Hell is missing an angel

I know it’s Good Friday, but this can’t wait till Monday.


I seriously not gonna speak on it. The tags should say it all.

Kids that don't get spanked ransack neighbor's home

I wanna know what kinda kids these are to leave a mess like this? It looks like two bear cubs went through the lady’s house. I mean, I’m seriously wonderin what kinda home training these kids have? What exactly is the age of these ‘tots’? Well, they obviously ain’t black kids…Is the tots’ mom gonna come through and clean all that shit up? It’s obvious that the neighbor has children of her own, so I wouldn’t think she would wanna clean up after someone else’s kids. SMH.

Heroin is the new gateway drug for kids...gateway to HELL!!!

What kinda parent doesn’t send their kid to rehab after the first overdose? I mean, how damn stupid are you? Everyone knows you can't trust a teen on their word. Seriously, a teen says they aren't gonna sneak out anymore and by the time you head downstairs they are scaling the tree outside their room. What would make you think they would stop using a highly addictive drug? Adults can't pull themselves away from it. Listening to your teen is like when Microsoft listened to the Atlanta Hawks. Anyways, I think I found my new hustle. I’m cool with the Mexicans, I prolly can get it over the border easier, and I need some money because this blogging shit is for the birds. Get it? Birds? A key? Drugs? Am I the hottest in America or what? Fuck yeah! Anyways, RIP to that pretty girl. And the east coast needs to step their drug game up…tho I think heroin was always popular over there.

Diana Palin is a republican

You may feel like this next post is in the wrong section. I mean, it is about Sarah Palin and politics is usually at the top. Well, this is more about Sarah Palin the celebrity that won’t disappear. Sarah Palin’s sister-in-law, Diana, was arrested for breaking and entering. Times are hard up in Alaska too. It appears that Diana had broken into a house that had been previously robbed before and made her way straight to the bedroom cabinet…makes you wonder if she has been there before. Unlucky for her, the owner was waitin with a gun after seein an unfamiliar car pull up to his place. He detained her till police arrived. Here’s the twist. Diana was with her 4 year old daughter, who eventually entered the house before police came. Upon questioning, the little girl said she had been in the house before. DONE! First off, what’s good with parents bringin their children with them on crime sprees? Did I miss that in the latest issue of Good Parenting monthly? How can that be any good for their psychological well being seein their parents in handcuffs and put in the squad car? Second, are the Palins too good to help out family? Why is Diana resorting to robbin and stealin when her sister-in-law runs the state and has tons of money she can slide under the table? What’s wrong with white people these days? Oh, it’s that recession. You see, black people have always been in a recession. They call it ‘life.’ White people didn’t understand, but they will slowly come around.

Nadya Suleman: Fail

Tanika Ray…I’d hit that. Brooke Anderson…needs new writers. Let me Octo-explain why. When you Octo-coin a phrase, such as Octo-mom, it’s pretty cool for the Octo-first time you Octo-use it. But when you start Octo-throwin that DAMN phrase all over the Octo-place, it becomes very Octo-fuckin annoyin! Call the bitch by her damn name, Nadya Suleman. It amazes me how people like Nadya live long enough to ruin other people’s lives (mainly the children) but someone like Natasha Richardson dies from fallin while skiing. Absolutely ridiculous.

Nadya Suleman's kids are disappointed

I didn’t even watch this entire video, the smack was MORE than enough for me. “Mommy, you’re a fuck up and you’re gonna fuck up my life” SMACK! Rick James would be proud…hell, Chris Brown would be too.

Cops pull over breastfeeding mom

Um, yeah. Why do people think they are invincible? Like shit doesn’t just happen. And she had the nerve to ask what’s the difference if the airbag goes off with her child feedin? Our education system has failed MANY people.

Racist parents beat up kids

Today looks like an easy one for me:

Regardless of what the kids said to the family, they shouldn’t have been fightin kids. And don’t try that “self-defense” bullshit because the kids didn’t run up on them like Step Brothers. The police obviously think the adults are at fault, so I gotta believe that the parents started the after school beef. Looks like my race wars are slowly but surely brewin, muhahahahahaha. How big of a plasma can you hang up before it pulls down the wall? 50”? 52”? 60”? lol.

Mom sleeps on child

I got a couple questions: Who is tellin Lisa that it isn’t her fault? OF COURSE it’s her fault her baby is dead; the baby didn’t crawl underneath her and commit suicide. Also why is it that “thicker” women wanna get in bed with their babies? Wouldn’t that be like…dumb? I mean, let’s put it in a terribly ignorant perspective (but it’s my show so I can do that): If I sit on an ant, I’m not gonna feel it. Annnnnd I’ma leave it at that, lol. How big are the beds they are sleepin in? Don’t be tryin to sleep with your baby in a full or queen. Cali king only! That way you can roll for a mile before you get close to your child. I never thought it was a good idea to share a bed with a baby, that’s why they made cribs. However I’m pretty sure I’d never roll over a baby…I can’t turn in bed without waking up first. Blame it on havin bunk beds when I was little and bein on the top bunk…ouch.

Toddler smokes, cusses, and hollers at chicks

The boy is supposedly two years old, and I’m pretty sure he’s fucked more girls than me. I blame Western Culture. Asians were so nice and uptight, now thanks to YouTube videos of babies smoking weed everybody wants to have the coolest baby in town. I mean just last week in England, a 13 year old became a father with his 15 year old girlfriend. That means his friends could date his daughter and it would really be ok! Sick world man. Ah scratch that, it looks like the 13 year old was told to claim the baby as part of a scam. This is what a recession does to people, makes them stupider.

Nadya Suleman is crazy...duh

Any woman that is willing (purposefully) to do this to her body is clinically insane. Let’s not forget to mention her strikingly odd similarities (as far as looks) to St. Angie Jolie.

Octuplet's mom on welfare

This bitch ain’t any more sane than the pregnant man. Hell, I’m pretty sure the children of that couple are gonna be better off than the 14 children of Nadya. I know CPS workers are just waitin till the octuplets come home so that they can whisk them away. Sad. Fake ass Angelina Jolie. Angie has MONEY you dumb fuck. Even if she never personally took care of her kids, she could HIRE a team of people. One person feeds, one person washes, one person changes diapers, etc. Nadya runnin on food stamps and a dream…a dream that someone will pay her out. Word on the street is NBC dropped $300K for the interview, which I guess will cover medical bills...and then what? Move this bitch to a farm and so that the kids can be put to work and make an early impact on society. If you go to her website, she has it set up so that you can donate to her. This bitch hasn’t just lost her mind, she filled the empty void with Styrofoam peanuts. If anyone knows Nadya Suleman, then please pass this message along (and quote): WE ARE IN A FUCKING RECESSION BITCH. WHY WOULD I HELP YOUR STUPID ASS OUT WHEN I NEED HELP MYSELF? I’d rather spend the money taking a girl out on Valentine’s Day (which is a day I don’t believe in...like Santa and the Easter Bunny) then give it to you. Marry the idiot that wanted to be your husband and stick him with the bill. Then hit up the fuckin moron of a doctor (who should soon lose his practice) for some extra cash.

Octuplet's mom interview

I don’t know if you saw the interview of Nadya Suleman, the chick that just had 8 babies. If not, here ya go:

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She kinda cute from the angle, don’t know how she’d look head on. But she is a nut case. I don’t even know where to start. The Biblical names of all 8 babies, the WANTING to be a single mom (not being stuck as a single mom, because the sperm donor wanted to marry her but she refused), her lack of employment. I mean really, who is worse, the immigrants or her? SMH. The doctor’s name has been released too, some Arab lookin dude that works out in Beverly Hills. I mean what the fuck is wrong with him? Why would you put someone’s life in jeopardy even if they knew the risks? Could you live with yourself knowing what you did killed someone and you knew that beforehand? I’m not a socialist, I just have socialist tendencies…and if the government controlled health care, shit like this wouldn’t occur.

Octuplet's mom messed up

I just want everyone to know that right now I’m ASSUMING that the mother of the octuplets had the children to garner fame and fortune. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA stupid bitch, bet you didn’t have a recession in your forecast when you went ahead and put 8 babies up in your womb when you already had 6 to take care of!!! Now nobody is sendin you the freebies you thought you’d get and most of the public is degusted with you. Good luck on a book deal or TV show…maybe Oprah will let you sit on her couch. Idiot.

Octuplets mom seeks fame and fortune

Um, wow. Like some people are really fucked up in the head. And I’m pretty sure she’ll get paid off this deal maybe a milli or two if that. But America gets tired of their shiny play things really fast, and she’ll be old news by the end of the year. Or until child protection comes and snatches her babies away…Why don’t we put her on the Maury show 14 times? That would be hilarious to watch…even funnier than watchin that bitch Foreva on Maury. Like my boy said “that bitch is Foreva pregnant.” Lmao.

Never flyin again

So my flight outta Jersey went a little somethin like this. Arrive at the airport, go thru security, find out I’ve been flagged for additional screening, get pissy for 10 extra minutes, get to my gate, get on the plane, find out we’ve been delayed for an hour and a half due to a back up of planes, have a crying (like CRYING, like SOMEONE WAS KILLING THIS BABY CRYING) baby behind me with an incompetent mom and dad who can’t figure how to quiet the toddler (yes, toddler because the muthafucka was kickin my chair and screamin ‘no’. And for the hell of it, the mom was Asian and the dad was white, but he looked Europe white), with it’s idiot mom coughing like the bitch had lung cancer for a total of 6 HOURS. I was annoyed to say the least. I’ma create an airline strictly for non family flights. If you have a child under the age of 15, you can’t fly on the plane. But I was pissy from the jump because of the “additional screening” shit. Because I supposedly “bought my ticket the same day.” First off, I never purchased the ticket, the ticket was given to me because stupid Continental cancelled my flight. I think the Man and his cohorts saw the video I posted yesterday (you know about the conspiracies) and are tryin to take me out. Seriously, read the Rant everyday because when you see it missin, you know they got me.

Domestic abuse

Not all niggas are even men, some are Indian women (or Pakistani, or somethin…someone help me out here). Why women always go for the balls, I mean damn. Set the entire nigga on fire, not just his nuts and hope it spreads. But what really makes her a nigga is the fact she did it with her kids still in the house. And the fire jumped over the adjacent building.
Update: The man died. Damn.

Kids do the darndest things

The auto industry bailout…fuck I’m havin like a brain freeze right now. I’m gonna see the new Bond soon, maybe I’ll do a post on that. 2 children survive a 50 foot plunge in minivan. Now this is some gangsta shit. It appears that the mom (dumb bitch) ran into the house to drop off somethin irrelevant and when she was away the minivan started to roll backwards. The 6 year old girl unbuckled herself and hopped in the driver’s seat and tried to steer the minivan so that it wouldn’t take the plunge. When she couldn’t turn the wheel, she got back into her seat, buckled up, and grabbed a blanket to shield her and her brother. Crazzzy. Then after the minivan plunged, she climbed out the van, climbed up the ditch with the branches and told her mom what happened. Gangsta for life. When I was six, I wasn’t thinkin no James Bond shit like that. I woulda been cryin my ass off while we rolled backwards. That little girl is my hero. Now. Onto this dumb bitch of a mom. I think she tried to kill her kids, but the girl was too smart. It is a recession; maybe the parents needed some extra money. But that little girl said it ain’t time to go. I mean who parks their vehicle on a slope and doesn’t apply the handbrake? She said that she went inside the house for a quick minute. It sounds like more than a minute of events that took place. I mean the little girl UNBUCLKED her seat belt, climbed into the driver’s seat, tried steering, climbed back in her seat, and BUCKLED her belt all before the 50 foot plunge. What the fuck is the mom doin this entire time? I coulda made a sandwich and still got out there to save the children in time. If I was her husband, I would beat that bitch’s ass. I’m sick of these absent minded parents. Kids and their safety is always first priority. Stop being lazy and tryin to save time by leavin them in the car. If you can’t see them, they ain’t safe. End of discussion.

Like father, like illegitimate son

This kid has a bright future ahead of him.



Like wow. How you gonna tell your kid to go fight the cop? I woulda punted that lil' rascal if I was the Po-Po. Hopefully with Obama as President this kid can believe in himself and have a future.

Say no to drugs

David Chappelle wrote this shit right? This has to be a skit.


A woman from Buffalo, NY (whoop whoop) was sentenced for a year probation…because…her baby…ate some crack cocaine. Hahahahahaha. That’s a new definition for crack baby. How you let your baby just wander around drugs like that? Where are the drug dealers or the crack addicts at this time? You had to suck 3 dicks for that crack, you ain’t gonna let your baby just eat it. Maybe it will be a lesson for you, feed your baby first, and then buy crack. Obviously it was a lesson for the lady because she cleaned up nicely and the judge felt like she was tryin to better herself so that was the reason for the lenient sentencing.