Tuesday, August 4, 2009

New strand of HIV discovered

A 62-year old woman who recently moved to Paris from Africa has been diagnosed with a new strand of HIV. It appears that this version of the disease derives from gorillas (like hOmar) and not chimpanzees. She is the only person to have it (that is documented). But reports say that she hadn’t been in any contact with bush meat or apes while in Africa. This prompts two questions from me. First, who the fuck is fuckin a 62-year old? They still getting down like that? She really musta caught some jungle fever (assuming she’s white). The second question is obviously someone else has it, so hopefully his African ass is still in Africa. The new strand isn’t going to increase the chances of AIDS or anythin. You’re still equally as fucked with the new strand. Whomp whomp.


  1. Interesting is that at 62 she has already lived well past the average life expectancy for females in Cameroon.

    Also she is almost no chance she is white so that answers the 'fever' question, haha.

  2. That is horrible. New strands of everything are popping up left and right.

    Not good.

  3. Could the new strand of HIV be keepin her alive past her life expectancy? Hmmmmm.