Flying isn't fun anymore

CONTINENTAL AIRLINES STIKES AGAIN!!! Fuck that airline…and fuck United. They cancelled my flight to Buffalo from Chicago, yet had flights to cities in Ohio and Rochester, NY which is just an hour away. So airlines to avoid: Continental, United, and Air Tran. Cities to avoid connections: Chicago (O’Hare) and Atlanta. In other flyin news, it appears that the Arabs are off the “people you should be afraid to fly with list” and it’s back to the niggas again. More specifically, the Africans. Even more specific, the Nigerians. Even more very specific, those radical Muslims. I mean, I don’t understand how settin yourself on fire is supposed to bring down a plane…makes me wonder if this was a real attack. You know how the government likes to use fear to get their agenda pushed. I mean in light of the kid getting on the plane with “explosives” in his pants, the TSA is now going to install those full body scanners at various airports. Remember when they were first proposed but there was a lot of push back because of privacy issues? I bet nobody cares about someone seein their tits now…I mean the kid didn’t even get onto the flight in America so what good would the scanners have been? I think it was all a clever ploy. When you can’t force something down someone’s throat, you coax it down...just ask Mark Zuckerberg about stripping privacy while telling the users you’ve increased security. It all started back in August when Hilary Clinton was in Nigeria talkin about al Qaeda may set up shop in Nigeria and 4 months later – BAM! A Nigerian terrorist. I’ll be watchin as this story continues to unfold because it’s gonna be bad news. Whether for Americans or Nigerians (or both) we have yet to see.

Continental flight injures passengers

HAHAHA. When will Continental go outta business? Seriously, if you read any of my posts with Continental tagged, you’d wonder why people still fly with them. So fuckin terrible. Can’t wait to hear what the airline reps have to say.

Pilot dies mid-flight...of course it was a Continental flight

Wow, this is why I don’t fuck with Continental. Continental equals death by flight. Seriously, thank goodness that the plane landed safely tho. I wonder what will happen on the next Continental flight…maybe the wings will fall off their planes.

More development on the plane crash in Buffalo

I’m really gettin sick of hearin this shit. Now the pilot and co-pilot were tired? BULLSHIT. They both had adequate days off before the flight. So what if the co-pilot had to catch a plane to work? She coulda slept on the plane just like most people do before goin to work. And the pilot took a nap in the lounge before he flew. BOTH THEM MUTHAFUCKAS HAD ENOUGH REST! They were flyin from Newark to Buffalo. That’s a 45 min flight. They couldn’t stay up for 45 FUCKING minutes? Bullshit. It ain’t like they flew cross country or overseas. They flew for 45 minutes. And the transcripts have already been released. Them two were not having the type of conversation tired people have. They were talkin bout icy build up and how to handle it. The co-pilot was actin real scary talkin bout she never wants to land a plane in those kinda conditions…yea, that’s how someone with real experience talks. And the pilot was tryin to be Mr. Big Shit talkin bout it’s nothin to him. Fuck these soap opera side stories. The real deal is neither of them muthafuckas was prepared. Neither one of them had their head on straight. They crashed the plane and killed people.

NTSB releases plane crash transcript

The National Transportation Safety Board released the transcript of the cockpit recording of the Continental Flight that went down in Buffalo this past February. It contains the screams and the last words of the pilot which were "Jesus Christ" and "We're down,". What’s even more chilling is that the co-pilot was talkin about her fear of crashing and never wanting to fly in icy conditions. As reported by my favorite commentator, the reports also indicated that lack of training was why the pilot crashed. He had failed 5 pilot exams before; three before he joined the airline, two after. I’m allll about givin people second chances (so Salma, call me), but when it comes to people’s lives…man you get one chance. How soon can a pilot retake a test after failing? I think it should be once every 6-10 years depending how badly they did. Seriously. And he had NOOO training on a stick pusher, which is used to help a plane from stalling when diving. UGH. Total mess if you ask me. I think a good lawsuit should be in order.

Man dies enroute to Buffalo

In an attempt to head off further effects of the recession, the city of Buffalo has started murdering citizens before they can enter the city and sink it into a further hole. Okay, okay, bad joke. But I'm from Buffalo so I get a pass, and besides until The Tenant cuts me a check from the click revenue I'm legally not responible for my actions. But seriously, how crazy is it that a week after the crash of Continental flight 3407 that a man dies on the plane on his way to Buffalo. Southwest allowed the man on the plane even after he complained of not feeling well. While on the flight, he died of natural causes. If it was my family I would sue Southwest for neglect (hey people have gotten paid for worse). To avoid future lawsuits Southwest should insist that all passengers flying to Death Valley (Buffalo) sign a waiver. I tell ya what, the next time I visit friends and family back home I'll be driving.

Continental crash

The National Transportation Safety Board has reported that “the same kind of aircraft operated by the same airline traveled the same route last week and landed safely.” The aircraft landed 27 minutes behind the first plane which had a fatal crash into a home just outside of Buffalo, NY. All 49 passengers died and one man livin in the house died too. Just last week I was at the point where I felt the 15 minutes of fame was up for the pilot of the Hudson crash. I was surprised that they were still talkin bout him, bringing him to Larry King, and all the other party and bullshit. But now I can see why. I mean, if there was a less experienced pilot there might be a chance he woulda nosedived into the Hudson and killed everyone. Now, I’m not tryin to knock the pilot of the Continental flight, but the people knew they were gonna die. Reports are comin in sayin the plane was rollin and dropped out the air violently. I just wonder what were the conditions that pilot faced that the later pilot didn’t. I don’t wanna speculate but it is what I do. But I feel like the pilot in the crash wasn’t as nice as the pilot that landed safely later.

Never flyin again

So my flight outta Jersey went a little somethin like this. Arrive at the airport, go thru security, find out I’ve been flagged for additional screening, get pissy for 10 extra minutes, get to my gate, get on the plane, find out we’ve been delayed for an hour and a half due to a back up of planes, have a crying (like CRYING, like SOMEONE WAS KILLING THIS BABY CRYING) baby behind me with an incompetent mom and dad who can’t figure how to quiet the toddler (yes, toddler because the muthafucka was kickin my chair and screamin ‘no’. And for the hell of it, the mom was Asian and the dad was white, but he looked Europe white), with it’s idiot mom coughing like the bitch had lung cancer for a total of 6 HOURS. I was annoyed to say the least. I’ma create an airline strictly for non family flights. If you have a child under the age of 15, you can’t fly on the plane. But I was pissy from the jump because of the “additional screening” shit. Because I supposedly “bought my ticket the same day.” First off, I never purchased the ticket, the ticket was given to me because stupid Continental cancelled my flight. I think the Man and his cohorts saw the video I posted yesterday (you know about the conspiracies) and are tryin to take me out. Seriously, read the Rant everyday because when you see it missin, you know they got me.