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Everyone here should be familiar with T-Pain and his use of the autotune device that changes his voice. That’s because after the success Lil’ Wayne had with it on Lollipop, everybody and they momma tried to jump on the autotune bandwagon. Anyways, its use was being abused and Jay-Z called for a halt to using it on his track D.O.A. (see video here). Well this past weekend T-Pain was at Rehab (the club…no it’s an actual club in Vegas) and he was feelin himself a bit too much. See here:


Whoa Negro. I understand where he is comin from, because who is Jay to say when autotune is over and done with? But I would never diss Jay. Not because I would be afraid of what his response would be, because frankly Jay’s battle record is shaky at best. Lost to Nas…I don’t care what anyone says. Nas destroyed Jay. Lost to Cam…no response is equal to an ‘L’. Lost to Jadakiss…apologizing on the two way is not gangsta. Anyways, I wouldn’t diss Jay because the people love him. He’s like hip-hop savoir. Jay-Hovah as he used to be called. Also, people are sick of autotune, so for T-Pain to defend somethin not worth defending – like the dignity of crack head hooker – he really looks stupid. Even Faboulous came at T-Pain, which is the real point of my post (LMAO, wow this is dumb long and winded):

Ok, so I’m kinda confused on when Twitter became the official voice of hip-hop. Really? We gonna battle on Twitter now? Niggas ain’t even gonna try to make diss records any more? SUPER LAZY!!! I guess Fab eventually realized that T-Pain ain't talk shit about him because he changed his [auto]tune later:

I hate Twitter…but follow me on it anyways http://twitter.com/thetenant.

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No real point to this video…just takin a shot at some people.

MUNNNNNKEY!

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Bitch ass nigga of the year!!! I dislike Joe to the fullest and now I don’t even respect him. Didn’t I say last week that if you call out one Wu member, you callin on ALL of them? He’s sooooo lucky that they didn’t really get in his ass like that (no Bruno). Inspectah Deck released a track that is pure fire that just puts lil’ Joe (that should be his new stage name since he’s always bein sonned) in time out. I like how he puts in “if anyone says shit, the peace treaty is over.” Bitch, you started it and now you backin down. Do you think they scared of you? I hope the killer bees swarm on his ass and hit him with the 1000 sting finishin move. Fuck lil’ Joe.

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I really haven’t commented on this because I know Joe is doin this for the attention and I don’t fuck with attention whores. But basically Joe Budden has beef with the Wu-Tang Clan. Not all of them but he’s called enough of them out and if you fuck with one, you pretty much deal with all. He already has been beaten by The Game, by Saigon, by anybody he goes up against. Now he wants to take shots the The Clan? The group that gave birth to the style he misuses? Yo, a rapper dissin the Wu is like a black baseball player dissin Jackie Robinson. Like, you wouldn’t be here or heard if it wasn’t for the pioneers like the Wu-Tang Clan. Even if you got beef with them, you should bite your tongue outta respect. I’d HATE to see what the Wu would do to him on wax. I mean lyrically, Joe Bidden is the equivalent of a zygote to ANYONE with the Wu. ODB (RIP), the class clown, could mop the Heavens with Joey without breakin a sweat. I wish Joe would fade away and never make another track again!!! Damn the surgeons that repaired his voice box.

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The audio falls outta sync but you can still tell what’s goin on.


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, anyone that gets called a faggot by a faggot is below a faggot. Not a fan of BEP to begin with…I think they sold their soul once they added Fergie to the group. Real wack. But most certainly not a fan of PH. I think it was only a matter of time before his shit talkin got the best of him. Fag fight…who cares?

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Young Jeezy and Miss Info talk about his beef with Gucci Mane.

At the end of the day, all this shit is wack to me. But I can understand why Jeezy feels the need to respond. But I heard that a death has already occurred from this beef…let’s hope they can focus on their money and not the pettiness.

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Wooooooord. Jeezy said “Pass the A1 and the steak knife because I’m ready to EAT!” Callin out Gucci Mane like that is what I miss about hip-hop. Don’t make subliminal tracks. If you got a problem, then speak up! It should be interestin to see what Mr. So Icy has to say in return. Young Jeezy also takes shots at OJ Da Juiceman too…but OJ ain’t really shit. I kinda expect his response to be weak.

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LMAO. Get him Arnold. Glad to see this infighting won’t cease anytime soon. I think the Republicans are onto somethin. When you wanna improve the ratings for a reality show, what do you do? INCREASE THE DRAMA!!! It worked for Jon & Kate who had about 9 million viewers (the most ever) for the season premier last night. And look, I keep talkin bout the Republicans even though they LOST! I’m just fallin into their trap. Maybe I’ll just stop talkin bout the Republicans and they’ll just…disappear!

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HAHAHA, “I don’t eat candy.” Sure you don’t Mariah…sure you don’t. Where is Nick Cannon? I thought he was gonna make life a living hell for Em by now? No YouTube skits? No diss tracks? Man, that nigga is softer than double quilted toilet paper.

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Speakin of Em, here is his reaction to Nick Cannon’s reaction to Eminem dissin Mariah.

Lol, sometimes I wonder if this guy is truly off the drugs. I really can’t wait to see what Nick does in retaliation. And I can’t stand that British DJ on Westwood. He’s such a tool. Same tool that made up the A-rab Money Dance for Busta. I wish I was there with him in the studio because after the fifth time he used the word ‘swagga’ I woulda choked him with the headphone cords.

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Another leaked Eminem track, Bagpipes from Baghdad. It’s alright, nothin too special…until we get to the second verse where Eminem calls Nick Cannon a prick and Mariah Carey a whore. As some of you may know, Em and Mariah have some bad blood. Em claimed to have dated Mariah but Mariah bein Mariah denied it. So then Em’s been takin shots at her ever since, even leakin phone messages that she left askin why he never calls her. Well Mariah is married now Em, and you can’t just be takin shots without expectin her lap dog, I mean, her hubby to say somethin. Nick Cannon posted this on his blog:

"I’m taking full action on you Eminem. I don’t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess it’s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job “homey”! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! That’s right haters; you can thank Eminem because I’m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And don’t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] That’s what I do all day Bitch! So Miss Marshall, I’m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! It’s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!! "

LMAO. His corny raps are comin back? Fuck. Thanks a lot Marshall. Does this mean Wild’n Out is comin back too? Does this mean the return of Nick Cannon? That’s pure fuckery. If there was one good thing that came out of the Mariah/Nick marriage was that Nick could stop workin and retire. Now the most “hilarious” man alive is back…this actually might be funny considerin they both have the same comedic style.

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Limbaugh and Powell are startin to take jabs at each other. Limbaugh has called Powell out sayin that he voted for Obama strictly based on race, while Powell has responded that Limbaugh is a circus clown (not in those words but sends the same message). I’m assumin that this kinda shit goes on in politics all the time; in party fightin and disagreements. That’s with any group of people. And I’m pretty sure the media is doin it’s job to hype it up because that’s what the liberal media does: bash conservatives. My question to the Republicans is: why be so vocal about your beefs? You’re party is falling apart…quickly. The last thing you need is the media fanning the flames. You don’t need to lose anymore high profile people as is. Limbaugh tellin Powell to switch over to the Democrats is beyond stupid in my opinion. What’s even more stupid to me is how the Republicans are against expanding their views. Is it really not possible to be conservative but live in a modern world? Does being conservative mean being “old school”? I’m pretty sure the GOP is gonna split into two factions: the old school crackas who will be set in their ways and will rob, kill, maim, and destroy anyone that gets in their way on regaining power. The other will be the new ‘old school’ which will be the group that will actually try to make the world a better place. I’m still rooting for the Dems lol.

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Here is Joe Budden takin a lyrical shot at Juelz Santana:

Not sure what prompted it but be very sure that JS will respond. I don’t even know if Juelz is battle tested…not many picked on Dip Set when the movement was together, but I do know when it comes to paintin vivid pictures with metaphors and similes, Santana has the advantage. It looks like Buddens TV or whatever the fuck it’s called must be losin viewers and Joey is back to startin trouble with people that are better than him.

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I can’t wait till Ross’ album drops, so that this beef can disappear. I do agree with 50 tho, I don’t even believe the things that come outta Ricky’s mouth anymore. Like did Rick really think that we would believe one of 50’s people offered money to leave 50 alone? HAHAHAHAHA. Rick Ross’ money doesn’t even stretch long enough to put up a real fight against 50. 50 says he doesn’t have an album comin out when in fact he does have one comin soon and he benefits from this beef because it keeps him relevant. I guess makin videos dissin other rappers is easier than goin on tour. Niggas is LAZY these days, smh.

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How is this for a slap in the face and kick to the uterus. Mrs. Brady (funny her initials are still G.B.) thinks that she can just show up on the scene and take Bridget Moynahan’s baby from her. In the new Vanity Fair, Gisele says:

“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that. But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child – I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine. I already feel like he's my son, from the first day. He's a little angel – the sweetest, most cuddly, loving baby. I feel blessed to have him in my life.”

OUCH. Bridget, first she took your man, don’t let her take your child. Seriously, Tom needs to curb talk like that. I hope it’s because Gisele’s English is really limited to sexual request (I KNOW how them Brasilian girls are) and she really couldn’t articulate her thoughts. Otherwise I can see a nice cat fight in the ’09 with my money on Bridget.

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Daaaammmmn son, he said “how you make Santa flop?” ROFL, “what are these words?” lmao. Damn Jimmy, no respect right now. Good thing you didn’t release Pray IV Reign around Easter cuz you might have fucked up the Easter Bunny’s bread lol. But why Max B got on a pink scrunchie lmao. And what’s Young Chris doin in the background tryin to look tough? I thought Beanie Sigel wasn’t fuckin with anyone from State Property after they left him to rot in the cell? So how Max gonna fuck with Chris and Beanie?? Young Chris throwin up the Roc chain like he still has a career on the label, smh.

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What’s hip hop without the asinine beef? I’m pretty sure you can get Mad Cow disease if you listen to enough rap music. S.A.S. (for those that don’t know) was part of the Dip Set expansion team. Cam’ron signed them to Diplomat records but them boys never took off. They had like one good song durin the 3 years they were on the label. I don’t know what Juelz said about them but they don’t sound too happy. Most likely this is gonna be water under the bridge in 2 seconds because neither S.A.S. nor Santana really hold any respect from anybody in the States.

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LMAO, Hell Rell is an ugly dude…but Max and French talkin real reckless. I don’t know what the streets of NY are like but I’m willin to guess that Rell got a deeper followin than Max does. And Hell never came off as the type of nigga to take jokes about his moms lightly. Stay tuned for “When Hip Hop Beef Goes Bad” lmao.

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I have caved in…

See exactly why I don’t fuck with ‘The Boss’? Who makes a response that is 8 minutes long? I didn’t even watch it all, I just kept skippin forward to see if he would switch it up. He in the staircase of a building. Like how is that funny or baller? How is that ‘Boss’? All he says is ‘munn-key’ this and ‘munn-key’ that. Super lame. He needs to hire a cartoonist from the New York Post and make some real monkey jokes. And say what you want about the Vitamin Water but that deal has to be one of the best moves any black man has made since…I don’t know, someone help me here. Pepsi buying out the company put like $150 milli in 50’s pockets not to mention the other revenue he gets by havin his name on the drink. That’s ‘Boss’.

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50 needs to just give up rap and stick to makin silly videos. This one isn’t as funny as the other, but still gets at Officer Ricccckkkkkkkkkkkky. And the reason I haven’t really shown any of Rick Ross’ responses is because they mad weak. Callin 50 a “munn-key” and stuff, not really funny or note worthy. So step it up Officer Ricccckkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyy.