Shawne Merriman is top story on Cracka News Network

So “big” news this weekend is about how San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman was arrested SUSPICION of choking and restraining MTV reality show star Tila Tequila. Not even a real arrest because Tila was FULL of tequila and there were no marks on her. Shawne is black of course, so he would be arrested. And I will pull the race card. I don’t give a fuck. This is breaking news on CNN. Oh really? Where was the breaking news when Joe Francis (of Girls Gone Wild fame) beat up Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Playboy playmate, Jayde Nicole (remember the PETA girl with the lettuce bikini…check it out here)? Nobody made a fuss over that and that’s a bitch with a legitimate job. And she’s white. Aren’t white women America’s favorite demographic? I guess any chance to bring a black man down, the media will jump on it and Americans will RELISH in the fact. Hate you all. Make me sick. Merriman tried to restrain Tequila from leavin his home…hmmm I wonder why. Maybe because the bitch was drunk? That might be a good reason to stop someone from leavin. And he still got arrested. Even his lawyers said there are more than enough witnesses to collaborate his story. If that was the case, why was he arrested to begin with? Why didn’t they question the people there and get the facts straight? Joe Francis beat up Jayde and she’s pressin charges and there was no arrest warrant issued. Nobody went to Joe’s home and picked him up. Nobody made it news besides TMZ. Bullshit.