Bow Wow might be gay

Bow Wow decides to put his foot in his mouth, take it out, and put it back.

First off, how could you not know how to answer “Are you homophobic?” That’s what happens when you get home schooled by your cousin Bubba. Just plain stupid. This was so bad, that the original has been removed from YouTube. I figure his PR person saw this and shitted on themselves. I can see where he’s comin from but he just sounds so stupid. Like I’m not homophobic, I actually find gay people to be very hilarious. And they cool people, always havin fun. But if a gay person started pettin me or givin me lingering touches…please believe there will be a handless gay nigga in LA. I don’t even know why Bow Wow actin all funny…he looks a bit feminine and he lives in ATL, home of the Down Low Brothers (and the out there brothers too).

A real "soldier boy"

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Ginuwine - Last Chance

Lisa Raye looks like she’s just finished shootin the Player’s Club movie, 10 YEARS AGO! I’d still hit it. Ginuwine looks like he’s used some age reducing cream as well, not to mention dances like he’s Chris Brown. Nah, I’m frontin, he’s Chris Brown’s father when it comes to the dancing. Glad to know he’s still the same old G. Ummm, what was Tyrese's purpose in the video? On some real shit, I thought they were portraying some DownLow Brothers....

You Can't Be Tough...

You can’t be tough riding around in your car with some R&B on blast. Hell, and not just any R&B, you got slow jams on? Baby makin music with no girl to make the babies with? Kill yo self. And you singing along? This ain’t a music video. Chicks ain’t gonna walk up to your car cuz you got Babyface on blast and ya’ll singing about all the things you’d do to a lady. Roll your damn windows up or cut that shit off.

Funny Pepsi commercial

Those funny Europeans.

Yes on Prop ha8

Well the fagots aren’t gay in Hollywood this week (get it? gay-happy?). Prop 8 which was to ban same sex marriages was approved by 52% on Tuesday. All this means is that California won’t recognize the union and give it the same rights as a marriage. Whatever the gays wanna do, that’s on them. I just hate the sound of “taking away rights”. It was that long ago that blacks didn’t have much rights for ANYTHING. I expected more from the liberal state of California. Did people from Utah move here or somethin? Speakin of the Mormon state, it looks like McCain won it by like 60something%. Isn’t this the same state where kids are forced into marriage as soon as there’s grass on the field? The Church of Latter Day Kells. Anyways, this issue is FAR from over. I expect it to continuously be a subject of discussion for California since this state is like a rest haven for them. I think I’ma go to the next parade they have. Oh no, not in support, but to pick up some bi chicks and finally get a threesome under my belt, lol.

Cross dressing is never cute

Katy Perry decided to dress up as a guy for Halloween so that she could kiss girls…but wait, doesn’t she already kiss girls? I think she’d have a better chance of makin out with a girl as Katy Perry than dressed up as a poor Indonesian man’s Luigi. I do respect the fact she holdin a black dudes hand (I knew she was into the “urban guys” as Ms. O’Day put it). But that is the homo-est lookin Tupac I’ve ever seen in my life. Sugary ass thug life.

Is it funny cuz she's white?

Speakin of homo. Look at what the boys in West Hollywood did.


These fags, I tell ya. That shit ain’t artisitic homeboy. It’s not in the spirit of Halloween either. It’s just wrong. I don’t like Palin as a candidate, but I respect her as a person and wouldn’t want to see her hung for any reason. They need to take that shit down and check themselves. When I heard Sarah Palin was "hanging out" I was kinda hoping for a NippleGate fiasco.

Final Thoughts

Last week I said I was on the fence about giving gays rights and letting them be married. Well quoting a dedicated reader of the Rant, Mr. Kopax: “I say let the faggots get married. Straight people have been makin a mockery of the institution of marriage to the tune of a 50% divorce rate.” Lol. I think I’ma just stay away from that and deal with issues that affect me. And if you haven’t seen it, Chris Rock’s Kill The Messenger special on HBO, find a way to see it. Hilarious. I saw the comedy tour live and the HBO special didn’t miss a beat.

Straight homophobic

I have no problem with gay people at all. They can do whatever they feel like doing. I don’t have any gay friends though, but the reason is I don’t know any non-flamboyant ones. Take for instance this kid I went to school with wanted to be friends with me on Facebook. I didn’t know he was gay when I accepted him, but after I found out I was like “ok, cool. My first gay friend.” I took him off the list in 2 weeks. When you start posting pics of men with they asses hanging out, or havin status messages that just….Take for instance (lol) we have a mutual (straight) friend who just changed his status message to: “Makin heads bobble” and then the gay friend makes a comment: “I do that too” Ewwwww. Maybe I do have a problem with gay people (guys, not lesbians). And I don’t know if I’ma vote on Prop 8 (expanding the definition of marriage to include gays) because while God says to love all His children, does that mean that we acknowledge their anti-Christian lifestyle?

Reasons to vote for McCain

Speakin of black Republicans, there is much talk (not really from me, fuck that house nigger lmao, sorry) about the black guy that was at the town hall meeting telling McCain to get more vicious on Obama. I guess he’s been catchin a lot of shit for it (no, really?). I don’t care that he is a black person voting Republican, that is most certainly fine with me. I just have issues with him being Republican during these times. Bad reason to be a Republican #1: The past 8 years have been shit. Bad reason #2: The new guy is 72 years old. Do you know who else is 72? John Madden. John Madden is considering retiring from football because, well, he’s just getting old. One 72 feels he’s too old to just say the same dumb shit over and over and the other 72 year old doesn’t lmao. No, but Madden hasn’t been a POW. Madden hasn’t fought cancer 4 times. But yet he wants to take it easy, while we have “that guy” who wants to run the country? Bad reason #3: Sarah Palin. Do you really want to chance it and have HER be President? Come on, be serious now. Really? Have you drank a jug of the Red Kool Aid? Sarah? Hockey mom? Pitbull with lipstick? Say it ain’t so Joe? Bad reason #4: Campaign methods. I’m just waitin for McCain to say, “don’t vote for that nigger, vote for me” because that’s how badly he’s been talkin bout Obama. Not talkin bout issues, just attackin his character. I think the campaign manager(s) are throwin this game on purpose. Everyone knows that going negative only hurts you. It fucked over Hilary (that and her cockiness, and Bill…which ironically is the first time he’s fucked her in years). But yet the McCain camp keeps pushin it. And now it has started to bubble over to the point people are demanding blood at the last debate. If McCain could actually go toe-to-toe with Obama, don’t you think he woulda did it by now? He doesn’t have the high school debate team managing his campaign (or maybe he does). Either way, McCain doesn’t want to step in a ring with Obama and for good reason.

Goth is still cool?

I was gonna end the Rant early till I came across this video:

I mean, ok, I understand that parents are supposed to defend they child. But come on. It is a distraction because NORMAL BOYS DON’T WEAR MAKEUP!!! Ok, I lie. Sometime you’ll find me with lipstick on….my dick lmao. But that’s it. Tell this fassy boy to lose the makeup and pick up some pads. No, not knee pads, football!!

Now go enjoy your Friday!

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Duh

Well in Clay Aiken’s case, 5 years. HAHAHA, I’m tellin you. I’m so nice with the word play it’s ridiculous. Michael Phelps of this blog shit. Yes ladies and gents, he finally told us what we already knew. Even with that bullshit baby mama, he couldn’t fool anyone. So he decided to give up and tell people the truth:



















As my nigga Riley from The Boondocks would say: "Ill nigga, you gay!" hahahahaha.

Livin' in the hood

So make sure you tell your friends (all 2 of them) to tell a friend, because the more readers I have, the more people will click on a link and make me money. And how does this benefit you? Well all the proceeds go to the "Help The Tenant Move Into A Mansion Foundation". One the goal amount is reached, there will be a big yacht party and all of you will be invited!!! Not all of you will be allowed to come on the boat and for those that do make it, please expect to be robbed by pirates that I hired lol. So I noticed that I tend to focus my commentary on non-black celebrities even though I am African-AMerican. Well the reason being is blacks make it too easy/boring to rant on. When aren't we doin somethin dumb? Let me show you how easy it is when I just talk about blacks:

Wesley Snipes has released The Art of War 2 straight to DVD. Don’t pass Go, don’t collect $200. Lol, that joke is ironic because while I was referring to how this movie prolly didn’t get the green light from a lot of studios and won’t collect any money, that nigga really is goin to jail. Wes, Uncle Sam has nightmares about black and brown people makin money…why would you think he would allow you to STEAL money from him? Pay your taxes and Uncle Sam will stay under you bed like a good boogie monster.

T.I. is beefin with Shawty LO over who is from ATL and who isn’t (it’s really who is from Bankhead and who isn’t, but it’s the same shit to me). We nit picking like that now? A security guard was shot at Jermaine Dupri’s club this past weekend. Cam’ron sold Juelz’s contract to Def Jam. Max B was shot at during his performance but couldn’t see the shooter because he had his shades on. SMH. Either we beefin with words or we beefin with bullets. And that’s not really fun to rant about. And I ain’t really a sports person, so I don’t really talk about athletes. And we barely see black people on the big screen, so it’s not like the paparazzi are following their every move. So while black people are very entertaining, black celebrities aren’t (more irony for yo ass).

Wait this just in…Morgan Freeman was in a severe car accident in which his vehicle rolled over multiple times. He was listed in serious condition when he arrived at the hospital but seems to be in better spirits now. He has a broken hand, arm, and had shoulder damage. He had surgery to reconnect nerves and repair damage to his left arm and hand. Didn’t he just do a movie with Jack Nicolson? The Bucket List which was basically of things to do before they died? “Flip car over multiple times? Check” From what I heard, he was tryin to negotiate a bigger payment for the next Batman move by doin his own stunts in the movie, lol. But seriously, glad he’s ok. I can’t wait to see him play God again in another Almighty movie (I’m thinkin Kane Almighty, hm hm no takers? How bout Judas Almighty? Nah Kane has a better ring to it lol). Side note: peep the bling in Morgan’s ears. Dammmmn old man got his SHINE on lol.

Tomorrow I’ll resume rantin about white celebrities and leave the colored folk for the real news lol.

But seriously this is how easy we make it:

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Hey Don't Sue Me: The image of the jailbird was found at SoxFirst.com and the image of Morgan Freeman is property of Universal Pictures...GOOOD lol