Twin City Twins: Anne and Kate - rarest unicorns ever

No clue who these twins are but if I had enough money I would marry the both of them just so that no other man could have the satisfaction of calling them his wife. Baddest white chicks I’ve ever seen. Ever.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Ali Larter is off the market

Another big booty white girl has bit the dust. Ali Larter (of Heroes fame) has married her long time boyfriend this past weekend. I hope that boy knows what to do with all that junk in the trunk. There are some upskirt pics of her floatin around online…but I don’t plan on postin em. Sorry.

A rare spotting

I found this on College Humor…is this real? Is this a unicorn? A thoroughbred? I would propose to that ass in a heartbeat.

Edubb - Whooty

I really like my visitors and want you to come back. So plllllllease watch this video on mute. Listening to the actual song might make you hate me.

I’ve never seen so many unicorns in one place…it actually brought a tear to my eye. I told you that the return of Eminem would bring them back full horse, I mean, full force!