Usher takes back his mean words

Usher recently issued an apology for some comments he made about Chris Brown and his situation:
"The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved."

He knew why Jermaine Dupri was recording and he knew it was gonna go public. I think he doesn’t like Chris Brown takin his shine and decided to speak on Chris. I’ma Usher fan over CB…Usher is CB’s father. But I think it was a little distasteful for Usher to come out his face like that. Makes me think he doesn’t think too highly of CB. They’ve never done a song together so I’m thinkin he didn’t like him before the Rihanna issue. Then again, he does seem a little tipsy…blame it on the ah ah ah – you know the rest. The video in question is below:

Obama goes hard....

Come one, come all to the grandest show in town!!!

Now we have a serious problem here. Before he used to just say “DJ Khaled. We The Best”. Then it became “We the best, who??? WE NIGGA!!!”. Then on random tracks he would say a variety of things, but basically talkin shit. NOW, the muthafucka has taken it tooooo far. On the latest single, “Go Hard” feat T-ye (Kanye is using that T-Pain shit again) from his upcoming album, this muthafucka says: “I do it for the hood, because the hood said I should. If they hatin on you don’t stress, tell them niggas that we the best. Fuck the best, we run this game. Kanye West, Khaled and Pain!” Know what happens when a producer tries to rap? Timberland & Mr. Magoo? Jermaine Dupri? Swizz Beatz? Yung Berg? Rocko the Don? Now imagine when a DJ tries to rap….if his next album is just him over The Runners, I will fly down to Florida and shoot him in the face at point blank with a shirt cannon.

Obama formally accepted his nomination tonite and gave a great speech. I thought it was a great speech, but like I said before he coulda talked about providing coloring books for the elderly and gettin our energy from used diapers and I would still vote for him. I will prolly watch McCain’s speech just to see how far he can distance himself from Bush without disowning the Republican Party. That’s gonna be very interesting. Who woulda thought that a man with “Hussein” in his name would be running for president? Granted, no part of his name has made this a walk in the park, and actually makes him an easier target:

I wonder how far O’Brian and Letterman will take their jokes.

J. Lo has shown her endorsement for Obama today by showin up for a luncheon for the DNC (lookin like a Puerto Rican first lady with a FAT ass lol), who makes music a lot better than Daddy Yankee. Yea, she can be a diva and have outlandish demands, but that fits with Obama’s diva like demands for Universal Health Care (ooo, just cuz I fuck with a person doesn’t mean I always agree with them). But like I said, it’s better than havin someone whose hit song is “Gasolina” (no, I’m not gonna point out the irony, you big boys and girls can do it. It wasn’t a fuckin coincidence. McCain knew exactly why he chose Yankee over Pitbull lol.)

I love the people that McCain has in his corner. CNN does this commentary where they have guests write articles on behalf of the candidate they are endorsing. One of McCain’s SENIOR advisors, Carly Fiorina, wrote about how McCain’s plan will jumpstart the economy and create millions of jobs. I was gonna read the article till I read that she was CEO of Hewlett-Packard during the merger with Compaq. This is the same bitch that cause a profitable company to lose money in the market and LAYOFF thousands of workers. Yea, she worked for AT&T and was instrumental in Lucent going public and Forbes once called her one of the top most powerful women in America but you know what? You’re only as good as your last job. And her last job almost crippled a great standing company. This says to me, when the going gets tough Carly lays off folk. She doesn’t cut back spending. She doesn’t try to reinvent and stir up revenue. She just cuts the “slack” which happen to be the working class of America. I mean, she's on her second marriage which also says to me, she has poor judgement (doesn't matter why she got divorced, it's still poor judgement). Vote McCain, because she is who he’ll be getting advice from…fuckin idiots.

Here we go again, another Jesus sighting. This time on the wings of a moth. I mean, seriously man? That image looks like any Joe schmoe. It looks like the mechanic that “fixed” my car but the check engine light is still on. It looks like the cook at the restaurant who put onions on my burger after I requested no onions. I’m not gonna lie tho, I do get jealous of the instant publicity people get with these “Jesus” sightings. I think I’ma organize the words on my blog so that they form Jesus’ face, or better yet, I’ma vacuum my carpet so that it looks like Jesus. Then I’ll tape it off till reporters show up.


New meanin to slap boxing:







I’ma tell you like George Bush told me: “Fuck you, I’m outta here!”
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Livin' in the hood

So make sure you tell your friends (all 2 of them) to tell a friend, because the more readers I have, the more people will click on a link and make me money. And how does this benefit you? Well all the proceeds go to the "Help The Tenant Move Into A Mansion Foundation". One the goal amount is reached, there will be a big yacht party and all of you will be invited!!! Not all of you will be allowed to come on the boat and for those that do make it, please expect to be robbed by pirates that I hired lol. So I noticed that I tend to focus my commentary on non-black celebrities even though I am African-AMerican. Well the reason being is blacks make it too easy/boring to rant on. When aren't we doin somethin dumb? Let me show you how easy it is when I just talk about blacks:

Wesley Snipes has released The Art of War 2 straight to DVD. Don’t pass Go, don’t collect $200. Lol, that joke is ironic because while I was referring to how this movie prolly didn’t get the green light from a lot of studios and won’t collect any money, that nigga really is goin to jail. Wes, Uncle Sam has nightmares about black and brown people makin money…why would you think he would allow you to STEAL money from him? Pay your taxes and Uncle Sam will stay under you bed like a good boogie monster.

T.I. is beefin with Shawty LO over who is from ATL and who isn’t (it’s really who is from Bankhead and who isn’t, but it’s the same shit to me). We nit picking like that now? A security guard was shot at Jermaine Dupri’s club this past weekend. Cam’ron sold Juelz’s contract to Def Jam. Max B was shot at during his performance but couldn’t see the shooter because he had his shades on. SMH. Either we beefin with words or we beefin with bullets. And that’s not really fun to rant about. And I ain’t really a sports person, so I don’t really talk about athletes. And we barely see black people on the big screen, so it’s not like the paparazzi are following their every move. So while black people are very entertaining, black celebrities aren’t (more irony for yo ass).

Wait this just in…Morgan Freeman was in a severe car accident in which his vehicle rolled over multiple times. He was listed in serious condition when he arrived at the hospital but seems to be in better spirits now. He has a broken hand, arm, and had shoulder damage. He had surgery to reconnect nerves and repair damage to his left arm and hand. Didn’t he just do a movie with Jack Nicolson? The Bucket List which was basically of things to do before they died? “Flip car over multiple times? Check” From what I heard, he was tryin to negotiate a bigger payment for the next Batman move by doin his own stunts in the movie, lol. But seriously, glad he’s ok. I can’t wait to see him play God again in another Almighty movie (I’m thinkin Kane Almighty, hm hm no takers? How bout Judas Almighty? Nah Kane has a better ring to it lol). Side note: peep the bling in Morgan’s ears. Dammmmn old man got his SHINE on lol.

Tomorrow I’ll resume rantin about white celebrities and leave the colored folk for the real news lol.

But seriously this is how easy we make it:

The Rant Is Due Muthafucka!!!

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