Bathing suit that dissolves in water

Revenge doesn’t get any better than this. Apparently a German company has created a water soluble bathing suit for women. Yes. It dissolves in water. So if there is any chick you’ve wanted to see naked but she’s been playin you, it’s time to see those ta-ta’s. You can order the bathing suit here. Send it to her on her birthday in a Victoria’s Secret bag. You may wanna mail it and call yourself a ‘secret admirer’ so that she doesn’t smash out the windows to your car. Enjoy your revenge.