Padma Lakshmi is like 7th Heaven

Padma Lakshmi looks stunning at the premier of that Bastards movie (the one with Brad Pitt). Even with a hideous scar on her arm, I’d still do her all day everyday – twice on Sundays. And not because of her rack (which is pretty nice) but because she’s a chef (or at least hosts a show with chefs) and she would make me a mean sandwich afterwards. I’d be in Heaven (or Nirvana as she would say).