Black In America

CNN redesigned their site and have different sections of the news like ‘Tech’, ‘Travel’, ‘Entertainment’, ‘Politics’…and ‘Latino in America’. What the fuck??? Why the Latinos get a special shout out? Fuck em! Blacks been here longer (legally lol). Why don’t they get a ‘Black in America’ section? You know why? Because CNN wouldn’t be able to do it justice. So I’ma have my own section on the Rant called ‘Black in America’ where I try to help out the minority group that still gets the short end of the stick. And the first thing I’m gonna do is teach you how to stick it to the pigs aka cops. Here is why you don’t need to talk to the cops:

I hoped you paid attention out there. There is a difference between not speakin to the cops and not snitching. Don’t say a word to the cops. Don’t say “you don’t know anything” and think you saved your ass by not snitchin because if they find out you do know somethin they’ll pin you for lying (ask Lil’ Kim). Crazy world.

Dallas cops give tickets for speaking spanish

Listen Latinos, this situation could be a lot worse. They could shoot and kill you for speakin Spanish. I wish cops gave black people more tickets and fewer bullets.

Homeowner sues cops for shooting him

Wow, talk about disturbing. But I’m pretty sure if I was a cop and I saw a white female at the door, there is no question that the brown skinned man with a gun HAD to be the intruder. I know she said her husband was the one with the gun but what if this El Nacho Libre lookin guy wrestled the gun from the real homeowner and pinned him on the ground with it while she was at the door? I would assume that’s probably what happened and I too would open fire on the man 6 times without any type of warning. It’s either kill or be killed…most likely kill, but there have been few instances where cops have been killed for hesitating. Well it’s a good thing Tony lived because if he had died, they prolly woulda changed the name to the Tony Arambula Police Department. Hmmm, TAPD does have a good ring to it though. Great thing about being a cop is the lack of repercussions. The police force is the only job in the world where you can take a man’s life and still keep your job. I wonder if the police force is a subdivision of the military.

Cops taser amputee

Fuck the police…what more do you want me to say? I hate 90% of them. Matter of fact, the only cops I like are the ones on TV. Fuck the rest of them. They all wimps. If you a cop, you a wimp. End of story.

Cops still acting stupidly...still

There is really nothing more for me to say. Black people don’t trust cops and for good reason. Oh, is that not a good enough reason for you? How bout this one:

Are cops smarter than a 5th grader?

HAHAHAHAHA. I swear to you that there is a balance in this universe. For every one stupid black person, there is a white person of equal stupidity. “Jungle Monkey”??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I really have nothing else to say. Hearing his lawyer repeat it is just as funny. And the guy appears sincere in the video too. This goes to show you (again) that you don’t have to racist to act stupidly. Obama 2 - Cops 0. I do think that this guy has to be more stupid than the lady that cut out the fetus. At least she kinda planned it out and how a reason (sick one, but still). This cop says to himself, “I’m tired of everyone callin the cop racist when it was the stupid jungle monkey’s fault for actin like that. I should send an email to a newspaper and talk about those jungle monkeys.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He should retire, then kill himself for “acting stupidly”.



Since I won’t be able to bash cops for a while, here is a bonus video of another cop doing his job properly:

Cops being cops

I’ma just copy and paste the description because, really what more can I say?

"These excerpts from a 30-minute video released by the Tazewell County Sheriff's Department on Tuesday show inmate Becky Behm, who was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving Oct. 17 in Creve Coeur, in a segregation cell in the Tazewell County Jail a few hours after her arrest. Tazewell County Sheriff Bob Huston attempted to have two correctional officers seen on the footage terminated for using excessive force"


Utterly disgusting.

"Stupid" cop speaks out

Here is a radio interview of the arresting cop in the Cambridge-Gates incident.

Well he sounds sincere and does have some valid points. I wish they got to a point in the interview that they asked why he arrested Gates, why didn’t he just let it be. It sounds like Sgt. James Crowley was just followin protocol. I’m willin to believe that Gates was a bit agitated before the cop even showed up. He just flew in from Beijing, he had a virus, and the front door of his home was damaged makin it hard for him to get in. Then here comes this cop askin all these questions at the wrong time. Neither one of them acted mature in this situation. And I know Obama is catchin some flak for his comments yesterday when he didn’t have all the facts and admitted he was biased. Hell, I was just about to give him shit for it right now. But then I re-read the quote and Obama said “that the Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home;” It is stupid to arrest someone that is already in their own home, regardless of how hot headed they might be. They didn’t call the cops. They didn’t ask you to step on their property. They proved to you they were in their homes and that’s all to it. Tell them to have a nice day and go grab some doughnuts.

Obama calls Cambridge cops stupid

Even with a Harvard education, it still isn’t easy being black in America. I wonder if Soledad O’Brian covers that in her Black In America series. Racial profiling is still a huge issue with this country. You look at an incident like this and it’s no wonder minorities don’t cooperate with the police. Gates even said that the police report isn’t completely truthful in what happened durin the arrest. Obama said that race relations have come a long way which I can agree with. However, I kinda feel it has made society a bit more dangerous. It’s easier to anticipate the actions of someone when you know what they are thinkin. It’s easier for me to deal with a racist prick if I know that they are racist when I meet them. However, it’s harder to deal with a closet racist. The person that will smile in your face and pat you in the back, all the while tryin to undermine you. I believe that the government should be unbiased and provide equality for all (yeah, when pigs fly) but I think individual beings should be who they are. If you won’t let me come over durin football games because you think I’m gonna “case” your home, then don’t come over to my cubicle and make small chat. Don’t sit with me at lunch just so that you can find ammo to use when you make jokes about me to your spouse. If you racist, be racist and stay to yourself. If the Klan didn’t use violence I wouldn’t have a problem with them. They just keepin it real (real ignorant, but that’s neither here nor there).

Cops harass gay bars

“They tried to spread his legs, they yanked his head all the way back”, was this an arrest or a rape? Sounds like the police were tryin to get some action too, owwwwwwwww. Seriously tho, was it like one police man, his construction worker friend, and an Indian? Lol. Alright alright. This shit is crazy, it kinda reminds me of the intro scenes of Milk (yeah I saw the movie. It was squeamish at first with Franco and Penn, but a hell of a movie). Cops still harassing gays? What, did the Mexicans stay in for the night?

Cops need their food faster

We’ve all been at a fast food drive thru and kinda felt the service was too slow to be fast food. Most of us usually just sit and gripe because we don’t want them to spit in our food. Others actually throw a fit but it’s not like it speeds up the food…it just ensures that the special sauce is extra special. But two cops in Denver took it to the next step. The cop driving flashed his badge and brandished his gun at a McDonald’s employee. Ridiculous. I don’t know if cops are gettin stupider or because I “report” the news now but I don’t recall cops doin so many absurd things. You know what’s gonna happen next…Federal Police. And them boys will have no jurisdiction. I know they already got the FBI but what if the government took over local police as well? I can’t really think of any plus. All their actions will be backed by the U.S. government…so good luck winning a lawsuit or being alive to make it to trial. Anyways, somethin needs to be done on a state level with the law enforcement. It’s like they’ve dropped the law and it’s just enforcement.

Cop tasers 72-year old woman

ROFL. These cops I tell ya. Ok, part of me thinks that taserin a 72 year old is excessive but after seein the fight she put up…I really can’t blame him. I doubt she woulda walked into the street and been struck but what if she had? Then what? Then everyone would look at the cop like an idiot for not preventing it. I still don’t like cops but this one isn’t as bad as it could have been. I mean, she was told to behave and she put up a tough front. Then she got tasered and her tone switched up reallll quick. Started respectin his authoritay and addressed him as ‘sir’. Too funny. And the Sheriff or Sergeant or whoever the fuck was real funny with his METAL baton example. Since when do they get metal ones? I thought it was the all black Billy clubs. Did anyone else notice how his was slightly bent? I’m pretty sure he’s gotten into someone’s backside with that joint before, lol.

Cops kill a cop

Officer Omar Edwards was black if you couldn’t figure that out. So what to say…nothin really surprises me anymore. The officers are on administrative duties till this is sorted out. They claim that they told Edwards to “drop the weapon” and then he turned around with the gun in hand and one officer shot at him 6 times, hittin him twice. What are the chances that the officer that fired the shots was white? 95%. Sometimes these black cops be on that bullshit too and be attackin other blacks, so it’s a 4% chance the cop was black. 1% for others. The real boys in blue are still bangin, but now on each other? I wish there was a police for the police.

Cops beat and choke teen

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. I pray for death on those officers. I guess the police realized it’s harder for a person to resist arrest unconscious, so that’s the new step in the procedures of arresting a perp. Fuckin wack. I hope they sue the shit outta the city. They never ever ever ever send these cops to jail and that’s why they always be doin this kinda shit. They know they are immune to the justice system. It’s terribly fuckin wack. 2 weeks suspension without pay (or with pay, it's all in the spin they put on it) is the most punishment they’ll get. I have no respect for cops. When is someone going to start holdin them accountable for their actions? Maybe that’s the draw in to becoming a cop. Because what able minded person would purposely put their life on the line day in and day out if they knew they couldn’t FUCK OVER a person a day? It wouldn’t be worth it I guess. Still, fuck em.

Cop curses at kid dialing 911

You’d seriously think I hated cops the way I bash them on this site. But truth be told, I respect the job that some of them do and do well. My problem is if you are going to hire someone for a job like that, why aren’t they the best and the brightest of people? Cops are usually the line between life and death, so why would you have an imbecile on the force that can’t make great (or at least good or at least not bad!) judgments all the time? Maybe they need to put cops on a rotational block and have them work only 9 months of the year. That way they never get fully burnt out and make stupid choices.

Pirates in Texas now...

Seriously, don’t worry bout sailing off the coast of Somalia but worry bout driving Route 59 in Tenaha, Texas. It appears the police dept. has been stopping drivers and extorting them of money and jewelry. I guess in Texas there is a law where if a cop pulls you over and thinks you have committed a felony, they can seize your assets. But if you aren’t charged, then they have to give the confiscated items back. Obviously this precinct didn’t read down that far and in classic police fashion, they’ve been targeting minorities. Now you’ll prolly assume that it’s a bunch of white people workin in this small ass town. But if you watched AC360 yesterday, you’ll note that the main cop accused of doin these shanigans is black. Worst kinda cops aren’t the white ones…but the black ones that attack and prey on minorities. Anyways the victims are filing a lawsuit against the dept and the DA who seems to be in the mix as well. Hmmm, I wonder if the black cop is Somali. Then his actions still aren’t justifiable but at least make sense.

To serve and protect, not abide

And don’t bother driving in Austin since cops out there like to run red lights…fuck around and smash into someone. Fuck a law suit, it would be a law wardrobe when I’m finished.

Spring Bling crowd control

Ok two things. First, do the cops bring out the shotguns when the bikers have they week down there and are causing all sorts of mayhem too? If so, then I’ll put my card back in my pocket. Second, why did they tag the loud fat broad as Rose Anne Brown and the upstanding citizen as Rose Anne Brown too? Is it because they both black and big bone-ed (that’s one word in Ebonics I can’t spell)? I mean I know black people all look the same, but damn, the loud one clearly has a different hairstyle. Maybe it is the same lady, because you know the freaks come out at night!

Surprised there were no pigs flying

If you wanna watch a cop try to make the best of a situation, then watch the video below. It’s an interview with the officer that stopped NFL player, Ryan Moats, from seeing his dying mother-in-law. I could only listen to about 2 minutes before my stomach knotted up. Lyin ass pig.

Cop stops man from seein dying mother-in-law

Sigh, why don’t cops have any fuckin common sense? To make matters worse, a nurse came out and tried to explain to the officer the situation. The cop didn’t listen. Then ANOTHER cop came and tried to explain the situation. The first officer still didn’t listen. By the time Ryan Moats got up to see his mother-in-law she was dead. What this video doesn’t show, but you can see in the video here, is the cop pulling out his sidearm on Ryan. Like what the fuck is wrong with you? They at a fuckin hospital. They pose no threat to you or anyone else, why draw the firearm? Let’s just assume this cop has been watchin toooooo many action flicks and he thinks Moats and his family is there to “finish the job” on a snitch. Then walk with them into the hospital and make sure they aren’t tryin anything funny! There are wayyyy too many bad cops out there that do fucked up things for me to justify doing any posts on cops killed in action or cops doing good things (which is their fuckin job). That’s just how I feel. Fuck em.