Twin City Twins: Anne and Kate - rarest unicorns ever

No clue who these twins are but if I had enough money I would marry the both of them just so that no other man could have the satisfaction of calling them his wife. Baddest white chicks I’ve ever seen. Ever.

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I wanna take Kimbella and Rosa Acosta back to the crib

I think it’s only right to end the post with pics of Kimbella and Rosa Acosta…for those of you who aren’t already familiar with their work.

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Alessandra Ambrosio complicates lives

What the fuck would you do if your mom was like one of the hottest women in the world? I guess you really wouldn’t think like that, but that wouldn’t stop your friends. You go over to your boy’s house and he has your mom pinned up on his wall (figuratively speaking lol). I think I would lose a lot of friendships…I think Alessandra had a girl so maybe her daughter’s life should be easier (as long as she gets her looks from her mom…if she looks like her dad, she’s fucked).

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Lucia Tovar might be too hot for work

Lucia again because she’s hot and you can’t complain about that.

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Brasilian women are gonna be the death of me (NSFW)

I’m not marrying any other ethnicity besides Brasilian. If I do marry somethin else, then she will know that she will be IMMEDIATELY replaced if a Brasilian comes into the picture. Owwwww. Granted they have the highest HIV rate and plastic surgery rate…it would be a risk I’d be willing to take. Seriously, those women are hot like no other. South American born women are hotter than hell.

Abigail Clancy makes me say 'yesssssss massster'

Abigail Clancy’s eyes…I would kill Obama if she asked me to. Those are spell binding!!! And look at Verne Troyer with the best view in the FUCKING house. He can look up her long legs to heaven anytime he wants and nobody would call him a perv.

Bringing back some Olivia Munn

Olivia Munn…my white girl.

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Rosa Acosta & Tammy Torres = SUPER THICK CHICKS!

While these girls aren’t Brasilian, just seein their bodies in bikinis remind me of the good ole days I had earlier this year….with the World Cup and Olympics being hosted in Rio, please believe I will be back there SOON. With girls like that who needs pillows. Hell, who needs a nightstand?


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Padma Lakshmi at the Emmy's

My curry lovin wifey, Padma, at the Emmy’s. What more can I say that hasn’t been thought or said? I would spread her like mustard.

I will not marry an American

It’s videos like that, that make me wonder….WHY THE FUCK DO I STILL LIVE IN AMERICA????



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Jessica Wood makes it easy

I could make so many “hard penis” jokes from here last name…but what’s the point? You just wanna look at her pics. So enjoy!

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Salma Hayek hasn't moved on

Here are pics of the ex wife. She doesn’t even look as good as she used to…Damn she still looks good. But I’ve moved on too. I got me a doll. Looks just like her.

Robin Meade needs a boost from me

Let’s be realistic Robin Meade. I can see why you didn’t have a lot of confidence lookin at the two older pics. It’s because you weren’t as hot. The short hair? The acid washed jeans? Ok. But now, you’ve spent some money and you look like a woman who should be spread over a dinner plate. Virginia Cho can be the appetizer. Owwwwwwwww!

Padma Laksmi is tainted...

What’s hot? Padma Lakshmi. What’s not? Air brushing scars that basically define you. Look at her arm. Where is the arm length scar she suffered from a crazy car accident? I already told her I dig chicks with scars. Why she hiding it?

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