Son beats up dad for snoring

WTF!!! HAHAHAHAHA. THE WORLD IS SOOOO FUCKING CRAZYYYYY. How you gonna beat up your dad for snoring? If your dad is snoring that means he’s been workin hard to keep that roof over your head and food in your mouth…and you gonna disturb his sleep? Had to be a white boy. If this had been a black dad, he would have one less child after being woken up so rudely.

Wild Wedding a YouTube hit...why?

Is this really news? If it wasn’t for that reporter’s sweet British accent, I wouldn’t have posted this. Ok, the dance was pretty amazing for white people…but who cares? Black people celebrate and it’s called bein foolish, white people celebrate and they get millions of hits on YouTube. Did I have to make this race related? Maybe not, but I’m feelin like Gates right now. I’ma pull the damn card. I mean first of all, who dances to a song by a person that beat up his girlfriend? Is that really the proper tone to set for a marriage? Chris Brown, Tina Turner, even the Jackson 5 aren’t gonna make it to the wedding playlist. Matter of fact, if the singer was married and divorced they aren’t getting played either. So no Usher. Side note, Chris Brown’s Forever is (or was for the past week) number one download on iTunes. So quickly how we forgive and forget…idiots.

Mexicans got it all wrong

Oh but don’t think all niggas is black…


I mean I don’t understand how Mexicans can attack blacks like that’s the thing to do. Blacks are in the same boat…still tryin to get a piece of that American pie. I mean, they’re boat is a little bigger but it’s still nothin compared to white Americans. Now, I don’t suggest they “kill whitey” because that will solve nothin...but they sure as hell can increase their political power to get resources to put both of them on the big yacht. White people couldn’t handle a black and brown violent uprising…I mean look at how well this man does against Asians:


DAMN! Lights out for real!

Tax dollars pay for this...

If I said it once, I’ll say it again: white people just don’t get it. Sherri Goforth, executive assistant for Sen. Diane Black (Tennessee) sent an email containing the picture of the Presidents of the United States seen below.

Maybe Sherri isn’t racist. Maybe she just tasteless. She for sure is an idiot for sending it THROUGH HER WORK EMAIL TO OTHERS WORK EMAILS! I could see how someone could get a chuckle outta this…but they can’t be Republican. But yet time and time again, Republicans make these ‘color’ jokes like they gained a right to do so. Anyways, the thing that actually did piss me off was Sherri’s excuse. She claims that she sent it to the ‘wrong list’ of people. THAT statement right there indicates more racism than the picture. I understand we all have a circle of friends where we share inside jokes. I mean, if I shared half my jokes with you guys, you’d prolly stop readin. Anyways, some people think she should be fired. I think that’s too far. It’s not like she’s burning crosses (that we know of). But to send an email like that in a government position? Maybe she should be moved to a different department.

Cat killer has been caught

So they finally caught the bastard. What he did to those cats was pretty fucked up. Michael Myers type muthafucka right there! It’s totally ridiculous how people tried to say that Michael Vick was gonna become a sociopath (or is it psychopath) after killin his dogs…like killin fightin dogs was a gateway crime. Black people don’t go on murderous rampages for no reason. Either someone owes them money or someone is fuckin they honey dip. And even then, it’s just a severe ass whuppin. White people though? They mutilate animals…then they mutilate humans. It’s a fact. White people have that serial killer gene. That’s why I’m scared of white people. Because they do things that are so unpredictable. I don’t even dance around white people…I’m so afraid the flailing arms with knock me unconscious. You know what you gotta do to get a Mexican or a blackie to wanna shoot you. But a white person? They might have been followin you all day, and liked the color of your hair. Then they rape you and smash your head open with a rock. SMH. Why the hell are there more minorities in jail when white people do the more heinous crimes? White collar, blue collar, no collar, horse collar crimes. Ridiculous I tell ya. And I don’t think it’s a good look that his lawyer wasn’t even there. Max time he can face is like 158 years. He’ll get out in 10…then rape and mutilate someone 5 years later.

Guard killed during Holocaust Museum attack

This story is so crazy it needs two videos:


So first thing that baffles me is, how can anyone deny the Holocaust? Excuse my ignorance but isn’t there DOCUMENTATION from VARIOUS sources that Jews were targeted and killed in Germany? Or is this somethin that was made up to fill the pages of history books around the world? Like seriously, that would be like tryin to deny the existence of African slaves in America. It’s totally mind boggling. Anyways, glad to see that the domestic terrorists still think it’s cool to run amok when the country is already hurtin. I don’t really know that many Jewish people or at least I can’t tell that they are. But one of my best friends is Jewish (I should write on his wall, see how he’s doin). I pretty much attribute graduating college because of his help. Ridiculous.



Well it appears that Von Brunn (that sounds like an old school German name) got an extra bonus today. Not only did he disrupt life at the Holocaust Museum, but he got to kill a Negro in the process. For those of you who fail to believe in racism in America and treat it as the Boogie Man in the closet, I hope this WAKES YOU THE FUCK UP! Another thing is that while I’m not a fan of any type of racism, I’m really not a fan of white people who cry racism. It’s not fair but suck it up (suck it up isn’t a good choice of words but…um, I guess suck it up lol). You don’t hear of any hate crimes where a group of Mexican teens stomp to death a white kid. Or a group of blacks terrorizing the 2 white families in a community. It’s always the white people that take it to the extreme like this. Ya’ll need to get your people before worryin about others.

I only want Mexican furniture

My good God, what is goin on here? I mean, I’m all about racial integration but this is ridiculous. Lmao. I love people sometimes.

White people throw beer cans for sport

Ignorance knows no color. And the Preakness Toilet Run is comin to an end as the Pimlico Race Course will no longer allow patrons to bring in outside beverages. Everythin must be purchased at the infield. Sad, now how am I gonna laugh at the stupidity of drunk white guys?

White people always goin crazy

Leave it to a single crazy white man to ruin it for everybody else. Why couldn’t he just get his rocks off like everyone else? Idiot. I’m out here in Memphis, and I can’t get no broad to come keep me entertained because they think I’m some sort of sicko. Maybe I should use my picture of Denzel Washington and upload it when creating posts. I blame the lack of swag that white people suffer from. If they had more swag, there would be less sexual assault crimes…if I could only bottle up my swag; I could make the world a safer place. Fuck Old Spice, nobody wants old man swag. Unless that old man is a former pimp. Why don’t pimps get fragrance deals? I would pay to smell like Bishop Magic Don Juan…or even Pimpin Curly.

Free at last...kinda

It appears that the demographic for prisoners going to jail on drug related charges have reversed. According to a study done by some smart guys, the number of white people goin to jail for drugs has increased by over 40%, while the number of blacks has gone down by over 25%. I was gonna say, maybe they arrested all the blacks that needed to be arrested. But nope, it appears that the numbers started going down once the war on drugs became a national law enforcement issue. Meaning all the crooked cops in your local hoods where bein placed on paid leave or didn’t even handle the busts anymore. Everythin was left up to the DEA and such. President’s black, white people are finally payin for their crimes just like blacks do…the sun is startin to shine brighter for African Americans. Couldn’t start to happen any sooner, since they are about to be dethroned as the largest minority in this country. White people keep fuckin around they might become the minority in this country. Wow…circular. Just waitin on the Native Americans to put smallpox on the sheets in the casino hotels. Payback is a bitch.

Hip hop Pastor

This guy is supposedly a Reverend…gotta love white people!

Mayor fired over watermelon joke

I gotta admit that is pretty funny. Not funny as in the joke was funny. But the level of ignorance AND creativity of some people. I woulda never thought of a “watermelon hunt” joke for Easter in a million years. But leave it to the racist folks to conjure up a new way to backslap African Americans. White people are truly losin their minds this year. I’m all about a race war as long as it means I get a new plasma TV out the deal. I’ve always wanted to just smash up cars for no reason. Kinda ironic, 2 weeks ago “cartoonist” draws up a cartoon of two cops killin a monkey and last week two cops kill a black man in Pasadena. Why doesn’t this “cartoonist” draw up a picture of black people gettin reparations?

Not Hot

Now, I’m not one to really stress during stressful times, God built me stronger than that, so I'm not mad at people comin together and releasin stress. But to get together and have a pillow fight? File this one under Things White People Like To Do. Only time I’m gettin in a pillow fight is when the girl is sleepin over and she wants to use the only pillow on my bed. Bitch, get the hint. The reason there is only one pillow is because I don’t want you sleepin over!! Goodness, it’s so hard being the sexiest blogger alive.

Talkin about The Man (uh oh)

There is a website called, Things White People Like. I think they should take it one step further and call it Things White People Like To Do. First entry: Fart in public (usually in crowded areas). Now I’m not sayin that other races don’t fart in public, but we just make sure the collateral damage is low. I was up in the club last week and this dude who was drunk beyond stupidity just kept talkin to me with that monkey slang (“What up dog?”, “Where the hoes at?!?”, “Let’s go dance up on these bitches” Like that’s how niggas talk…he needs to turn that TV off). And he wouldn’t stop pestering me. So we go dance with some girls and then all of a sudden he runs off (not really run, but tries to exit slyly) and a second later me and the girls are all gaspin for air. That boy’s ass was somethin you would find in a lab. Pure sulfur. But ya’ll be doin that shit man. Be in a muthafuckin airplane to Salt Lake City with 3 white people in front of me, 2 next to me, and 3 behind me (cuz ain’t no black people in Utah) and someone decides not to head to the restroom. Sulfur. You know how you can stomach some farts, like you just control your breathing so that the whiff you take isn’t too deep? Nah, these the farts if you breath in you either die, or kill the nigga next to you because you think they did it (but chances are it came from a further distance, makin me wonder how bad was it at the origin?).