Christina Hendricks looks fantas-tit!!

Christina Hendricks just married off those boobs. Can you spell JEALOUSY!!!! Damn that’s a lucky dude to call those pillows home on a nightly basis.

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

Wild Wedding a YouTube hit...why?

Is this really news? If it wasn’t for that reporter’s sweet British accent, I wouldn’t have posted this. Ok, the dance was pretty amazing for white people…but who cares? Black people celebrate and it’s called bein foolish, white people celebrate and they get millions of hits on YouTube. Did I have to make this race related? Maybe not, but I’m feelin like Gates right now. I’ma pull the damn card. I mean first of all, who dances to a song by a person that beat up his girlfriend? Is that really the proper tone to set for a marriage? Chris Brown, Tina Turner, even the Jackson 5 aren’t gonna make it to the wedding playlist. Matter of fact, if the singer was married and divorced they aren’t getting played either. So no Usher. Side note, Chris Brown’s Forever is (or was for the past week) number one download on iTunes. So quickly how we forgive and forget…idiots.

A Dream come true for Christina Milian

Congrats to The Dream and Christina Milian on their engagement. I guess after a couple months of dating they feel like they are perfect for each other. Or some shit like that. Since Milian has dyed her hair blonde and has been unsuccessful in life, my penis doesn’t really salute her like it used to so I don’t really feel any loss with her marriage.

Grooms dies on the way to wedding...

Ugh, that’s just disgusting. Why does the person that fuck up always kill the innocent but the fuck up always lives? I mean, I understand it has to do with the shock the innocent are goin through, but fuck man. The idiot was in a convertible, why didn’t it spit him out!!! That’s why I train with cats and mongooses to keep my reflexes sharp. Ain’t no head on collision gonna take me out. I’ma die from somethin slow…like sleepin with a grandma with STDs, ain’t nothing slower than that.