Mike Tyson on Jimmy Kimmel

Regardless of how “humble” Tyson has become, he’s still just a scary ass dude. Does the boogie man ever go into retirement and picks flowers? I would like to believe so but then I remember the nightmares he created…It just takes one person to spill a drink on Tyson and say “take that you bitch ass nigga. I’ma go fuck yo moms now!”

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman split

Looks like funny couple Jimmy Kim and Sarah Silverman have split again. I guess they ran outta jokes in bed. Sarah doesn’t really do it for me. Like even if you funny (which she isn’t in my opinion) you still gotta be cute. Olivia Munn is funny and cute. I would wife her up. But I think Jimmy can step his game up a little bit, I mean look at the women David Spade has been with. And that guy looks like a wet rat. Oh well, good luck to the both of them.

Lil' Wayne and Charles Gibson play Scrabble

If you missed it, Lil’ Wayne on Jimmy Kimmel:

Hilarious! Good lookin out Charley G with the law advice, don’t want Wayne sayin somethin on TV and havin it used against him. To all my female southern readers, a guy with diamond teeth can’t be sexy. I mean when I see a girl with braces (hey, the Mexicans be havin them well into and after college, so THEY’RE 18+ and LEGAL!!!) I think to myself, she will not be puttin her mouth near the peen. How is it to kiss a guy with diamonds in his mouth…or have him go down on you? Sounds like some scary shit.

The funny couple is back!

Maybe you care, maybe you don’t. Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel are back together again. Personally, I don’t find her attractive, even when Maxim tried their DAMN HARDEST to make her sexy. It just didn’t work. And Jimmy? Well, he still has his talk show, so he must be doin something right. I thought he woulda bellied up without Adam but I guess now know who the really funny man is. Good luck to them.





























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And here are her Maxim pics: