Olivia Munn needs to put her ass on my face

Olivia Munn was on the Jimmy Fallon show with Artie Lange (Mad TV). Funny stuff.
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Olivia Munn is the ONLY white girl I would marry based on personality. Not sayin that she isn’t cute, but she is just too funny with a good balance of dorky, nerdy, and sexy. Sarah Silverman take notes.
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Kanye interrupts Obama too!!!

Man, Kanye just doesn’t learn!!! I hope Obama takes him out back and gives him a good ole ass whuppin!

Lol, I love the “That’s not true” at the end. ROFL.

If you build it, they will come

I decide to cut down on the number of posts and my viewership numbers go up? What the fuck is wrong with people? Maybe someone FINALLY decided to start promoting my site in efforts to keep me around…SIKE. When I say I’m done, I’m done. But I do have somethin in the wings for y’all. Just wait.

Cartoon parody of Lil' Wayne, Drake, and Trey Songz

Is this a real Lil’ Wayne and Drake song? Because the voice actors rap JUST LIKE THEM!!! LMAO!!!

I only want Mexican furniture

My good God, what is goin on here? I mean, I’m all about racial integration but this is ridiculous. Lmao. I love people sometimes.

Mama can't take it

You know your boxing career has come to an end when your mother comes in the ring to save yo ass:

Damn shame…

Where was Ricky Hatton's mum?

Wanda Sykes clowns the President

Wanda Sykes doin a bit of stand up at the White House Correspondants dinner:

Not as funny as Colbert when he attacked Bush, which was hilarious, but it had it’s moments.

Jadakiss-Hersey collabo

Comedian Spanky Hayes does his Jadakiss impersonation. a-HAAA!

Obama gots jokes

LMAO, Obama getting it in at a banquet:

Swine flu shows it face

Swine flu has been running rampant in Los Angeles for real…

Guy Torre gets it in

John Witherspoon (aka Granddad aka Pops) will be getting roasted May 25th on TV One. Well here are some clips of other people gettin roasted by Guy Torry. Pretty funny stuff. First he gets at actress Kim Whitely:


Then he sets his sights on actor Tommy Davidson: Vicious.

How can HE slap...the F*UCK outta him?

I’d like a chance to reenact this video with: LA Drivers, Politicians, Republicans (twice), most white people, a lot of black people, people that don’t read The Rant but then try to tell me about somethin I already covered, people that abuse Facebook by taking those quizzes, all people that abuse Facebook, and last but not least…Rihanna

A real "soldier boy"

Enjoy your weekend:


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Do the Dame Dash

Usually I share my video with my friends first because some things are just too funny to keep to yourself. But this one, I wanted a universal world premier…

ROFL, this has to be the worst dance ever. I mean, it has nothin to do with Dame Dash or poppin tags! But wait, it gets better! They editing videos now? These hoes got a credits screen? I didn’t want to know their names before, but it actually helps when yelling out the window at them. “Hey Miss Styles, shake that ass bitch!” LMAOOOOO, black people never cease to amaze me. Oh wait oh wait…I wasn’t gonna watch the rest of the video and that woulda been a shame, because then I woulda missed seein the white boy gettin it in!!! That’s why I love Mexicans, they never embarrass themselves like this. Prolly scared that INS will see their video on YouTube.

Kanye likes fishsticks

South Park is at it again, this time questioning Kanye’s gayness. Too funny:

And of course Kanye responds, but whoa stop the tape. Kanye actually says that it’s funny and that he has a long road ahead to make people believe that he’s not a huge douche. Did someone hack into Kanyeezy’s blog? Kanye can take a joke? OF COURSE HE CAN! He’s a genius, lmao. But seriously glad to see Kanye not flip out. He’s startin to understand how to deal with people. You can read his entire blog entry here and to be honest, it’s pretty good. Kanye is growing up. Genius – 1, the people – 200. Hey, it’s a start.

Kanye West - Gay Fish

Official music video! ROFLLLLL.

Man burns himself and I laugh

LMAO, there is justice in the world for stupid actions.

Halle Berry and Ellen dance off

I love Ellen. I think she is the funniest talk show host next to Letterman and Kimmel. But while Dave and Jimmy rely heavily on jokes, Ellen gets INTO her jokes. Like when she went door-to-door with B. Spears last Christmas? Or when she dances with the Obamas? Now she got Halle Berry doin the Halle Berry, rofl too much.

I was gonna say that Ellen put black people back in the shortest amount of time I’ve seen anyone set black people back with the YouTube videos of people dancing. Then she added the white girls on the end. Ahhh thank God for silly white girls tryin to dance on YouTube. I like how Halle tried to act like she ain’t know anythin bout the song or dance…but as soon as Ellen started gettin into it Halle was doin the H-Town Boogie like a PRO. And Ellen is no slouch either, she made up a couple of her own moves that flowed well. Needless to say, I would go dancing with Ellen. And as for watchin Halle work it in heels? O-M-G. Ready to die now.


Update: I just watched the video again. Halle is frontin HARD like she don’t know how to do the dance. She prolly goes to sleep to this song. HALLLE BERRY!

Charlie Murphy interviews Lil' Wayne

LMAO. Wow, don’t really know how to address this except by sayin that if that bitch-made Dave Chappelle had created this skit, I woulda shitted my pants from laughin. Charlie Murphy did a good job but could you imagine how much funnier this woulda been with a real budget?

Kid uses fart machine during meeting

If I can’t be funny, then I’ll find videos that are

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LMAO.



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