Twin City Twins: Anne and Kate - rarest unicorns ever

No clue who these twins are but if I had enough money I would marry the both of them just so that no other man could have the satisfaction of calling them his wife. Baddest white chicks I’ve ever seen. Ever.

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I wanna take Kimbella and Rosa Acosta back to the crib

I think it’s only right to end the post with pics of Kimbella and Rosa Acosta…for those of you who aren’t already familiar with their work.

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Nicki Minaj does Complex

I don’t like Nicki Minaj’s voice, rap skills, or personality…but I would nut on her butt. That girl’s body just makes me want to do the nastiest things to her.

Brasilian women are gonna be the death of me (NSFW)

I’m not marrying any other ethnicity besides Brasilian. If I do marry somethin else, then she will know that she will be IMMEDIATELY replaced if a Brasilian comes into the picture. Owwwww. Granted they have the highest HIV rate and plastic surgery rate…it would be a risk I’d be willing to take. Seriously, those women are hot like no other. South American born women are hotter than hell.

WWE is too gimmicky

Only watch this video if you are a true Maria Menounos fan…otherwise the fake wrestling and manly female wrestlers may shrivel up your dick. You’ve been warned.


So they’ve had Snoop Dogg on there recently. Is the WWE strugglin to get viewership? Maybe they’ll get Marge Simpson to wrestle someone, smh. And I’m workin on her Playboy spread. I’ve seen some pics…yum.

Lucia Tovar makes my head swell

Lucia Tovar because it’s still October and she’s smoking hot

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CoCo's Playboy shoot (NSFW)

There is no better way to start the week than with a nude thick white girl…hmmmm hmmm bitch! (Unless it was a yellow MILF…someone needs to release Marge’s shoot!!!)

Kim Kardass at Letterman

Kim Kardashian provides all the booty I need for A MONTH!!! Damn, what’s with this bullshit she back with Reggie Bush? Are my muscles not big enough for her? Sure I don’t have the biceps and triceps or 18pack abs…it’s only one muscle that I thought she was interested in. Obviously she prefers meat heads over nerds…sad. What muscle did you think I was talkin bout?

Rosa Acosta & Tammy Torres = SUPER THICK CHICKS!

While these girls aren’t Brasilian, just seein their bodies in bikinis remind me of the good ole days I had earlier this year….with the World Cup and Olympics being hosted in Rio, please believe I will be back there SOON. With girls like that who needs pillows. Hell, who needs a nightstand?


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I will not marry an American

It’s videos like that, that make me wonder….WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL LIVE IN AMERICA????



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Pampita works it at the car wash

Ana Carolina Ardohain Dos Santosa aka Pampita, doin her version of ‘Car Wash’. It sucks. Terribly. But Argentine booty is not somethin you should miss, so enjoy!



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No nudity

I know I promised nudity but obviously I can’t do that. So just enjoy the eye candy for the day. As of the time of writing this intro, I have no interest in reporting the news. Maybe tomorrow. Google Keyra Agustina. She’s been crowned best web ass in the world or some silly shit. That is a perfect ass.

Kim Kardashian megapost

Haven’t seen her around since the split from Reggie…and I’m lovin the blonde hair now. She DOES look better dark haired, but the blonde makes her Brasilian and you already know how I feel about those specimens. If Kim sees me walkin towards her, she better cross the street – owwwwwwwwwwww.

Jessica Barton rides stick....well

A girl that looks good and likes cars is like finding a man that likes shopping with women. They gotta be homos. But alas there exists such a woman. Jessica Barton is her name.

Owww and yes there are pics online of her topless. GOOGLE!!! Here is a video of her in her Supra doin a qrt in like 9 seconds. Niceeee:




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Rachel McAdams pokes out!!!

Dammmmn son, Rachel McAdams got a donk? I don’t believe it…someone find me some bikini pics STAT!!! if it holds true, she might be a Unicorn.

Rihanna pokes out too!!!

Dammmmn son, Rihanna got a donk too? I don’t think I’ve ever caught her from the back. Impressive for a skinny girl.

Amber Rose's body is unworldy

Amber Rose at Miami Beach with Kanye lookin tittalious but damn, will this bitch grow out her hair? See uncensored pics here.

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