Wild Wedding a YouTube hit...why?

Is this really news? If it wasn’t for that reporter’s sweet British accent, I wouldn’t have posted this. Ok, the dance was pretty amazing for white people…but who cares? Black people celebrate and it’s called bein foolish, white people celebrate and they get millions of hits on YouTube. Did I have to make this race related? Maybe not, but I’m feelin like Gates right now. I’ma pull the damn card. I mean first of all, who dances to a song by a person that beat up his girlfriend? Is that really the proper tone to set for a marriage? Chris Brown, Tina Turner, even the Jackson 5 aren’t gonna make it to the wedding playlist. Matter of fact, if the singer was married and divorced they aren’t getting played either. So no Usher. Side note, Chris Brown’s Forever is (or was for the past week) number one download on iTunes. So quickly how we forgive and forget…idiots.

Do the Dame Dash

Usually I share my video with my friends first because some things are just too funny to keep to yourself. But this one, I wanted a universal world premier…

ROFL, this has to be the worst dance ever. I mean, it has nothin to do with Dame Dash or poppin tags! But wait, it gets better! They editing videos now? These hoes got a credits screen? I didn’t want to know their names before, but it actually helps when yelling out the window at them. “Hey Miss Styles, shake that ass bitch!” LMAOOOOO, black people never cease to amaze me. Oh wait oh wait…I wasn’t gonna watch the rest of the video and that woulda been a shame, because then I woulda missed seein the white boy gettin it in!!! That’s why I love Mexicans, they never embarrass themselves like this. Prolly scared that INS will see their video on YouTube.