Chris Brown feat. Lil' Wayne, Swizz Beats - I Can Transform Ya

Who else’s video would I post today? Huh?

Ok, so Chris BREEEZY. I defended him. I didn’t defend his actions, but I felt like I needed to know what provoked this kid. Nobody was really speakin on the subject. Why not? Not Rihanna, not CB, not family, friends, and people in the industry…nobody. So of course that aroused my suspicions. What did Rihanna do that made Chris just flip like this? Some say it was a simple over grillin of Chris’s female friends. Some say there was more, that she may have given him herpes. Whatever the case, I still listen to his music. This is kinda conflicting. I don’t feel like I’m supporting domestic violence because the man has made peace with the people he needed to…which is basically Rihanna and her family. Everyone else is secondary and don’t matter. Like LZ Granderson is a senior writer and columnist for ESPN The Magazine and he wrote an article (here) about why he can’t dance to Chris Brown’s music just yet. And I read it and I thought “ok, I can kinda respect that.” But to me, Chris DOESN’T owe us an apology. He doesn’t have to say what he did. We know what he did, he knows what he did. If Chris does an interview and says "Honestly, I would just like to get past it. At the end of the day, I'm sorry for what I did, whatever it is." then let him be (that’s from the latest Rolling Stone). Why are we throwing it in his face like he’s the new poster boy for domestic violence? This is an issue bigger than Chris Brown and instead of askin about his involvement in the dispute, ask him about what he’s doin to make the issue of domestic violence more known (some of the proceeds from his new tour are going to nonprofit that helps victims of domestic violence). I’m not Rihanna’s dad, so I can’t harbor ill will towards a man that has apologized. Besides all that, this single sucks. Sayin that you can transform a girl is not the best lead-off with images of Rihanna’s mangled face still fresh in our minds. Red lips, red dress? Oh he’s putting in work on that chick…And Lil’ Wayne’s verses are BORING! Young money sounds old and stale.

Drake feat. Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, Eminem...and I guess LeBron James - Forever

No comment yet…just another bad Drake video.

What the fuck is this? A LeBron dedication song? Anyways. Drake – alright. Kanye – hot. Wayne – alright. Em – MURRRRDDDERRRERRRR! Still not seein the hype of Drake. Has hip hop gotten so bad that anyone who puts together a couple lines and sound like they aren’t the offspring of two cousins considered ‘hot’? Come on guys. Drake ain’t shit right now.

Cartoon parody of Lil' Wayne, Drake, and Trey Songz

Is this a real Lil’ Wayne and Drake song? Because the voice actors rap JUST LIKE THEM!!! LMAO!!!

Mack 10 feat. Lil' Wayne, Rick Ross - So Sharp

Mack 10 is back!!! Ok, not really. I didn’t even listen to the entire video due to time and connection, so hopefully Wayne’s and Ross’ verses are right. Argh, this is painfullll.

Lil' Wayne - Every Girl

Ummm, well. Lil’ Wayne is definitely the hardest workin man next to Obama for the ’08 and ’09. This song is decent. I like the concept more than the actual song. The video is ight. I give this a ‘B’…’B’+ cuz you can’t go wrong with too many girls in a video.

Ms. Keriii booty

Keri Hilson still promoting her new album. And I’m still gettin more and more into “In A Perfect World”. Get Your Money Up is a cool swag song for the ladies to rock to. Found video footage of Lil’ Wayne slappin Keri on the booty. Lookin at that cute thang, I would too.

Charlie Murphy interviews Lil' Wayne

LMAO. Wow, don’t really know how to address this except by sayin that if that bitch-made Dave Chappelle had created this skit, I woulda shitted my pants from laughin. Charlie Murphy did a good job but could you imagine how much funnier this woulda been with a real budget?

Lil' Wayne and Charles Gibson play Scrabble

If you missed it, Lil’ Wayne on Jimmy Kimmel:

Hilarious! Good lookin out Charley G with the law advice, don’t want Wayne sayin somethin on TV and havin it used against him. To all my female southern readers, a guy with diamond teeth can’t be sexy. I mean when I see a girl with braces (hey, the Mexicans be havin them well into and after college, so THEY’RE 18+ and LEGAL!!!) I think to myself, she will not be puttin her mouth near the peen. How is it to kiss a guy with diamonds in his mouth…or have him go down on you? Sounds like some scary shit.

Lil' Wayne - Prom Queen

And now Prom Queen..ugh:

Souljah Boy Tell Em - Turn My Swag On remix

In what may be the WORST remix in years…seriously it’s that bad, Souljah Boy has teamed up with Weezy, Fabolous, and Jeezy to create a Turn My Swag On remix. There are others (with Jada and Jimmy Jones) but I think this one is the official remix. Just terrible, I mean, I don’t even wanna bother with typin out the lyrics. Avoid the song if you can. I mean why does Young Jeezy have two verses? What remix has the guest rap twice? Nonsense. Now before you say it I will. I know Fab got a line in there, tryin to take a shot at me. Talkin bout “quit makin blogs, try and make some money” or some dumb shit like that. All I know is that if Mr. Lo-So doesn’t want to become Mr. No-Mo he gonna keep my name out his mouth. I spit hot fire, like Dylan. I’ll ether homeboy. Plus I got 50 in my camp…Mr. Career Ender himself. Watch it Fab. Usually when you have one bad player on a team of great players, the bad player’s game elevates a bit to the level of the great players. Not the case with this remix. Everyone dumbs down to SB’s level. It horrific. At the last minute I decided to ruin your lives and link the song.

Grammy preformance - Swagger Like Us

Outstanding performance...

What the fuck was M.I.A. wearin? I mean to be that preggers but still hold it down at the Grammy’s (she’ll prolly never perform there again) is very impressive but damn. They couldn’t find her a cuter outfit? And excuse my ignorance but since when could you braid dreads? I’ve always been under the assumption that growing out dreads is a more “natural” process that basically takes your nappy hair and puts them in locks hence the term “dread locks”. And the only way to get rid of the locks is by cuttin them out. So how is it that Lil’ Wayne has the front part of his head braided if he grew out dreads? Is there some ultra perm method to “unlock” the hair? I guess if he has “micro” dreads, then you could braid it? I know you bastards don’t usually comment, but someone please shine some light on this for me. Then of course there is Kanye West. Why this muthafucka gonna cut his hair into a black man’s mullet? SMH at his continued foolishness. By the way, is anyone still listenin to the 808s album or have you shelved it yet? Oh oh oh, and did Jay-Z even brush his hair? T.I. is the only person that dressed like it was the FUCKING GRAMMYS but even he lost his shirt by the end of the performance. Niggas.

Officer Fiftyyyy

I love the fact that 50 still sticks to what makes him good (ish) and that’s beefin. Fuck tryin to be a real artist, just talk shit about anybody you don’t like. I really need him to be a guest editor for the site. The next set of targets are Officer Rickyyyy Ross, Lil’ Wayne, and DJ Khaled. The song “Try Me” isn’t one of his best diss tracks, but it’s still funny to hear him talk shit at the end. Signature 50. He has another song where he talks about Oprah, which is funny too (“Play This On The Radio”). While I HIGHLY doubt he’ll end Oprah’s career (she’d prolly get him shot 9 more times before that happens), I fear for Rick Ross who is already on thin ice with the whole Correctional Officer fiasco. And big people on thin ice don’t mix.

Lil' Wayne has gone back to sucking

Looks like the Kanye effect is startin to spread. Lil’ Wayne has a song called “Prom Queen” which is basically him takin his Benji Madden persona to the next level. Dude is like the black Travis Barker. Which I guess is a good way to reach other audiences...it’s being creative…and it’s 100% being a sellout. At least what Kanye did was still hip hop-ish (? I think, maybe I should listen to it again because it was really toeing the line between hip hop and pop). But this “Prom Queen” shit is garbage to me. It’s just him auto tuning over a guitar riff. I swear, niggas got nice on Rock Band and Guitar Hero and now they wanna be rock superstars (I’m talkin bout YOU Jetson!). I won’t be spinning it or coppin his next album if this is what’s it’s all about. Is there any musician that has crossed genres and been successful?

364 days...kiddin, no more countdowns

Time to start my Christmas shopping. Damn stupid travelin messed me all up, so I didn’t get a chance to get people’s “gifts”. Side note, Lil’ Wayne has a lip piercing now? He still dressin like Benji? I hope the ’09 brings somethin different because I’m tired of seein the same.

 

I found it interesting how the girl was lookin at his sword. I'm tryin to "grow" my power too!

Tiny Wayne

Lil’ Wayne had a baby boy named Dwayne Carter III. He named his child after his album, The Carter III. No clue who the baby mama is, but there is a crazy amount of speculation going around with the Wheel of Suspects landing on Nivea, but after readin her wiki and how the broad got enough baby daddies, I’ma switch gear. According to a comment on US Magazine’s post, some no name broad is the mama. Either or, who cares. It’s just somethin for you to pitch at the water cooler today.

Me Love You Long Time

I’m outta town again and this time I’m fuckin pissed!!! And I’m tipsy. See, I stayed at a real hotel this time (realer than where I used to stay at), that has a restaurant and bar. I called the hotel before I left and asked if the rooms were equipped with HDTVs, and the Commi bastard told me no. So I get here open my door and this is what I see:

Yes, that’s an HDTV. I coulda been playin Madden right now instead of entertaining you ungrateful bastards, lol. You know what I like about being in a hotel that has a real lobby? You can smell the pussy in the hallways. I mean, I was getting eye-fucked from this broad while eatin dinner….but she was so ugly, I had trouble keepin my food down. Maybe I should get another drink and invite her up….

Good news: Christina Applegate is free from any breast cancer gene in her body.

Sad news: She lost both her breast in a double mastectomy.

Anyone that knows me knows that I’m a huge supporter for breast cancer awareness and donate to the Susan G. Komen for the Cure and I rock my pink ribbon even when it’s not October. And Christina’s case is exactly the reason why. Granted she has enough money for reconstructive breast surgery, but some women can't afford it (especially after all the other medical bills they have accumulated). I think it’s horrible that women lose their breast because of this. I mean, testicular cancer isn’t cool either but at least we can hide our one ball underneath our pants and the only time a girl would notice is if you ask her to play with your ball (so you brought that embarrassment upon yourself, lol). But for a woman to have one (or none in some cases) breast? Let’s say she gets away with stuffin her bra pretty well. Or she even tells you durin the date about her battle with breast cancer. But when that shirt comes off and your lookin at the one breast and the one saggy flesh with no titty meat….it can be a different story (it's already known that we are highly visual sexual creatures). Bravo Ms. Applegate.

Myanmar was recently blasted by a cyclone, which then led to floodin, which then led to the country becomin the largest area of horse manure on Earth. Sad. But whats worse is how the women are turning to prostitution to make ends meet. Sadder. But whats worser than that? They makin less than $10 a day. I need to quit this bloggin shit and go pimp in Myanmar. These girls obviously don’t know that the pussy stock is UP in their cuntry (lmao, o you gotta love that joke…come on, commmmmmme on!). With men feelin depressed or no other forms of entertainment available, sex is the number one commodity and these girls are sellin for cheap!!! Fuck that, they should make $2000 a day. Granted most of the people that are affected by this disaster are poor and couldn’t afford $100 for a blow job, the girls should set their sights on the wealthy business men and stick them for their riches.

In a nice twist of Karma, it appears that a man on the run for allegedly killin a lady, died in a fiery car crash while evading police. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, God hates you so much that not only are you gonna burn in Hell, but He gave you a preview of what it’s gonna be like. Take that!

Michael Phelps don’t listen to no Bruce Springsteen, but my nigga got that Carter III!!!!! Lmao. By the way, I’m Michael Phelps’ hero (tshirts comin soon lol).
Bling bling
Everytime I come around yo city
Bling bling
Pinky ring worth about fifty
Bling bling
Everytime I buy a new ride
Bling bling
Lorenzos on Yokahama tires
Bling bling

Further evidence that Brasilians are lovers not fighters:






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Cabin Fever

Napa, day 3. I feel like I’m on some Blair Witch shit out here. Good thing is I met some tech guys out here that said we’ll hit up some bars the next time I’m out here. I should just hit up a restaurant and sip on some wine and find some tourists to flirt with. Only problem is it seems like it mainly couples up here…guess I have to just wait till the guy excuses himself to the bathroom and drop my room card in her lap lol.

We have a new entry for this year’s “Dumbest Bitch of the Year” award.

Wow…Where do I start with this ignorant shit? Ok, A) I think the cult is crazy beyond crazy but I don’t think they should be tried in court. Because they didn’t really kill the baby themselves, they just suggested it. Which in itself is a reason for them to tied to a train and dragged over tracks covered in HIV contaminated syringes. B) The mother already lost her son, so I think her punishment should be get kicked in the face by a by 10 horses. And I mean, get some good bucks outta them so bring out the branding iron. Make sure her face is at the mid arc of the kick ,where it is strongest. 10 times. No facial reconstruction. Let the broken eye and cheek bones remind her of her stupidity. How you gonna let someone convince you to harm your child, over somethin so stupid? I don’t even say Amen (sorry God, don’t strike me)… Moms don’t even turn their kids over to the cops after they murdered someone and she starved her toddler because he wouldn’t say Amen? Obviously she never watched the Omen because she doesn’t have a clue what a child from Satan really does. Amen.In more ridiculously odd news, a man is being charged with the murder of his wife because when she said she was goin to kill herself, he gave her a gun and told her to do it. And she did, lmao. Aw man. Guess I better stop telling people to kill themselves before I get indicted for removing the stupid people on the planet.

Today, the chairman of the Special Olympics (Timothy Shriver) decided to write a commentary on CNN’s website about the banning of movies like Tropic Thunder. And boy did he get some backlash. And while I did say I can be empathetic to how mentally disabled can be offended, the fact that the movie pokes fun at everyone softens the blow for everyone they made fun of. And seriously, with South Park still being on the air, there is not topic that can be considered off limits. I think Tim needs to take a chill pill because he soundin like a whiny bitch right now.

I just saw the video for Lil’ Wayne’s Got Money song with T-Pain. T-Pain needs to retire with those Planter’s Peanut hats he keeps wearin. Ugh, I know this sounds like I’m hatin and I prolly am, but that nigga is just one gimmick after another. No real talent, no real substance. Now I ain’t gonna lie, I will dance to his song but that’s because the girls dance to his songs. I don’t even have a T-Pain song on my iPod…but I have Macho Man’s rap album lmao. David Banner’s video “Shawty Say” is a cool concept, so attention ladies: This weekend, my roommate is outta town. If you are feelin neglected by your man, then come thru and party with me in my apartment. There will be alcohol, music, and a ticket machine, so take a number lol.

And he can’t do this, and he won’t do that…well in this case, And she won’t do this and she won’t do that, lmao:

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Bad plumbing

So this past weekend was my birthday and I learned that: A) Birthday wishes are the best when they come from people you didn’t know still had your phone number (or as a friend on FB) and that B) Thai food makes me shit. VIOLENTLY. Lmao, now that I’ve grossed you out, on with the show!!

Pussycat Dolls have a When I Grow Up Remix, with Diddy, Wayne and beat maker (now rapper??) DarkChild. I secretly like the original song because that beat is hot and so are the girls, but I couldn’t figure out a way to put it on my iPod and blast it in my whip and drive thru West Hollywood without being deflowered by the Village People lol. On this remix, the girls don’t even sing, they just are in the background. And the remix beat is a little better too!! Best part has to be Diddy’s verse when he’s like “ Now I could have Ma$e come to ya wake as I kill ya’ll slow/ Wanna another remix? Here I go/ There’s only one Puff Daddy, yea I know/ And yea I don’t write nothin, but yea I flow” LMAO. Big ups to Diddy to not being ashamed of using ghost writers. Now if other rappers would do the same (the rapper I’m thinkin about, his name also rhymes with same lol). I also heard the Put On Remix with Jigga man. Much better than the original only because of Jay’s verses. I think that’s how the song shoulda been constructed, with who/what they put on instead of the crap Jeezy spits. The best part of the song is when he asks Guru to give him that T-Pain….lol, just listen.

People magazine has released the first pictures of Vivienne & Knox. Who are they you may ask? Well they are Brad and Angelina’s new twins of course. I would post pics of the People Magazine cover but since they paid over 14 million for the pics, I think it would be a safer bet to just link there instead of typin Hey Don’t Sue Me at the bottom lol. Those kids are lucky, so lucky that I hate on them in their infancy. I hope they ugly when they get older, which is pretty much impossible since their parents are Brad and Angelina. And I can’t expect them to grow up racist or become bigots because they older siblings are Asian and Black. They don't even have the weird first names that celebrities give their kids like Apple or Osteoporosis. Maybe they’ll develop a coke habit and spend all their parents’ money on bullshit. Nah but seriously, I love the Jolie-Pitts too much to hate, I mean they donating the money for the pics to some charitable cause as usual. Kudos to the newly expanded army.

Brett Favre is unretired which to me is kinda silly. Granted he almost made the Super Bowl last year, and had his best season ever, I think he should walk away while he can still walk. I mean old man Favre should be using a walker right now, lol. But seriously, Jay-Z came back…that sucked. MJ came back, and that sucked BUT in his defense he was so great that he had to retire twice before he sucked lol. I guess the difference is, Favre hasn’t taken any time off. I mean he announced his retirement during the off season, and now it’s on season and he is feelin the itch. Some argue, that football is all he knows so of course he would want to come back. That’s bullshit to me. Up until age 22, school was all I knew but I retired from that muthafucka and haven’t looked back yet!!! Fuck a master’s lmao. Then again, I am writing blogs….maybe I should unretire from school lol. I do hope if he comes back, he’ll be able to walk off the field at the end of this season, because I don’t know how much gas Old Man Favre really has left in his tank.

Dark Knight is still killin it in the box office. It has made $394.9 million in 17 days. In order to keep Christian Bale in the headlines, studio executives have been asking Bale’s female cousins and nieces to come forward and ask for money lol. I still plan on seein it again in IMAX soon, maybe this week. I would like a moment of silence for my Movie Critic Partner: Jetson, who hasn't seen this movie yet because he can't find any "me time" due to his newborn son. He found some "me time" when it was time to play GTA4, but can't find anytime to see the MOVIE OF THE YEAR!! SMH at him and the 2 other people I've met that haven't seen this movie.

Here is a freestyle from the self proclaimed Greatest Rapper Alive...I guess this is why hip hop is dead lol:

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