miss it. The world is a crazy enough place to keep me employed and ranting till my grandkids take over the family business. Anyways, on to the 2010 MTV VMAs. I honestly believe that MTV is doing to the world what BET did to black people. The education system is failing and I think it falls on the shoulders of the media to properly educate the masses...but that's another rant.

The program was over two hours which gives me more than enough ammo to fire off for two days but I'ma try to keep this tight like Kim Kardashian's vagina. Now off the bat you think my analogy failed, but I digress. The bitch loves to keep herself together (so to speak) so I'm prettttty sure she's had that vagina rejuvenation surgery. It's the Kim K way!!! And I for one am happy for it, because I like it tight. Not snug. Tight. Like "hold on hold on, don't move I might bust" tight. The things I would do to Kim Kardashian would be deemed illegal after the video leaked. The Supreme Court would make up a new law just to prevent it from happening to another woman. And if you haven't seen her Playboy pics, you can check them here (NSFW).

First on my shit list is the people on the guest list. LADY GAGA!!! Of course I have to talk about her talented ass. And what an ass she has for a white girl. Oh and speakin of white girls with asses (or lack thereof) Chelsea Handler's bottom is very disappointing considerin all the attention it gets from anyone black on her show. Maybe she shoulda invested in Booty Pop for the VMAs. But back to Gaga. I don't like her. Her music is catchy. It's pop. It's manufactured. We've all seen Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta on Boiling Points and the YouTube videos of her pre fame performances. So it really annoys me when she turns into Gaga and talks about keepin it real and expressin yourself. Lady Gaga is a persona. Just like The Tenant. Just like Diddy. Yes, I put my name right in-between to great entertainers because I am a great entertainer...the world just doesn't know it yet. And to be honest, The Tenant isn't too far off from the real me. Just as crazy but a bit more impolite when blogging. Anyways, congrats to Gaga but stick to makin music not makin statements...your fashion sense and music is statement enough. Is it just me or were there no black presenters this year or did I fast forward past them all? Any black presenter had a white chaperone with them. Chelsea is hilarious on her show, but was clearly nervous being the first woman to host the VMAs in like 16 years or so. Or maybe she was worried about here sex tape being leaked soooon. Check out stills here (NSFW) Eh, maybe she'll get another shot hostin somethin else. If Sofia Vergara can fix her English just slightly, they should let her host. The things I would do to Kim K, I would practice with Sofia first. Ay mami!!! This year's VMAs is the first time I've heard Justin Bieber sing, dance, or ANYTHING! I look at him and a math equation pops in my head. Justin Timberlake - Timbaland = Justin Bieber. I will admit I can see his appeal - little Canadian boy swag. But at the end of the day I'm not downloadin his music off iTunes or iStealTunes. For the most part the people at the VMAs were very muted (thanks a lot Kanye) and nothin memorable happened. Maybe next year they'll shock people again. And when I say "they" I mean MTV because honestly nothin happens without their permission. White people love control.

Will.I.Am is more colorful inside than out

As far as performances go, I think the best might have to be...DJ Deadmau5. The LED Mickey Mouse head was awesome and he's a pretty good DJ. Click on his name to check his website. I don't do house/trance/dance/techo etc. but I could see myself poppin a Skittle at one of his parties. Second place can go to Kim Kardashian for pretending she likes Justin Bieber when she really wants me. And third place can go to Em and Rihanna. B.o.B.'s performance was cut short, Kanye's new song was going for first place till the autotune came out, nobody cares about Taylor Swift anymore, and Usher looked like he needed a walker after his performance. Honestly, I was like is Usher gonna dance or not? He broke it down a bit, but not the Usher we all remember. Guess the little baby is keepin him up at night, now that he's a single father (I told him not to marry that bitch and here's proof). The "What The Fuck" moment has resulted in a tie between Will.I.Am's matte finish makeup and Swizz Beats pretending to play the piano during Drake's performance. Will.I.Am look like a fuckin Kaws doll. It's wasn't bad compared to what other artist do (*cough*Gaga*cough*) but it was like...what the fuck? And Swizzy needs to stop. Oh you bangin a world renown piano player (Alicia Keys for those of you not in the know) so you think you can bang on a piano? WRONG!!! Sit your funny lookin ass down. Preferably a bench without a piano in front of it. Mary J. did kill it, but that's like sayin the NYPD likes to target blacks. DUHHHHH!!!

So that's it. That's my take on this year's VMAs. I wish the cast of Jersey Shore drowned in the jacuzzi but one can only wish. I'ma leave ya with the last performance, Kanye's "Runaway" which is also a film he directed...not anticipating that. Don't get me wrong, Kanye is a visionary for sure but ummm we know what happens when he tries to put his vision to film. Shout out to DJ HeaVyneSS for providing the video. I know the video is really from MTV but DJ HeaVyneSS is the best DJ on the east coast that hasn't gone global yet...so fuck off and go to his site.

2010 MTV Video Music Awards - More VMA Video

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, Eminem...and I guess LeBron James - Forever

No comment yet…just another bad Drake video.

What the fuck is this? A LeBron dedication song? Anyways. Drake – alright. Kanye – hot. Wayne – alright. Em – MURRRRDDDERRRERRRR! Still not seein the hype of Drake. Has hip hop gotten so bad that anyone who puts together a couple lines and sound like they aren’t the offspring of two cousins considered ‘hot’? Come on guys. Drake ain’t shit right now.

Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same agent

Last week the world bashed Kanye West for stealin the show at the VMAs. Well it has been uncovered that both Kanye and Taylor Swift have the same agent. This makes a lot of people believe the incident was staged. I’m leaning towards everyone but Taylor was in on it. To say that she isn’t tryin to increase her popularity and maybe crossover is a total lie. Let’s not forget that she did a rap video with T-Pain earlier this year. I’m pretty sure havin Kanye interrupt your award speech is definitely somethin she wouldn’t mind happen. Look at the setup. When most people are drunk at award shows, it’s more subtle. They don’t arrive on the red carpet brandishing some cognac. They usually go to the pre parties and drink up there. But in every single pic, Kanye was drinkin the Henny or passin it for someone else to take a swig. Then they sat him in the front row. It’s all very fishy to me and I wouldn’t be surprised if they admit to it being staged by the end of the year.

Kanye interrupts Taylor Swift (a lovely white girl)

MTV Shows

Ok, ya’ll know how I feel about ‘Ye. I respect him in every aspect and all his actions whether it’s socially right or not. But this shit right here is totally disrespectful. It’s one thing do shit that affects you and you alone, but he interrupted Taylor’s moment. That shit is ridiculous. Did you see her face? He ruined her moment. There is no forgiving that. I mean Taylor will prolly win another moon man in her life (once she does some country pop), but still. Douchebag. I don’t know of any sane person who thinks what Kanye did was cool. EVERYONE and their MOMMMAS have called him out his name for that. I believe he apologized on Twitter but what the fuck is that? Yeah it’s public but I don’t find it to be the most sincere form. He should give her a beat. That’s love right there. No sickos, he should give her a beat like have sex with her…he has Amber to beat up (in slang, to “beat up” means to beat up the pussy. That’s good sex right there). He should produce one of her next tracks. Everyone has lashed out at him sayin he only did it to Taylor Swift because he could, meaning she’s a small white girl who wouldn’t have punched him in the face. They prolly right. He wouldn’t have let his drunkenness get the best of him if a stronger personality was onstage. And Beyonce still won Video of the Year. So what the fuck Kanye? What the fuck?

MTV Shows

Dammmmmmmmn, is she smuggling Killer Tomatoes in that dress? Classy broad. Gotta love her.



*Update - Kanye was on the Jay Leno show and he apologized:

He shoulda blamed it on the alcohol. Because now it seems like he was in the right state of mind when he did it and that's just corny. Whatever. I still listen to R. Kelly, MJ, and Chris Brown...I'll most likely still listen to Kanye.

Kanye interrupts Obama too!!!

Man, Kanye just doesn’t learn!!! I hope Obama takes him out back and gives him a good ole ass whuppin!

Lol, I love the “That’s not true” at the end. ROFL.

Jay-Z feat. Kanye West, Rihanna - Run This Town

Jay’s new video for Run This Town.


Wow, pretty impressive. I’m glad that had a budget and had a vision which was executed well with the great scenery and costumes. Hmmm, Rihanna. Still not anticipating the Blueprint 3 tho…

Amber Rose's body is unworldy

Amber Rose at Miami Beach with Kanye lookin tittalious but damn, will this bitch grow out her hair? See uncensored pics here.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Kid Cudi feat. Kanye West, Common - Make Her Say

Kid Cudi isn’t my top freshman artist because…I don’t know. He just isn’t. He isn’t any better or worse than Drake in my opinion. I hear him and I hear Common on the track. But whatdaya know? Common IS on the track. I don’t feel like Cudi has an individual style to himself.

Mr. Hudson Feat. Kanye West - Supernova

BONUS VIDEO!!!! I like the fact that Kanye is workin with different people of different styles and shit but who can guess what annoys me with this video:


If you guess “the use of autotune” then you are absolutely correct!!! I don’t know when this song was recorded but I’m gonna assume recently. And if my assumption is correct, then that means that Jay-Z’s D.O.A. record ain’t sayin SHIT! Imagine if I was like the best blogger in the world (not that hard to imagine) and I said “makin video blogs is on its way out.” And then the next week my well known best friend makes a video blog. What would ya’ll say? You’d be like I can’t be the best blogger because my own peers don’t respect my opinion. Hogwash I tell ya.

Clipse feat Kanye West - Kinda Like A Big Deal

Clipse got a new video out…pretty interesting.


I think I’ve said this before, BUT I CAN’T WAIT TILL KANYE DROPS A NEW ALBUM!!! Yo, in my opinion he is top 5 dead or alive. He’s a double threat. He makes beats and then he spits HOT FIRE on them. Nobody in my opinion can really see him right now. Clipse on the other hand…well at least this track was filled with coke lines…get it? Coke lines? I shoudl write for them. Ah, if you don’t know the group then it will go over your head.

Beyonce feat. Kanye West - Ego (remix)

I think I found my official verses for the summer…because I have such a big *ahem* ego too.


I think the version of the video is better than the last one, but you be the judge.

Kanye West - Paranoid

Kanye [West] has released a video for Paranoid featuring Rihanna. Have a look see:

I think the video is stupid. Makes no sense. Ri Ri looks like she pissed and is about to drive over to CB’s house to whup his ass for releasin those pics. At least she wasn’t on no Cassie shit (who had her whole “twitter” out for everyone to see…I didn’t post those pics because I try to keep it rated R here). I’m pretty sure Kanye is over his 808 album. The video for Amazing sucked. This video sucks. You wanna know how ‘over’ Kanye is with this album? He’s making videos for songs from his FIRST ALBUM!!!

Kanye West feat. GLC & Consequence - Spaceship

Kanye just made this video for Spaceship featuring GLC & Consequence (on the College Dropout CD).

Now THIS IS A KANYE VIDEO! Very fuckin creative. Still managed to get the big booty and tits shot in there too. I can’t wait till the new album drops; I don’t even know if he’s droppin an album this year…I’m just hoping. And no, I still haven’t bought the 808 album…I will one of these days. I think Kanye has been punished enough.

The Dream feat. Kanye West - Walking On the Moon

You know it’s a real Good Friday when I got THREE music videos for that ass! I’m not a big fan of “Walking On the Moon” by The Dream (feat. Kanye).


It just doesn’t vibe with me. Kanye’s verse is ehhhh, better than the heartbreak shit he was on first qrt (and he finally cut his damn hair!!!). And the video isn’t that original. I mean, if The Dream wasn’t fuckin Christina Milian I would think he was gay. Did you see the look he gave the camera with his glasses off? Maybe this is why he hides behind shades ALLL the time. The high pitched notes don’t help his case either.

Did Letterman tap Keri's ass too?

Keri Hilson performs her great song, “Knock You Down” live…and it sucks:

Jeez, her voice doesn’t sound like a voice that could naturally hit any of those notes she did in the song. She really ruined the song for me now. And what’s good with Kanye poppin her booty? First Wayne then Kanye? Is her M.O. gonna be any guy that performs with her is allowed to tap that ass? Hmmm, interestin rep she’s building. And she needs to grow her fuckin hair out!

Kanye West - Amazing

Kanye West’s Amazing is amazing. I mean when I first heard the song, I was like this might make his album. It might be the song to keep him respectable and afloat. And obviously it has, with the NBA using it as the theme song for this year’s playoffs. Well finally, we have a video to go with it…the video isn’t that amazing tho. Excuse the BET 106 & Park stuff…

I love how he lets his ego get the best of him, but then he reels it in with “I’m just jokin”. No you not you arrogant bastard! I use the same tactic to cover my arrogance…and it doesn’t work lol. But Kanye is the best. So accept it and respect it.

Kanye likes fishsticks

South Park is at it again, this time questioning Kanye’s gayness. Too funny:

And of course Kanye responds, but whoa stop the tape. Kanye actually says that it’s funny and that he has a long road ahead to make people believe that he’s not a huge douche. Did someone hack into Kanyeezy’s blog? Kanye can take a joke? OF COURSE HE CAN! He’s a genius, lmao. But seriously glad to see Kanye not flip out. He’s startin to understand how to deal with people. You can read his entire blog entry here and to be honest, it’s pretty good. Kanye is growing up. Genius – 1, the people – 200. Hey, it’s a start.

Kanye West - Gay Fish

Official music video! ROFLLLLL.

Keri Hilson - Knock You Down

Oh yes. Keri (excellent song writer), Ne-Yo (words can’t describe his songwriting skills), and ‘Ye (better rapper than songwriter) together? That’s an instant classic. And who directed this video? Very appealing. Only thing unappealing is Keri’s short hair…it just doesn’t work for me. That bein said I still wouldn’t kick her outta bed. Speakin of short hair…is the old Kanye back?!?!? No more heartbreak? Wonderful. Can’t wait for the new album at the end of this year.

Kanye West charged with assualt

Kanye West and his manager will be charged for beatin up the paparazzi last September. Kanye and his manager/bodyguard lost their cool as TMZ was flickin them and they broke the camera and….yawn. Sorry. Where was I? Celebrity attacks paps…but because their black they get charged. Lovely America, very lovely.