Michael Phelps is not news worthy

I hate stupid celebrities who make the news for stupid car accidents. Like Michael Phelps who was in a car accident the other day. Was he hurt? No. Did anyone die? No. Was their alcohol involved? Most likely not. SO WHY IS THIS IN THE NEWS??? The Olympics ain’t for another 3 years. This accident doesn’t affect the outcome of the swimming competitions. We’d still win without Phelps. Take Mer-man’s irrelevant ass out the fuckin news and tell me if I have to provide health care to Jorge and his family. Because I’d rather not; it’s a lot easier to drive down to the border and pick up a new family.