Chris Brown isn't everyone's favorite

Speakin of smashin…looks like this girl wants to smash Chris’ face in:

The best part is the end when the random dude gets in her face and screams “Slap that bitch up!!!” What happens after that??? I wanna knoooooow! Lol.

Obama is an educated black man...Public Enemy #1

So the big news last week was President Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. And of course the Obama haters decried the award and said he didn’t deserve it and all this hateful stuff. If Obama healed the sick by touching them, people would complain he is disrupting natural selection. If he could bless contaminated water and make it drinkable, people would complain that he is changing the ecosystem and that the animals that depend on that bad water are more important than the people who could drink the good water. No matter what Obama does, people complain. They really want to see him fail. It’s pathetic. It’s only in America can you show such disdain for a leader who hasn’t really fucked up. They fault him not doin anything, they fault him for doing somethin. What the fuck is the man supposed to do? Everything he does and doesn’t do is a problem for people. A guy who has been at a job for about 10 months has been placed under the highest scrutiny. He shoulda just got a CEO job at a bank and collect the $50+ million retirement package instead. I don’t know anyone with their regular day-to-day job that is put under this amount of pressure in their first 10 months. If they were I’m pretty sure they’d be fired by now. “Yes, our company is on the brink of collapse, we are in debt, and our employees are divided due to multiple issues including health. Our competitors are making gains on us, the world doesn’t trust us, but we expect you to hit the ground running and turn all this around before the year ends. Thanks.” You people are stupid. Anyways, I personally don’t believe he deserves the award…it’s just too soon. Nominations were in by February 1st and he had only been President for 12 days. I guess the nominators HOPEd that Obama’s promises of hope would actually happen. I think it’s a silly gesture. But even though I don’t think he deserved the award I don’t think that it warrants hateful discussion (or any real discussion, the point of my post is about how people want Obama to fail) about it. Calling the Peace Prize a joke or sayin that Obama has been totally useless is the shit we don’t need right now. I really would have liked for him to win it 8 years down the road so that during his acceptance speech he can give a shout out to all you haters. Maybe he’ll throw in “suck it” or “now ya’ll can sit on my dick and spin” in his message.

Fired because wife is porn star

So let me get this right. The logic used by the town is “your wife is a whore, so you can’t do your job”? What is wrong with people? I totally agree that it makes this town look more backwards and doesn’t make them any more family friendly than before. Matter of fact, I wouldn’t want to raise my kids around such close minded individuals. When are people gonna grow up and accept others for who they are? We’ll have a Taliban President before that happens.

Gov. Sanford will soon have more time for steamy emails

Ain’t this some bullshit. It appears that some Republicans are callin for the resignation of Gov. Sanford in light of his affair with a Latttttttttttina. I don’t understand why. I mean they tryin to say that the drama that will come from this affair will distract him from his duties. What drama? His wife already claimed she knew about it and they are workin out their issues. Since when did gettin extra pussy fuck up someone’s job performance? Hell, he’ll prolly do a better job now that he doesn’t have to hide his transgressions. I wish I got some extra pussy everyday…I would write the best blog posts known to man. I mean, I’m already the Michael Phelps of this bloggin shit and that’s without additional puntang. More sex for me is like steroids to Alex Rodriguez…keep it comin (pun intended). No, I’m pretty sure the Republicans have a different agenda for wanting Sanford removed. Who need enemies when you have friends like those?

I-Witness

I told you that I wanted to have different segments to my show. First it was You Can’t Be Tough in which I break down things people do and explain why your image is softer than a drawing on some Charmin’s toilet paper. Today I wanna introduce the Watchful Eye. Basically I call out anyone in a candid picture or video. Today on the Watchful Eye we have two women who are CLEARLY hatin on Terri Hatcher. The chesty one prolly said “Look at this skinny bitch. She wasn’t shit after Lois and Clark. Doin RadioShack commercials and shit. Now she’s a “star” on ABC and thinks her shit don’t stink. Punk ass bitch, I’d whup her ass.” And the one with the glasses is like “yea, punk ass bitch.”