Crazy Republican cheats on wife, and brags about it while mic is hot

Any Republican that talks about family values is havin an affair. Any man in power is prolly havin an affair because his power allows him to do so. That’s why I have to quit the blog before I get married…then again I’ll prolly end up marryin a woman who knows the deal and will let me cheat. This story is kinda crazy, I mean he’s 54 and the women are in their 30s CHEATING on their husbands. Like it would be one thing if he was pullin single bitches. But he’s pullin married ones. I’m never gonna get married. You just can’t trust women. They see that money or that power or that means to move up in life, and they fuck for it. Not all women, just the go getters. So maybe I’ll just marry a loser lol.

Crazy Republicans heckle the President

LMAO, I love it. You know when someone is talkin and you don’t believe them so you cough out “bullshit”? That’s EXACTLY what Rep. Joe Wilson did. Except he didn’t cough loud enough. I thought the speech was good, Obama made some keys points. However, I’m more of a doer rather than talker. This means that Obama’s plan needs to go into action and garnish positive results before I stand up and applaud after every key point he makes. Seriously, those people were up and down, up and down. I woulda been annoyed like “yo, sit ya’ll asses down till he finished.” I do wish that people would cheer like that when I enter a room. I might have like a motion activated sound system so that every time I walk into my bedroom, the sounds of cheering and applauding go off. Matter of fact, it would yell first “Ladies and Gentleman…THE MANDINGO WARRIORRRRRRRRR!!!” lmao. Imagine bringin a girl home to that…priceless.

Sarah Palin quits her job during a Recession

There's some big news this weekend in politics. Sarah Palin has decided to step down as governor of Alaska and decided to become a “community organizer.” She’s been quoted as sayin “If it worked for a black man, it has to work for a hot MILF as myself.” Seriously tho, what the hell is wrong with this woman? I told her we could keep our interracial baby a secret…she did it with Bristol’s baby for so long so she should be used to keepin things on the low. Well a lot of the harsh reaction has come from the negative party, I mean, the Republican Party. They are confused and call this a misstep. Palin has even been branded to be a “quitter” and that’s not an adjective I’d like to use when describing a future President. In the midst of an economic crisis, she shows what’s she made of by ditching her duties? If she thinks being in office would have made her a lame duck, when she runs in 2012 she’ll be a sittin duck. First thing people are going to knock is her quittin early. Everyone is gonna run with it. She has to go Mother Teresa with it for the next 3 years if she wants to have a chance. Adopt some kids, join the UN, basically become Angelina Jolie’s doppelganger. I mean seriously, to all you Republicans who thought she was a good choice: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKIN??? If McCain won, SHE WOULD BE VP! If McCain died (and it has been a hot summer), she would be President. Could you imagine her taking on the crisis in Iran or dealin with N. Korea? You people are beyond stupid at times. Seriously. She posted a note on Facebook which you can read here and just look at how many people liked it and commented. Granted 9,000 votes won’t win the election, I still find that to be absurdly a lot of people.  Anyways, no word on what Palin’s next move is. Maybe she’ll just retire to the shadows and watch Russia on her back porch. Yeah, fat chance…

Gov. Sanford will soon have more time for steamy emails

Ain’t this some bullshit. It appears that some Republicans are callin for the resignation of Gov. Sanford in light of his affair with a Latttttttttttina. I don’t understand why. I mean they tryin to say that the drama that will come from this affair will distract him from his duties. What drama? His wife already claimed she knew about it and they are workin out their issues. Since when did gettin extra pussy fuck up someone’s job performance? Hell, he’ll prolly do a better job now that he doesn’t have to hide his transgressions. I wish I got some extra pussy everyday…I would write the best blog posts known to man. I mean, I’m already the Michael Phelps of this bloggin shit and that’s without additional puntang. More sex for me is like steroids to Alex Rodriguez…keep it comin (pun intended). No, I’m pretty sure the Republicans have a different agenda for wanting Sanford removed. Who need enemies when you have friends like those?

Gov. Sanford has that rain forest fever

Another Republican bites the dust.

Is it a requirement for members of the government to have affairs? I seriously shoulda gotten into politics. Anyways South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford took a secret trip to Argentina to meet with his lover but his staff told everyone that he was hiking. See even the white man can’t deny a Latina…at least I’m hopin that’s who he’d cheat on his wife with. One thing that makes this sweet for me is that fact that Republicans are supposed to be the “moral” ones of the two parties. The more conservative bunch. But would you actually believe that they are human too? And that they make mistakes? Yet they feel it’s there right to be the “judge” of the human race and decided what’s right and wrong. These damn Republicans are just closet Democrats but just don’t know it.

Republicans think Obama needs to be President of the World

People like Bill Bennett are who ruined our country to begin with. NO WE SHOULDN’T BE IN IRAN MARCHING WITH THEM! NO WE SHOULDN’T BE SUPPLYING GUNS AND STAGING A COUP! This is somethin that the Iranians are gonna have to work out on their own. If we go in there and start protestin, then Ahmadinejad gets taken out, everyone will say it was the U.S. doing. If we sit back and let him get taken out, then democracy (if that’s what you wanna call it) won the battle. I like how some Republicans want the Supreme Leader to void the elections and have a new one. Where were ya‘ll at when Bush stole the 2000 elections? Everyone demanded a recount but nobody stepped up to do it. As long as there is power involved, there will always be corruption. The (new blood) Iranians are learnin that now and hopefully will figure out a way to combat it when the next elections occur.

John's are the clients of working girls

You’re not a star in the Republican party until you’ve had an affair. Well I guess that’s why Nevada’s Sen. John (are all white politicians named John?) Ensign has thrown his name in the hat. It appears that he had an affair from December 2007 through August 2008 with a woman who worked in his office. And he was friends with her husband…lol. “Hey there, I plan on running for President in the future. Can I borrow you wife for about 6 months? You’ll be compensated properly.” Politicians. Anyways, his wife forgives him (don’t they usually?) and all is right again with the GOP. Does GOP stand for “getting other pussy”? If so, that is a party I can align myself with. Sick of my wife’s naggin and saggy breasts. I wish I could fuck every girl in the world!

Pass The A1

LMAO. Get him Arnold. Glad to see this infighting won’t cease anytime soon. I think the Republicans are onto somethin. When you wanna improve the ratings for a reality show, what do you do? INCREASE THE DRAMA!!! It worked for Jon & Kate who had about 9 million viewers (the most ever) for the season premier last night. And look, I keep talkin bout the Republicans even though they LOST! I’m just fallin into their trap. Maybe I’ll just stop talkin bout the Republicans and they’ll just…disappear!

The GOP division

The Republicans are still at it. I understand that they need to rebuild and become a force once again in D.C. but is this really the right time for it? Can’t they do this shit behind the curtains? Why is it that the only time I hear about Republicans it’s about their conflicts. Whether it is internal conflicts with themselves or external with Obama, one thing is for sure is that it's not constructive. The Republicans are a bunch of old grumpy people that need to retire to the Keys in Miami and crash their Lincolns and Cadillacs into people because they can’t see over the huge steering wheel. I don’t know why Powell just doesn’t become a registered Democrat. That’s what other able minded Republicans have done. Now with him still claiming GOP while have voted for Obama, the case that it was about race stands strong. If anythin just become Independent or somethin and stop being in limbo. Disgusting Republicans.

Pass The A1

Limbaugh and Powell are startin to take jabs at each other. Limbaugh has called Powell out sayin that he voted for Obama strictly based on race, while Powell has responded that Limbaugh is a circus clown (not in those words but sends the same message). I’m assumin that this kinda shit goes on in politics all the time; in party fightin and disagreements. That’s with any group of people. And I’m pretty sure the media is doin it’s job to hype it up because that’s what the liberal media does: bash conservatives. My question to the Republicans is: why be so vocal about your beefs? You’re party is falling apart…quickly. The last thing you need is the media fanning the flames. You don’t need to lose anymore high profile people as is. Limbaugh tellin Powell to switch over to the Democrats is beyond stupid in my opinion. What’s even more stupid to me is how the Republicans are against expanding their views. Is it really not possible to be conservative but live in a modern world? Does being conservative mean being “old school”? I’m pretty sure the GOP is gonna split into two factions: the old school crackas who will be set in their ways and will rob, kill, maim, and destroy anyone that gets in their way on regaining power. The other will be the new ‘old school’ which will be the group that will actually try to make the world a better place. I’m still rooting for the Dems lol.

Specter thinks GOP should be worried

As many of you should know by now Gov. Arlen Specter switched from the Republican Party to the Democrat party. I really didn’t talk much about it because at the time I couldn’t think of anything worth mentioning. Granted Gov. Specter is a LONG time Republican that was respected on both sides (now just the Democratic side), so it’s not like any old Republican is jumpin ship. He was more like the first mate; been on the ship forever but was never made captain. And it makes me wonder, how BAD of a taste did the last administration leave in everyone’s mouth? I mean people were droppin left and right from the Republican camp. The most notable was Ret. General Powell. When he (unofficially) switched camps and said he was voting for Obama, that was kinda a big crack in the dam. But there have been other fissures before, such as former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld when he stepped down from his position. It may not seem like a big deal, but if you look at how many people had to step down durin the last administration, it’s kinda worrisome. Are the Republican agendas becomin too much for their followers to swallow? Are they startin to realize the Kool-Aid they drink has no sugar? Another thing I’d like to point out is how DELIGHTED some Republicans are at the bad vetting job Obama has done with the people he nominates for positions. Granted most of his nominees had some kinda tax evasion hang up or some other stupid reason to decline. But you know what? The last administration hired people that were TREMENDOUS fuck ups. I wish some of the people that were hired during the last 8 years had came forward and were like ‘no, I can’t take this job due to xyz.” Who knows how much better off this country woulda been

Republicans are just moon walking

Finallllllllllllly the Republican’ts have come back with a budget proposal of their own to counter Obama’s. They say that it will do a “better job”. So what does this new plan call for? I don’t know, stay tune next week when they actually have NUMBERS in their plan. For fuckin sake, why do they embarrass themselves like this?

The Punjab of Louisiana

I figured it out! These Republicans are soooo sneaky sometimes. Just because America has accepted “Slumdog Millionaire” as one of the best movies of 2008, they figure we’d accept our very own slumdog! “Bobby” Jindal is the governor of Louisiana and he doesn’t want any Federal Aid from the stimulus package due to the unforeseen repercussions it could have down the road. Whoa whoa whoa. Unforeseen repercussions? How bout the FORESEEN repercussions of NOT taking it? Louisiana isn’t really the hotbed of America right now. Nobody is givin up their jobs to move down there for some Gumbo and nice tits every February/March. I mean the music may be great, but it ain’t THAT great. This is why I love Republicans…they just make it easy for me to do my job. Look at this irony…when we had a Republican president, he wouldn’t send any aid down there. Now they got a Republican governor and he won’t accept any aid. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I suggest the people of Louisiana…wait a second. How did Jindal get appointed? If he was voted in, well I guess the citizens get what they voted for. Republicans don’t care for the poor because most of them haven’t been poor in a long time…if ever.

The real reason not to accept help

Let me find out that these south Republican governors don’t want the money so that their citizens can suffer to the point that they either kill themselves or the governors can spin it and make Obama look like the bad guy. Either way, they’ll keep their red states red. I see right through you lames and I hope your people do too! I hear that a lot of mayors under these Republican idiots don’t agree and want to find out if there is a way for them to skip the middle man and still get some Federal help. See mayors have to look their people in the eyes every day, so it’s harder for them to pass on helpin them out. These Republican governors? They live in a nice mansion away from the pesky commoners.

Republicans or the new United Nations?

If I said it once, I’ll say it again: White people just don’t get it. And it’s not just white people that continue to make the same mistakes. African American women still mess around with African American guys and then wonder why they are alone when the baby pops out, owwwwww. I took it there. But seriously, do the Republicans really think that a Punjab is the face of America? Are they just gonna keep throwin minority after minority into our faces to show the “new” demographic of the Republican base? Did they fail to see how it didn’t work with Sarah Palin and how it didn’t work with that new house nigger they put up on the pedestal? IT’S NOT THE PEOPLE, IT’S YOUR IDEALS MORONS! Who’s next? They already had a Mexican…hmm, a Chinese person perhaps? When they have a pro choice lesbian, then maybe I’ll start to think they are headin in the right direction. Until then, it’s the same shit different color.

Republican have no clue what to do with the economy

These white politicians, I tell ya. How he gonna say the stimulus won’t work, but instead of givin a plan of action he continues to harp on why it won’t work? That’s because them numb skulls don’t have any ideas. It was their idiocy that got us in this mess to begin with. Now I’m all about a free market where greed is above everythin, but when you have everyone being greedy all the time you end up in a mess like this. Nobody gets regulated so everyone does what they can to make more than last year, even if it does come at the expense of others. Anyways, that’s another rant; I’m targetin this moron here. Then when it comes to fixing the economy, he is on some “destroy and rebuild” type shit. Whoa. You are gonna have thousands upon thousands of unemployed do what? Collect unemployment checks? Which is THE WORST FUCKING IDEA, because if you gonna cut them a check at least let them contribute to society. No, we don’t want to provide projects to help stimulate the economy. The nerve of Mark (I ain’t even gonna address him as Governor because he’s below that) to act apathetic when they discussed how the textile industry shut down in his state. Like shit happens. I hope he doesn’t plan on runnin for re-election. Then he tries to blame the Federal government on the handling of Katrina victims. Well since the administration at the time of the event didn’t care about poor black people, it’s no surprise they weren’t helped. I kinda have a feelin that this new President cares a LITTLE bit more about black people.

Senate fixes stimulus bill

What the hell do the Dems tryin to pull? Thank goodness for the Republicans eh? The Republican Senators have ironed out a bit of the details in the new stimulus bill. They have trimmed any of the provisions that didn’t result in job creations. But here is a list of some of the things removed:
• A $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion pictures

• $650 million for the digital television (DTV) converter box coupon program

• $248 million for furniture at the new Department of Homeland Security headquarters

• $600 million to buy hybrid vehicles for federal employees

• $1 billion for the 2010 Census
I mean, all these things are cool but not for right now. New furniture? $1 billion for a census? I’ll do that census for $750 million. I’ll go house to house for a full year. Matter of fact, I’ll even hire people from each 50 state to help me out. Pay them about 2 milli a piece. Who woulda thought the Republicans would be keepin our pockets inline…

Cracker the magical noose

White Republicans still don’t get it…you can’t be a racist and make racist jokes and think everyone will take it as a joke. When I make racist jokes, they funny because I’m racist by occupation. They racist by nature. “Barack the Magic Negro” is funny if I recorded the song, or Chris Rock recorded the song or if the late George Carlin (RIP) recorded the song. Why? Because we are funny racists. It takes a lot to be funny and even more to be a funny racist. A funny racist Republican can not exist. It can’t. It defies the laws of physics. In physics gravity pulls things towards the ground. That’s why if you place a brick on wet tissue, it falls through. A funny racist Republican can not exist because the world would implode.

An Elephant never forgets...or moves on.

You’d think after the…ahh, I can’t think of a proper word to use. I need a thesaurus. Ass kicking? No. Land slide victory? No. Thorough beating? Forget it. The RNC is back to their mud slingin ways again. This time they created an ad campaign linkin Obama to current (soon to be former) Gov. of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich. McCain has already told the RNC to stop running the ads. It’s like Obama already won guys. What the hell are you doin? Nobody is gonna remember this shit when he runs for re-election. It’s a waste of time and resources. Focus on what’s important, like what are you gonna wear to the beach with your Wall St friends.

But speakin about McCain, he did an interview a couple days ago and he was really humble and cool. I wish I had posted it but now I can't remember where I read it.

Republicans don't care for power

“First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the respect.” That’s how it works in this country where the dollar is placed above God. Everybody is conservative till it comes to a greenback, then all morals get thrown out the muthafuckin window. Have you noticed that most wealthy Republicans are wealthy due to workin in a corporation. And most wealthy Dems are of individual wealth?  But that’s besides my point. Republicans don’t have to tell us “yes to this or yes to that” because they aren’t serving us. Now if I said, give me a good tax break and I’ll make a “nice” donation to your campaign, you better believe that Republican would be tellin me yes with the quickness. (More pissy-ness comin up) Then he gonna say, the Republicans aren’t pandering for votes. I just looked away from my monitor in disgust as I finished typin that. 2 words. Sarah Palin. Hockey Mom. Joe the Plumber (really three but you get the point). My friends. You know why Palin can be a hockey mom governor of Alaska? Because she ain’t got shit else to do. Let’s see how much of a hockey mom she’ll be when she has to help run the country. And then he ends his video with his final contradiction. Why are the homeless still homeless? Capitalism bitch. And I must, must, must note. I don’t feel sorry for the homeless (most of them). I feel they made bad choices in their lives and have to deal with the consequences. But do I feel like we should just sweep them under the rug and act like they don’t exist? FUCK NO. Would I be ok with part of my taxes going towards a reform “school” of some sort to help the homeless become contributors to society? YES! Not only do I not have to look or smell them anymore, but they won’t be harassing me for money, and I don’t have to worry about the homeless tryin to revolt because they ain’t got shit to live for. And why do I keep talkin bout the homeless…fuckin Republicans got ME all messed up. Obama isn’t lookin out for the people who aren’t lookin out for themselves. He’s lookin out for the people THAT ARE WORKING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE BUT ARE STILL STRUGGLING. I can’t recall how many homeless people he said he was gonna save, but I do recall him sayin he’s working for the MIDDLE CLASS. He’s not using my money to help a bum on the street, he’s using my money to help the mother with 2 jobs tryin to keep her lights on and food in her kids’ mouths. What do you want her to do? Work harder?