Juelz Santana feat. Chris Brown - Back to The Crib

Time must heal all wounds cuz I was NOT fuckin with Juelz after the Dip Set fall out. But I think he might be on his way back up. And Chris Brown is still killin it.

Ok, so the blonde chick (Kimbella) is actually Santana’s boo. She said they met through him stalkin her on MySpace lol. It must be nice to be famous…when stalkin actually works for you and not against. When will I blow up? I’m really feelin this video and song because this is the swag that Juelz USED to have and was lost amongst the shuffle (or maybe my hateful heart didn’t wanna hear it). Rosa Acosta (the chick CB was all over) – BANGING!!! Now, Rosa and CB are good friends and just friends. How do I know this? Well CB and Soulja Boy worked together on the Graffiti album (I gotta figure out with track because the whole album is nice) annnd it appears that Rosa is engaged to SB. That’s right. This 19 year old not only is an overnight sensation with millions to his name, but he has one of the baddest video vixens to ever step in front of the camera. I need a beat machine and wack rhymes ASAP!

My only gripe with the video is the fact that Tony Gayo and Lloyd Tanks are in the video. That G-Unit connection is still like pouring salt in a wound. The only reason I posted this video after seein those two clowns was because of the women and because Chris Brown really kills the hook..

Pass The A1

Here is Joe Budden takin a lyrical shot at Juelz Santana:

Not sure what prompted it but be very sure that JS will respond. I don’t even know if Juelz is battle tested…not many picked on Dip Set when the movement was together, but I do know when it comes to paintin vivid pictures with metaphors and similes, Santana has the advantage. It looks like Buddens TV or whatever the fuck it’s called must be losin viewers and Joey is back to startin trouble with people that are better than him.

I'd rather watch paint dry

What’s hip hop without the asinine beef? I’m pretty sure you can get Mad Cow disease if you listen to enough rap music. S.A.S. (for those that don’t know) was part of the Dip Set expansion team. Cam’ron signed them to Diplomat records but them boys never took off. They had like one good song durin the 3 years they were on the label. I don’t know what Juelz said about them but they don’t sound too happy. Most likely this is gonna be water under the bridge in 2 seconds because neither S.A.S. nor Santana really hold any respect from anybody in the States.

Recession for rappers

With all the “money” that Santana and Jim Jones (aka Gangstalicious) have, why are they still makin shitty music videos? Santana’s Jingle bell rendition is terrible. The video was worst. What the hell was with the fake background? Did they film it in Miami or something? And his lyrics were garbage. Jeez. At least Jim Jones’ holiday song was better written (Jim is actually becomin a nice rapper). But the video was a joke. People without money make better lookin videos. Jim, kiss and make up with Cam so that I can like you again. Seriously, you’ll NEVER sell with the way everyone feels about you. Get the Dip Set back together and ya’ll will be ballin for a good long while. Because regardless of how nice you get, you’ll never sell cuz you sold out (ironic isn’t it?). And bring Max B back.

Who's dressin this dweeb?

Jim Jones is still yappin but this time it’s about somethin I can respect. Everyone knows that black fashion starts with a Harlem nigga. Until a Harlem dude does it, it ain’t cool. To borrow a line from one of Harlem’s finest: “One glare and wink, everyone wearin pink”. And that was the truth, everyone was wearin pink. Tommy Hilfiger and Victoria's Secret both launched their pink line the followin season (granted they probably planned it before Cam did). Then Santana came with his extra long tees (I called them t-skirts) and everyone started doin that. Then Jimmy came with the skull and bones…But what’s really good with Jay rockin them oversized glasses? See, that’s what I hate about people sometimes. They rock shit just because it’s in. Not because they look good. That’s why I’ma continue to call people out on my website that fuck up. Not because they’ll read it and know better, but because it’ll make me feel good about callin someone out lol.

Livin' in the hood

So make sure you tell your friends (all 2 of them) to tell a friend, because the more readers I have, the more people will click on a link and make me money. And how does this benefit you? Well all the proceeds go to the "Help The Tenant Move Into A Mansion Foundation". One the goal amount is reached, there will be a big yacht party and all of you will be invited!!! Not all of you will be allowed to come on the boat and for those that do make it, please expect to be robbed by pirates that I hired lol. So I noticed that I tend to focus my commentary on non-black celebrities even though I am African-AMerican. Well the reason being is blacks make it too easy/boring to rant on. When aren't we doin somethin dumb? Let me show you how easy it is when I just talk about blacks:

Wesley Snipes has released The Art of War 2 straight to DVD. Don’t pass Go, don’t collect $200. Lol, that joke is ironic because while I was referring to how this movie prolly didn’t get the green light from a lot of studios and won’t collect any money, that nigga really is goin to jail. Wes, Uncle Sam has nightmares about black and brown people makin money…why would you think he would allow you to STEAL money from him? Pay your taxes and Uncle Sam will stay under you bed like a good boogie monster.

T.I. is beefin with Shawty LO over who is from ATL and who isn’t (it’s really who is from Bankhead and who isn’t, but it’s the same shit to me). We nit picking like that now? A security guard was shot at Jermaine Dupri’s club this past weekend. Cam’ron sold Juelz’s contract to Def Jam. Max B was shot at during his performance but couldn’t see the shooter because he had his shades on. SMH. Either we beefin with words or we beefin with bullets. And that’s not really fun to rant about. And I ain’t really a sports person, so I don’t really talk about athletes. And we barely see black people on the big screen, so it’s not like the paparazzi are following their every move. So while black people are very entertaining, black celebrities aren’t (more irony for yo ass).

Wait this just in…Morgan Freeman was in a severe car accident in which his vehicle rolled over multiple times. He was listed in serious condition when he arrived at the hospital but seems to be in better spirits now. He has a broken hand, arm, and had shoulder damage. He had surgery to reconnect nerves and repair damage to his left arm and hand. Didn’t he just do a movie with Jack Nicolson? The Bucket List which was basically of things to do before they died? “Flip car over multiple times? Check” From what I heard, he was tryin to negotiate a bigger payment for the next Batman move by doin his own stunts in the movie, lol. But seriously, glad he’s ok. I can’t wait to see him play God again in another Almighty movie (I’m thinkin Kane Almighty, hm hm no takers? How bout Judas Almighty? Nah Kane has a better ring to it lol). Side note: peep the bling in Morgan’s ears. Dammmmn old man got his SHINE on lol.

Tomorrow I’ll resume rantin about white celebrities and leave the colored folk for the real news lol.

But seriously this is how easy we make it:

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

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