Mack 10 feat. Lil' Wayne, Rick Ross - So Sharp

Mack 10 is back!!! Ok, not really. I didn’t even listen to the entire video due to time and connection, so hopefully Wayne’s and Ross’ verses are right. Argh, this is painfullll.

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I can’t wait till Ross’ album drops, so that this beef can disappear. I do agree with 50 tho, I don’t even believe the things that come outta Ricky’s mouth anymore. Like did Rick really think that we would believe one of 50’s people offered money to leave 50 alone? HAHAHAHAHA. Rick Ross’ money doesn’t even stretch long enough to put up a real fight against 50. 50 says he doesn’t have an album comin out when in fact he does have one comin soon and he benefits from this beef because it keeps him relevant. I guess makin videos dissin other rappers is easier than goin on tour. Niggas is LAZY these days, smh.

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I have caved in…

See exactly why I don’t fuck with ‘The Boss’? Who makes a response that is 8 minutes long? I didn’t even watch it all, I just kept skippin forward to see if he would switch it up. He in the staircase of a building. Like how is that funny or baller? How is that ‘Boss’? All he says is ‘munn-key’ this and ‘munn-key’ that. Super lame. He needs to hire a cartoonist from the New York Post and make some real monkey jokes. And say what you want about the Vitamin Water but that deal has to be one of the best moves any black man has made since…I don’t know, someone help me here. Pepsi buying out the company put like $150 milli in 50’s pockets not to mention the other revenue he gets by havin his name on the drink. That’s ‘Boss’.

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50 needs to just give up rap and stick to makin silly videos. This one isn’t as funny as the other, but still gets at Officer Ricccckkkkkkkkkkkky. And the reason I haven’t really shown any of Rick Ross’ responses is because they mad weak. Callin 50 a “munn-key” and stuff, not really funny or note worthy. So step it up Officer Ricccckkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyy.

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Damn, 50 gets 'em again. This time he adds Chris Brown to the mix, lol.

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50 is my favorite rapper/comedian for the ’09. Rick Ross should go on air and apologize while he still has a career left.

This video is in response to Foxy Brown tellin the media that 50 had 24 hours to retract the rap from “Try Me”: “The cop fucked a Fox, sucker cummed on a bimbo/Fagot must've thought he'd knocked me out like Kimbo. But gonorrhea lips breath stronger than indo / Fat fuck playin Wii Fit Nintendo.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Isn’t our President Black? Can he pass a bill to end this foolishness? Increase taxes on battle raps!!!

Rick Ross knew his baby mama was snitching

Ok, so it appears that Officer Ricky knew that his baby mama was gonna go see 50 because he called Miss Info on Hot 97 to chat with her about it. Listen here:

Even if he knew that she was gonna see 50…he MIGHT have had a presumption that she would say a little dirt about him. But I don’t think Rick Ross knew the full extent of what was gonna go down. 50 plans on publishin a book the same day as Rick’s album drops. How GRIMY is that? I mean, that’s clearly gonna take some sales away…I know I’d rather read the book than listen to Ricky’s newest album about pushin coke and blah blah blah. Then again, I can’t read. Butt u all ready new ths.

50 brings in the mamas

Yesterday I talked about the king of beef, Mr. Burger King himself 50 Cent, and his recent battles. This video proves why you don’t go up against a nigga like 50. He’s like me when it comes to war, completely destroy the enemy. There is nothin Officer Ricky can do besides accept and respect the giant that 50 is.

The nigga took Rick Ross’ baby mama and friend shoppin!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA. That’s a beast. Such a slap in the face. You can’t keep up with Fif, he’s a heartless monster lol.

Officer Fiftyyyy

I love the fact that 50 still sticks to what makes him good (ish) and that’s beefin. Fuck tryin to be a real artist, just talk shit about anybody you don’t like. I really need him to be a guest editor for the site. The next set of targets are Officer Rickyyyy Ross, Lil’ Wayne, and DJ Khaled. The song “Try Me” isn’t one of his best diss tracks, but it’s still funny to hear him talk shit at the end. Signature 50. He has another song where he talks about Oprah, which is funny too (“Play This On The Radio”). While I HIGHLY doubt he’ll end Oprah’s career (she’d prolly get him shot 9 more times before that happens), I fear for Rick Ross who is already on thin ice with the whole Correctional Officer fiasco. And big people on thin ice don’t mix.

I know the real hamburglar...

Rick Ross’ first video. Before he was sellin’ coke, he was drink coke!

Gotta catch 'em all!!

Ugh, Napa. I couldn’t even be at the Marriot with the Raiders and front like I’m 3^rd string towel boy. Towel boys get pussy too…they just have to clean it up first, lmao. I wonder about myself sometimes, like why do I think like this? It can’t be healthy.

So, it’s time I addressed somethin that I’ve been holdin my tongue about for the longest time. It’s because I actually have friends that do this, and readin The Rant is always funny till it’s about you, lol. So if you take offense….fuck you, lol. Movin on. I don’t like when people treat Facebook like its MySpace. The first offense: topless photos. And I wouldn’t complain about this offense if it wasn’t for the fact that the only people on Facebook with their shirts off are guys. Girls don’t even make their day at the beach their profile pic. I’m tired of lookin at status updates and seein a dude with no shirt on. Nigga, this ain’t no bodybuilding site. This isn’t match.com or Adult Friend Finder! Even on matchmaking sites, the topless photo is usually the locked photo. What the fuck are doin makin it your profile pic? The worse is when these skinny niggas be doin it. Another offense: collecting friends. I understand this is a social networking site and that you are suppose to meet different people of different backgrounds. But tooooo many people click on the ‘add as friend’ link without knowing how to properly maintain contacts. Personally, I’d rather have friends only and use LinkedIn or MySpace to network. But let’s say you’re one of the types of people to use Facebook to “network”, then properly learn how to maintain your contacts. Meaning, you don’t contact someone only when you need somethin from them (which is actually better than most people who don’t speak to you again after you click ‘accept’). I am slowly but surely gettin rid of friends that think I’ma baseball card. Another offense: More applications than they know what to do with. Thank goodness that the new Facebook has changed the layout so that it looks cleaner, but I seriously didn’t know what Wall to write on when people had their Wall, Fun Wall, Super Wall, Advanced Wall, Super Fun Advanced Wall, etc. Pages got real ugly, real fast. I have other annoyances but I’ll limit it to these top three. Maybe I’ll post the others ones up as they become more bothersome. These boys took that topless Facebook shit to a whole new level of gayness.

I think we figured out why Hayden Panettiere is dating a child molester (not really, but I still think he’s a tad bit old). She has daddy issues (duh, shoulda seen this comin right?) It appears her pops was arrested for abusing his wife. According to police reports, he struck the women three times with an open hand. It was discovered later that he was watchin the trailer for Street Fighter IV and got excited. Lol, that nigga E. Honda’d her ass. But seriously, domestic violent isn’t a laughing matter. Neither is child molestation. So they should seek counseling, fast. Then hopefully I can get with her tight ass.

So I kinda ran outta things to rant about so I’ma talk about black celebrities. This past weekend was the Ozone Awards. For my Caucasian readers, the Ozone Awards isn’t an event where we recognize blacks for their contribution to saving the environment. No, it’s a place where niggas can act like niggas. Just like the Vibe awards, lol. Mike Jones (who? Exactly) got punched in the face by another nobody from Houston. Rick Ross, yea the cop, and his crew got into a fight with DJ Vlad and his crew.

It appears white people aren’t the only people that do some sick shit. Police have arrested the person responsible for the death of a woman at Lil’ Kim’s birthday party this past weekend, who was a club employee and targeted the woman because she was drunk. He promised her VIP access, but he instead took her to the roof where he tried to rape or rob her (cops aren’t sure) and when he failed, he killed her with a lead pipe in the Study. Sorry, I thought we were playin Clue. Seriously tho, that’s fucked up. Where were her girlfriends at? Isn’t that why ya’ll roll in packs?

This is what you look like when you are no longer a Nigga On the Run Eating, and just a nigga eating:









Yes, that is Capone-N-Noreaga
Representin MV, Martha’s Vineyard!




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The houseparty

Happy Monday residents!! I had a good weekend. Had some good food, saw girls get wet, then saw them get drunk, then I pulled a Shia LaBeouf. Then I vowed never to do it again (and I really can’t because no car means no work which means I gotta this blogging shit for a living). Then I watched The Dark Knight again and gave verbal (well, more like typed) thrashings on various blog sites that tried to poke holes in the movie. Then I had more great food. Now it’s Monday and I worked from home…..again, lol.

Remember when I used to trash Britney Spears and say she was dun-dun-d-dun? I stand corrected. She has actually picked herself up from rock bottom and acts decent and looks decent too! I really thought she would die or be committed forever. But even if I didn’t have faith in her comeback, I woulda still hit it (for the money), and that offer still stands (straight up) so Brit babe, holla at me.

Well well welll, it looks like we have another exposed rapper in our mist. Rick Ross, the Boss. More like Boss Man (for my WWF, well WWE but when he wrestled it was…o forget it, for my wrestling fans). It appears that Mr. Ricky Ross, known to his mother as William Roberts, used to work as a prision guard for the Florida Department of Corrections . He took this job after graduating high school. Really Rick? Nah fuck that, you don’t deserve that name. Really William? Like, you and A-Korny need to beat it. It’s one thing to have a clean past (we know how record labels create “thug” rappers) but when you busted, you busted. Don’t try denyin that shit, cuz that really makes you look suspect. Just accept the fact that The Somking Gun revoked your hood pass and keep it movin.

Looks like your favorite blogger is running for President too!! I figured, with 2 black people running, it would increase our chances of victory!!!!!

So while my wife to be was banging (ugh, I just threw up in my mouth thinkin about it) ole’ frenchie. I set my sites on another hot Spanish chick name Sofia Vergara. Now there is a new Vergara in town. Star of the Venezuelan version of Desperate Housewives – Gabriela Vergara. You don’t need to know Spanish to describe her….biting your knuckles till it bleeds is universally spoken by men around the world. Here are more photos of my mistress.






I will start cappin off my blogs with random videos I’ve posted on FB before, but still find hilarious enough to watch again. So first up – my Korean roommate age 5:


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